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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴

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🥌 curlers do it with 40-lb stones. 🚫 DM @elonmusk is a terrible manager; everything he touches catches fire #EEMTCF

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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 7h
She's either stoned, or a bird
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 7h
Because The floor is lava
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Freethinkers United For Change @freethinkersunite.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You will win
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely 👇
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seriously 👇
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Maria Drutska @mariadrutska.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In an interview with Time Magazine released today, Trump returned to a familiar theme and declared: "I have the highest of IQs. I have the highest." Right. Because all of the smartest people I've ever known make a habit of repeatedly declaring publicly how smart they are.
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Bob Ballentine @raballentine.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pathetic Weak Sauce 🙄
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
All I can think of when I see him is an angry little drunk trying so hard to be tough and strong and masculine. He literally makes me sick to my stomach.
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
In ancient times, the convicted would either be considered exonerated by Providence, or a witch surviving by dark magic, then burned
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Jack Cousteau ⚓️ @angrywaterman.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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🏳️‍🌈Joan🐾3DogMom💙UConnWBB🏀 🐾 🫶🏽WNBA 🇩🇰🇺🇸♀in NewEngland💪🏽🇨🇦♥️ Hygge ོ⋆☀︎𓂃ᨒོ @joan3dogmom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thoughts?😊
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I remember when Genghis married Didi
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...And won't steal our pens...
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A Republic If You Can Keep It @arepublicif.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you think my trans daughter wanting to stay connected to the camaraderie and benefits of team sports is a greater threat to your daughter than 50 young men in a group chat doing NOTHING while she’s gang-raped then you’re a fucking idiot.
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's like he almost gets it...
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Richard Wayne Bowling @rchrdwynbwlngk100.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Why did Eric Schmitt fuck up his gotcha moment so badly? No one involved considered the possibility that Jack Smith attended a women’s basketball game. A MAGAt undone by misogyny. Not at all surprising.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Come to our tailgate!
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LSAClassOf2000 @lsaclassof2000.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wife: "Why are you watching the Michigan game in silence?" Me: "Michigan / Iowa is designed to be unpleasant to the eye. I need to devote resources to quiet contemplation"
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
20-19 Even more...
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the most refreshing post on a thread of an "Iowa Michigan"search. And I'm a Hawkeye fan
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah I'm a little high, but at first glance I thought this was going to be a Rodney Dangerfield quote...
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You get a handy
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't even need my Rowdy Roddy glasses to see through the ruse anymore...
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
🤣
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Name all the cursed places after Trump Sleepy Hollow >> Trump Hollow Bermuda Triangle >> Trump Triangle Overlook Hotel >> Trump Overlook Hotel...
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gorgeous
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hegseth Has only got one ball 🎶 Todd Blanche Has two, but very small 🎵 Miller Has something sillier 🎶 And poor old Donald 🎵 Has no balls, at all
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Raccoon Stealing Slipper - Your Meme Belongs To Me
Alt: Raccoon Stealing Slipper - Your Meme Belongs To Me
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Covie @covie93.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you have a dollar for every transgender athlete playing college sports you'd have about $6 which just happens to be the price for a gallon of diesel now. Congrats MAGAts, you played yourselves.
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How about dismantling this unnecessary and anti-democratic agency?
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The Tucson Kid @thetucsonkid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Don Comer @doncomer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Psst, Had to join a secret society in these trumpian times. Have code words like "please" & "thank you." We look after each other. Known by many names, but we like "civilization." Still taking members but keep it on the hush-hush.
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Kye ❤️💛💙 50 Aussie @bluemuscle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They think Homelander is the good guy...
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Dr. Princess Vimentin PhD | Cancer Biologist @princess-vimentin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A hilarious summary
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BART @newmexicobart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social anxiously awaiting your next blockbuster on how old Joe is. Meanwhile, Rome is burning. Khrist is on crutches, Jake.
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Democrats. They will be listed on the ballot as such (D)
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Scott Gable @scottgable.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who is asking this ridiculous question? Citizens cannot be deported
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Our future robot overlords will never let an imbecile like trump within a thousand miles of the halls of power, and for that reason alone I feel compelled to offer my full support
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Wonderland
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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lisa simpson
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's probably half of the shootings, but much more than half the deaths, is my guess...
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Maga: So, because people shouldn't get free handouts, you are voting for the party of the guy who just promised you *Checks notes* Free handouts?
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just one... Everything
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🫎 The Moose 🥥🌴 @moosehb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Mexico have six fingers under that Brazil flag blanket?
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