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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 2h
“Webrew near Jing'an Temple has a big selection of Chinese craft beers. Boxing Cat Brewery is also good.”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of my best friends from NYC lives in Shanghai and I went to visit him last year for my birthday. I’ll ask!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Boat Shoe stranded runners twice. Going to bed.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You just need two more underneath!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Been saying this! (Shudder)
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
He hears “artificial,” thinks “fake” and therefore “bad.” Absolute numbnuts.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Interesting choice to connect two criminal leaders like Smith is the bad guy?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And of course got belligerent with Klobuchar for pointing out his hilariously stupid error.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ok, you’re up Cubs tomorrow!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a good day!!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If the Bears could also win tonight, I’ll call that a pretty good day.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I had a fabulous dream last night that I punched out DJT (he was hitting a child) and I’ve been riding that high all day.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somebody with long nails clickety-clacking away on their laptop in the Quiet Car is the anti-asmr for me.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Dang I only just remembered
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looking at mole scan apps in the meantime. I don’t know if I am just getting middle-aged crustiness or if it’s something scary. I was absentmindedly scratching my back and was like “hey wait a minute.”
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ugh. I just made an appointment for a suspicious mole… for December.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I forget… who is the Commander in Chief?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He’s just so mad that THESE are his supporters.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 02/02/2026
Trump is going to demolish the Kennedy Center, isn't he
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When I went like 18 years ago, I was not prepared for a 15 dollar-ish sandwich. I believe it is now 30 bucks.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Literally everyone in my dad’s memory care facility sitting around the tv.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My Lyft driver’s car fragrance of choice appears to be the same one they put in port-o-potties. You know.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ask him to name his grandchildren. Also.. they used the video of him shoving himself past other leaders at NATO. He’s such a db
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you - I thought he was gloating about why the building didn’t fall.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“It didn’t come down— US steel.” WTF does that mean?!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
That’s a couple of kids at a music festival when you can use them to commit the genocide you’ve always wanted?
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Jadzia Axelrod 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @planetx.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
“Good girl” gives me the willies.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I hate AI because I work(ed) in film and television but for my friend who works with TBI patients and spends 4-8 unpaid hours on her WEEKEND writing up notes, I love it for her.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Maybe v-necks aren’t flattering on everyone.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mind you that’s probably the best picture.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hell yeah - bringing Jersey Shore back! Love a confident Snaggle
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ideal Friday night.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Hooray!
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I LOVE IT - my niece is obsessed with Toothless (Halloween costume).
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I’m trying to navigate buying a home and I just keep thinking “I need a grown-up.” I AM THE GROWN UP 😭
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Everything sucks. Here’s McConnell’s communications director on the eve of his untimely demise tomorrow.
Stephanie Penn as weirdo reptile
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I think about how when I first got my camera a memory card could hold like 32 gb MAX. And now it can hold several TB.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
40 million* on Escalades. *probably more. Probably got the Pentagon special where they pay 100 bucks for a hammer.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
What is wrong with you?
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly fuck this country to hell. We are despicable.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Alanis Morrisette Jagged Little Pill
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I will give my first born for It to happen on stage tonight.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I cannot be around Southern or British people without mimicking them. I’m sorry.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Millions will die. “Oopsie poopsie.”
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Carceral Abolition @carceralabolition.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Protestor in Mumbai, India stopping a police bus carrying detained protestors www.reddit.com/r/SipsTea/co...
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Nothing matters.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
“Punk Buggy” has been suggested by my brother.
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Muppitz @mopitz.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Cyber Smack no Smack Back
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