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Molly Dadison

@monovalent.bsky.social
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Junior Vice President of Public Relations for the North Haverbrook Municipal Monorail 📍San Francrisco

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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Joke's on them. When I went to check the profile the only other thing I did was cancel unnecessary subscriptions.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So sad to lose Senator Marie Saint (assuming she was there based on her age)
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Balthazaar Paine @balthazaarpaine.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Either there's a factory churning out Nazi failsons or Andrew Giuliani, David Ellison and Eric Trump are all related.
Andrew GiulianiDavid EllisonEric Trump
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
On top of the corpse of the Old Navy flagship. My heart is full.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So far she's absolutely carrying it.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
***brown eye flight
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Watching Terminator 2 with @camcron.bsky.social and I realized it has a universal message: We all just want a masculine woman to take care of us.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Body goals
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Bart_eBooks never made the jump over here from Tw*tt*r, did it?
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm choosing ignorance on this particular topic.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That sentence doesn't make sense but I'm very tired
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How dare you not recognize the superiority of Blonde Redhead's not-breakout-hit album "23" [2007] and features a bunch of weird greasy people
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you're being mean to me on the internet, this is who you're being mean to.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh goodness. Oh me oh my.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Could you imagine having more money than basically anybody else while also having curves in all the wrong places?
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Initiate termination. I don't even care if it's about their employment or existence.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is a sext.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey, kinda uninformed question: If somebody is old enough that they didn't get the Gardasil vaccine but is also old enough to have been exposed (peak millennial)... Is vaccination helpful? Basically does an HPV vaccine help for someone who may already have HPV?
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I almost always end up with some sweet lady who's been flying since the Reagan administration. Don't get me wrong, they're great. But I love when a flouncy queen spends half the flight flirting and trying to get me drunk.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HAPPY OCTOBER 1st
Coming up GOBLIN TIME
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Is Doug Jones just aging into Annie Lennox?
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Paris Hilton: That's Hot
ALT: Paris Hilton: That's Hot
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Counterpoint: hateful people do seem to age with far less grace than others
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springfieldians 2: hyperspringfieldians @springfieldians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I blame all the Fl*rida you've been exposed to.
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Melissa Johnson, PhD @ladyhistorian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Running for president as a single-issue candidate: Requiring websites to make Boolean searches work again
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Brown Anthony™ @anthelonious.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sofia Coppola is the guest on Ina Garten's podcast this week. I hope it's just an hour of them softly asking each other "Where do you keep all your gold bullion?" and "How many times per week do you fly to Paris?"
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I will never be this relaxed. I truly envy him.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The like button isn't strong enough for how much I appreciate this.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The only thing more dangerous than Measles hanging out for hours on end is the reset it foists on the adaptive immune system. It makes the ant*vax movement even grosser and anti-humans-being-alive than before.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It says a lot about society that these people say such rude things to a physicist.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not only the fascists who pushed for this. Every single officer who followed unconstitutional orders must face justice.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You'll enjoy it!
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Melbourne or Sydney? I feel like it's obviously Melbourne.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Please stop hacking into my neighbor's Ring Cam and publishing what you find.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Plus I can watch it from my balcony without having to be around other people
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's mildly annoying living right next to it, but the spectacle makes up for it.
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Colin @csmith03.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Salt and Spinderella when Pepa asks what her weakness is:
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My soul has left my body. I am dead.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I guess the porn scene from Broad City will just have to do.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only bad thing I can say about the show is they could have spent a minute or two with DJ in the finale. Even still, it's the closest thing to a perfect television series I've ever seen.
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Duolingo is a passive aggressive bitch
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reminder
Transphobes
fuck off
and die
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's almost like decades of opposing electrification or any other capital investment in the relentless pursuit of quarterly returns is somehow... a bad idea?
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The first four words of this headline made my heart stop
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Molly Dadison @monovalent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Saeed Jones @theferocity.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I, personally, would never want Ms. Rachel to be disappointed in me.
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