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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Agreed. This was May Day weekend… just waiting to cross the road. 😭
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang I only just remembered
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everything sucks. Here’s McConnell’s communications director on the eve of his untimely demise tomorrow.
Stephanie Penn as weirdo reptile
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Alanis Morrisette Jagged Little Pill
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Intimidating Postal Vehicle coming through! Meep meep!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
TikTok has been trying to sell me a mini chainsaw for a month. I’m like, I do not need that. Welp.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
So she’s got a sense of humor
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Cats really think they’re on your life insurance policy
Cat on top step of stairs waiting for you to fall over them so they can enact their nefarious plans (eat your face)
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Blame Chris Hayes
Tweet from Chris Hayes on March 25, 2016 – “Next thought: what if the devil himself visits me & says: "I can give you a Cubs World Series victory, but then Trump becomes President."
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Reskeet with a favorite picture of yourself.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Went to McDonald’s to get my dying dog’s favorite: French fries. This is a medium fry I guess. I’m just so fucking mad. Why is everything shitty?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Kara
Kara Swisher
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I will always think this is SRK as I scroll by.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Oh my god #er #thepitt #battleflag
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Can’t ever not see it.
Mike Lawler in skinny jeans.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Search your camera roll for hell
A small boy with a tragic haircut stares forlornly at the large crab on his dinner plate.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Rein it in, Clancy. I can’t right now.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
“Sir do you want to show them the renovations?”
“Sure Grandpa let’s get you back to bed.”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Okay fine I didn’t get rid of it. I’m not a monster.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
I’m just kidding. I’m not gonna watch that shit.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
It can’t be coming to an end! 😭😭😭
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Work Train (2010) Everyone hated to see us coming.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Omg I just opened FB to look for a photo of our last Idiotarod and it was the first thing that popped up -14 years ago today!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
But then there’s Sunday….
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Ours isn’t quite as bad.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
FUCKING CALLED IT
Now he’s gonna invade Iceland just so he doesn’t have to admit he meant to say Greenland.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Dads watching this game
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
The text:
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Internet is fun because if I hadn’t gone looking for a photo of the movie I wouldn’t have found this shot which is where my mom told me she was standing to watch the shoot.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Technically the Moonlight Graham scenes are set in Minnesota but it was shot in Galena, IL
Moonlight Graham in “Field of Dreams”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
This is the second time in like a year my brother can see them in Chicago. Doesn’t seem normal to me!
Text from brother of photo of northern lights over Lake Michigan. “Oh man! Is this normal or is this climate change?”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Lake Michigan photo from my brother #northernlights
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Song playing just rhymed “far” with “afar” incredible
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
So when Obama made fun of Trump’s ideal White House 14 years ago at the Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump was like “Bet.”
2011 Correspondents’ Dinner rendering of what a trump white house would look including a tower, gold pillars, a hot tub with ladies, a golf course, and of course his dumb fucking name.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Bless you for including (some) of their photos so we can get an idea of what the master race looks like. I guffawed louder with each scroll. For kicks I dug up a couple more.
L-R above: Peter Giunta, Samuel Douglass, William Hendrix
Below: Bobby Walker, Joe Maligno, Luke Mosiman(L-R) Bobby Walker, Annie Kaykaty, Peter Giunta and two other likely mouth breathers
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Get ready
Official Soros-Paid Terrorist uniform - inflatable frog costume aka Portland Army
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
You know- it is suggested you should wash your hands after applying bronzer a little more thoroughly.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
They’re just trying to blend in, Pope.
Da Superfans from SNL -notorious for their mustaches, rubenesque physique and imminent heart attacks
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
When the cubs are in a tight spot, I get sent outside. Still got it.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
I’m getting
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Anyway.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
At least they didn’t pretend it was about Kirk for very long.
Trump angrily telling reporters “When you have a network and you have evening shows and all they do is hit trump, you can’t do that.”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Um.
Trump at 9/11 memorial with drooping face.Stroke face
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Love to be lectured on “celebrating”
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