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MopUpReliever

@mopupreliever.bsky.social
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No smarter, funnier, or better than at that other shithole. A hot dog is still a sandwich.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 17h
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Question re 2: did the basketball go to Wharton or Stern?
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Malik Tillman with the “I gotta get my man on” ankle injury. Hashtag Respect
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This Mexico team is basura.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The kids are alright
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Taps mic: I am in Chicago and felt the need to try your legendarily “terrible” Malört. It’s Temu Campari. 6.8 out of 10
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bruno Fernandez should be gone too. Fucking twat.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
DREW LOCK. YOU FUCKING LEGEND.
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Mangini In A Bottle @manginiinabottle.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Gotta be honest, that particular cod does NOT look healthy
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just stopped myself from arguing with a halfwit online. I am uncertain if that makes me feel good or bad about myself.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
If there was ever a good reason to get back in the mug game, it’s for this dipshit. Thanks @polkpanther.bsky.social for dragging me back in.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ha ha ha. Fuck you Enzo.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Trying to get control of a game by bringing Simeone on is comically absurd. He’s such shit.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
F.X. Porterhouse
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I assumed it was @theonion.com
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They did.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It’s irrefutable that Attia stepped on Martinez’s foot in dispossessing him, which began the offensive push to the Egypt goal. The “full length of the pitch” argument reeks of predisposition.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lisandro Martinez was the only Argentine defender that didn’t hold the line and then got beat to the ball. Terrible defending.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
GET REAM OFF THE FIELD.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
What a fucking joke. Clear the fucking ball Freese. You can’t rely on Tim Ream to anything. Fucking worthless.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Could Austin Trusty be worse than Tim Ream was that half? I’d like to someone that isn’t an AARP member a shot here.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Between Bruno, Bernardo, and Cristiano, I could not be happier to see Portugal bounced. If only Cucurella could be sent back home with them.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Take your Puto shouts and your piss bags and shove them up your fucking ass.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
11 minutes. What a fucking joke.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Anderson getting yellow carded there after all the Mexican bitching is L O Fucking L.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
USMNT fans rooting for El Tri are really showing their ass tonight.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Crazy how the altitude makes Mexican players lose balance so easily.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pile it the fuck on.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Get. The Ball. To. Saka.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This is no worse than any alleged “voter fraud” because that fucking scumbag has job security for life. Ha Ha Ha. Fuck us, right?
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Fuck everyone involved with that goddamn travesty.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
For big motherfuckers, these Bosnians fall down pretty fucking easy. Bitches.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How DARE you motherfuckers reveal my bootlicking deceit?!?
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
you can take the man out of the kings but not the kings out of the man
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Great comeback. Worse collapse.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The Spurs are complete fucking frauds.
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annika🇵🇸 @annikaw.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
never change, Ben, never change
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Man, FUCK EVERTON.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Scottish football is mad.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Rudy Giuliani is in stable condition and resting comfortably
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
If Kucherov scores there, it’s the best OT winner… ever.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Tonight, I mixed equal parts Irish Whiskey and the chilled broth from wonton soup (2of my favorite beverages). It was a solid 5 out of 10. Next time, I’ll heat the broth to make it a Hot Cluckie and report the findings.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Southampton deserved it. Arsenal need to get their fucking shit together.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m prepared to wear the shame of my naivety. I think at least two of the six will have souls and solid understanding of both the US Constitution and American jurisprudence. Bookmark me if you will. (I fear I’m going to WEAR it.)
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
The fact that Trump is going to oral arguments to pressure the justices to acquiesce to his attempted nullification of a constitutional amendment and create a stateless class for the first time since the civil war, illustrates what is really at the core of the Trump project and it isn’t tariffs.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I don't even understand why ppl ever talked about Chuck Norris jokes in a world where Joe Mazzula exists
tweet: Joe Mazzulla just walked past Marcus Smart in the locker room, did a full somersault in front of him, turned and said ‘you can’t do that.” Then walked out.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
If CB Bucknor is still a Major League Baseball umpire, his lack of shame should be studied by clinical psychologists.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
The USMNT should not be taken seriously if Tim Ream is getting any minutes at all.
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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
What. The. Fuck. Either the US or Belgium should’ve worn a dark kit. This is awful.
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