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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I don’t commit to the bit the way I once did, but my lord. She’s heavenly.

MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If there was ever a good reason to get back in the mug game, it’s for this dipshit. Thanks @polkpanther.bsky.social for dragging me back in.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Yesterday’s Steak Pizziola and fresh mozz with chopped cherry peppers on broiled garlic bread.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I made Blackstone hibachi with shrimp, chicken, and steak. One caveat. I hate Blackstone steak, so I did that on the grill.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Hey, @nytimes.com I fixed it for you. You’re welcome.

Excerpt from NYT article that has been edited for accuracy.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Welp. Kid’s first name checks out. Good job ESPN. Good effort.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

No current offers, but if I buck the odds and become an MLB closer, once Skip taps the right for me, this bumps for exactly 42 seconds.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

Trying to go “above and beyond” a friend bought me the bottle on the left, rather than the bottle on the right. I appreciate the intent. Don’t do that. The bottle on the right is magnificent. The bottle on the left is battery acid.

On the left is 15 year old Redbreast. It’s barely passable. On the right is 12 yards old Redbreast. It’s what Jesus would drink.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

“Did you find any clues, Detective?” “We have a lead and think that Nana may be involved.”

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I think that definitely could pass as a tree. What’s the problem? —Gabrielle Carteris

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

Delta isn’t down with the orange bullshit.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 12/02/2025

Hey. Heading to Wikipedia to figure out what you’re talking about. Can you narrow this down?

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

“You know, for a long time I was hooked on Oxy, but then I found that a few Extra Strength Tylenol did the trick.” -Nobody ever

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I’m going to start deleting most of the mugshots in my photos. As I do, I may post them here for posterity.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Tomorrow is my Friday, so Happy Thursday.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The leading scorer in every playoff series in which Michael Jordan played ⬇️ “Fucking A right, binch.” -Terry Cummings

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

For $7? Shit. This may become the Reliever house wine.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 03/01/2025

Even this Anthropologie that Mrs. Reliever dragged me in to knows London is red. #COYG

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

After fighting foot, ankle, and Achilles tendon issues that kept me from running for 8 or 9 years (I honestly can’t recall), I said fuck it in January and decided to make it happen or break down trying. Started walking. Then I ran. Now, I end the year with 402 miles in these Asics. 500 next year.

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MopUpReliever @mopupreliever.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Our gift giving game this year was “Long Island” themed. This wins.

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