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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!!

@monstersnowgoon.bsky.social
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If I bite you, you turn into a bigfoot vampire. Grand Metatarsals of the PNW, ruler of the Sasquatches, first of his name. I have a dozen hobbies and I’m bad at all of them. Bookbinding, reading, hiking.

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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
October Saturdays are for drinking coffee out of skulls and watching Evil Dead
An ethically sourced skull filled with coffee in front of a tv about to play Evil Dead Burn, there’s a mess in the background but you can ignore that
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Maia 🏳️‍🌈 @maiainmi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The League of Women Voters provides candidate information in vote411.org, all the way down to community college trustees.
vote411.org
VOTE411
Election information you need. Brought to you by The League of Women Voters Education Fund.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 01/10/2026
remember when we all used to have treehouse of horror-style october twitter usernames. that was fun. we had fun, didn't we?
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spookiest thing about October is “Holy Shit What Happened to September?!?!” and also “Oh No I Have to Pay Rent Again!”
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
ALL OF THE PREVIOUS BOOKS IN THE 'John Dies at the End' SERIES ARE $2.99 THIS MONTH IN EBOOK FORM! Catch up before Book 5! Search your device for: John Dies at the End This Book is Full of Spiders What the Hell Did I Just Read If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s a “steal your neighbor’s catalytic converter so you can sell the catalytic converter factory the rare elements so they can make a new convertor to sell to your neighbor which he has to get money from stealing your catalytic converter to pay for” economy.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
UPDATE: Haven’t done shit today.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If it goes over ten do gas stations have to start replacing their signs?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Jason Odell @luminescentphoto.com · 24/09/2026
I've been shooting in the South Dakota badlands since 2011... this is one of the best evenings I've had here in over a decade
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you’re not muttering to yourself “they called me crazy!” every once in awhile than are you really even invested?
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
True story at one point she thought she’d won and built a deck over it and one little branch grew up between the boards and grew a lovely red rose that really felt like a middle finger.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I know my mental health is poor lately because I keep shopping for swords online.
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I kinda like how some storylines in Fantasy that gets the story labeled as “grimdark” are based on real-life events in history.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hey there @bookshop.org , I have to complain, I made about 20 separate purchases of less than $2 on your app, taking advantage of the sale on Discworld novels, this was flagged as suspicious by my credit card. Why can’t we use a “shopping cart” system and make all those as 1 single transaction?
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Bro I’ve never even been to Oregon.
Results from a dialect test claiming I’m from Oregon, which is very much not true
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I sometimes wonder how we’d react if we found out aliens were studying us and their name for humans was like Xyxxzzllit’s Lesser Ape or something.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
My mom, wondering aloud why all her kids and grandkids are not neurotypical but she is while she obsessively divides all of her food in half before eating it
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Reactor Magazine @reactorsff.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
🛑🛑🛑 STOP 🛑🛑🛑 This is a BOOKSHELF CHECK-IN let me see your shelves 😌
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Life-hack when you do the thing you get better at the thing
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Eli Roth: “I used gen Ai to make this movie.” Audience: “Does it make your shitty movies actually good?” Roth: “No, but it lets me make more of them *faster*.” Audience: “Oh no…”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The only responsible attitude for liberals and progressives to align on is that all right-wing grievances, claims and believes are not only false, but malicious lies. Nothing passes the mouth of an American conservative in public life that is not meant to harm and destroy the lives of millions.
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Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Cars should be able to hit other cars a little bit.
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That feeling when you take a nice paperback and turn it into a fugly hardcover… #bookbinding
An ugly rebound copy of the book “The Eyes are the Best Part” by Monika Kim
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King Bigfoot is a Vampire!!! @monstersnowgoon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Hey @stephengrahamjones.com fans, Bookshop is selling the e-book of The Buffalo Hunter Hunter for $3.99, which is a lot of bloody revenge for your buck. bookshop.org/p/books/the-... 🩸📚 💙
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Tim Dawson @ironicaccount.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
the problem with the games industry is that it makes money in a sustainable way by creating stuff that people want to pay for this is in contrast to how big capital would prefer to make money, by trying to scale fake numbers to infinity using gambler brained investors lured in by impossible claims
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