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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴

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🥌 curlers do it with 40-lb stones. 🚫 DM @elonmusk is a terrible manager; everything he touches catches fire #EEMTCF

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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
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LSAClassOf2000 @lsaclassof2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wife: "Why are you watching the Michigan game in silence?" Me: "Michigan / Iowa is designed to be unpleasant to the eye. I need to devote resources to quiet contemplation"
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hegseth Has only got one ball 🎶 Todd Blanche Has two, but very small 🎵 Miller Has something sillier 🎶 And poor old Donald 🎵 Has no balls, at all
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you have a dollar for every transgender athlete playing college sports you'd have about $6 which just happens to be the price for a gallon of diesel now. Congrats MAGAts, you played yourselves.
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The Tucson Kid @thetucsonkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Psst, Had to join a secret society in these trumpian times. Have code words like "please" & "thank you." We look after each other. Known by many names, but we like "civilization." Still taking members but keep it on the hush-hush.
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Kye ❤️💛💙 50 Aussie @bluemuscle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A hilarious summary
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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social anxiously awaiting your next blockbuster on how old Joe is. Meanwhile, Rome is burning. Khrist is on crutches, Jake.
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Scott Gable @scottgable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who is asking this ridiculous question? Citizens cannot be deported
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our future robot overlords will never let an imbecile like trump within a thousand miles of the halls of power, and for that reason alone I feel compelled to offer my full support
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wonderland
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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lisa simpson
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maga: So, because people shouldn't get free handouts, you are voting for the party of the guy who just promised you *Checks notes* Free handouts?
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Star Trek Lower Decks: Come On Guys!
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is so dead, Tuesday afternoon at the strip club is holding his beer...
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm going to call it Lake Donny's Penis, because it's the smallest
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The American middle class will last a lot longer without Google than Google will survive without the middle class.
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25 50 75 @gotham63.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Lwaxana Troi Eating
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Fresh Cut Grass Bells Hells
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Don’t be a dumbass. --Dolly
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/1aYP...
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Goldberg said the level of detail in the targeting package that he received via Signal was down to the *names of individuals* to be killed. That’s the good stuff that includes all kinds of sources and methods and never should have been outside a SCIF. I’d be in prison if I fucked up that bad.
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Never trust a chef with fresh breath
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Brett Shaw @brettshaw.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The way I used to feel about partying and drinking games in my past, is how I feel now about naps and being left the fuck alone.
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Paul Haine @paulhaine.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
❌data modelling ✅ Data, modelling
Data, modelling
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
@Aldi, I could not read any of these directions without taking this photo
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A&W now makes a vanilla flavored root beer, calling it root beer float So I made a float with it The A&W Root Beer Float²TM★ Ball's in your court, A&W...
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The Mighty Jungle💙💛 @ocanannain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Neil Stone
Dr Neil Stone

This is smallpox 

You've never had it or even seen it 

Because of vaccines
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Gracie12 📎 @gracienlucy.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
The perfect description of a library card .
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
www.facebook.com/share/v/1ER8...
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A Very Bad Thing to Do….
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Cookie Monster Facepalm
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
They are all passed on now, but Frank is the one we all still listen to... #CentralScrutinizer
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Synchronizing @synchronic-2000.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Frank called it ... and all the "serious" people laughed 👇🏼
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Rollie 🤬 @architecturenerd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
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Jarrell the Autumn Raccoon @jarrellwoods.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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✊💙D to the R to the R💙✊ @daleroy1.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The President of the United States is a liar.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The President of the United States and Donald Trump.
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The Last Of A Dying Breed @lastofdyingbreed.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
A sitting US president stole $900 million in another country's oil money and transferred it into his own private account in Qatar and y'all mf worried about immigrants!!!
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
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