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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And of course got belligerent with Klobuchar for pointing out his hilariously stupid error.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a fabulous dream last night that I punched out DJT (he was hitting a child) and I’ve been riding that high all day.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somebody with long nails clickety-clacking away on their laptop in the Quiet Car is the anti-asmr for me.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang I only just remembered
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/02/2026
Trump is going to demolish the Kennedy Center, isn't he
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My Lyft driver’s car fragrance of choice appears to be the same one they put in port-o-potties. You know.
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m trying to navigate buying a home and I just keep thinking “I need a grown-up.” I AM THE GROWN UP 😭
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everything sucks. Here’s McConnell’s communications director on the eve of his untimely demise tomorrow.
Stephanie Penn as weirdo reptile
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will give my first born for It to happen on stage tonight.
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Protestor in Mumbai, India stopping a police bus carrying detained protestors www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co...
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Apparently the kids have brought back “Slug Bug” (or “Punch Buggy”) with “Cyber Truck Punch.” I feel like they need to workshop the name a little bit. Any suggestions?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Bonkers.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Intimidating Postal Vehicle coming through! Meep meep!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I hear it was rigged.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
TikTok has been trying to sell me a mini chainsaw for a month. I’m like, I do not need that. Welp.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Dear Universe - you got this. Redeem yourself.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Also 3 US presidents died on July 4th. I think that’s a beautiful tradition.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
BBO Prequel 🐢 LFG
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I don’t know maybe you should be more angry that college is unaffordable.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hi. Where did all the money for the 250th Great American State Fair go? Seriously. Where?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
How much was budgeted for the 250th Celebration and where has it gone?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Celtic Fling, Hammer Throw competition. Guy threw 69 feet. Crowd erupted with “Nice!”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Just a Friday night where I drink wine and peruse Ancestry dot come to find that two of my great great grandmothers were named Bridget and Birgithe and in 1982 I named my red-headed green-eyed Cabbage Patch Kid Bridget because I didn’t like her original name.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Sometimes I think that if I had one genie wish it would be to provide one (potentially extended) SATISFYING final wrap-up episode for every popular show that ended prematurely.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I want my America (US) to be the America the World Cup visitors are seeing. They make me feel patriotic. I want a country that is worthy of that feeling.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Cats really think they’re on your life insurance policy
Cat on top step of stairs waiting for you to fall over them so they can enact their nefarious plans (eat your face)
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Happy birthday. Drop dead now please and thank you.
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
What you wish you could be doing in New York right now is what you could be doing when It happens. HAVE A PLAN.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Man I miss you, NYC.
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Patrick Reid @oldmandoc.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
You think this year has been bad but wait till Bari Weiss is put in charge of Doctor Who
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I bought a camera a year ago and paid for the 3 year warranty they’d fix it. Sent it in for a repair and they instead sent me a gift card for the amount I paid for the camera (minuses tax of course) to be used at the same store to replace it. Except now my same camera is THREE HUNDRED DOLLARS MORE.
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John Fugelsang @johnfugelsang.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
And 35 years later, Milli Vanilli achieved greatness by promising not to sing
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
It’s garbage night and we are throwing away my dead dog’s poops… that I couldn’t throw away a week ago when he died. I am so sad… over poop. It’s the last of him. I’m sad over poop.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When one shitty door closes another shitty window opens.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
At least it’s Yacht Rock Opening Day. ⛵️
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
My dog died and Colbert had his last show. Today sucks.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Went to McDonald’s to get my dying dog’s favorite: French fries. This is a medium fry I guess. I’m just so fucking mad. Why is everything shitty?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
All I’m saying is that if I had way too much money, I’d be opening the SuperWhoLock Amusement park. That shit would make BANK.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I have a fucking pimple on the exact middle of the bridge of my nose. If I don’t get my period in the ext two days I’m going to go Louis DeJoy.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I will always think this is SRK as I scroll by.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pharmacy just gave my dad a prescription by accident that apparently is worth 1700 a month. Wtf America
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
its crazy how literally everything is worse than it was two years ago
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I’ve been a DD* head since Udta Punjab. * Diljit Dosanjh
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Someone just asked me if I’m “Darian’s mom.” And I don’t think Darian is a baby. And yes I know I’m well old enough to technically be a grandmother but….
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Ben K. @benjaminkabak.com · 05/05/2026
Rooting for deep vein thrombosis. Let’s go DVT.
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bing bong @brianvan.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Tuned into the Met Gala. They’re already down 10-3 to the Phillies
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
“Can’t shake the Devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.”
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