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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Maybe his new venture involves four horses pulling in all different directions
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Cake is blunt music for blunt times and brother nothing feels that sharp these days
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Hourly Simpsons @hourlysimpsons.bagpuss.org · 08/10/2026
##[Country]
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S09E15 The Last Temptation of Krust (5F10) 22 February 1998
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a no talent fucking hack
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This fucking ripped!!
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/09/2026
emulsions… very “enemies-to-lovers”
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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My whole career the Humanities seem to have been curled up in a defensive crouch trying to justify our meaning/existence. At times it has even seemed a productive thought exercise, but I think generally whatever body has demanded the justification is not really open to being persuaded of anything.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Need to point out that Jake Butt is doing commentary on a game featuring Carver Cheeks
Image of back of Carver Cheeks with 
COMMENTATORS
JEFF LEVERING 
JAKE BUTT
BROOKE FLETCHER
MIKE PEREIRAJake Butt in jersey screenshot side by side with two UTEP players named CHEEKS
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
what if George Costanza and Dennis Miller had a kid who joined the trenchcoat mafia?
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Hootin and hollerin for cod, baby!!!!
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They're telling everyone that the ps4 was actually enough and that's it moving forward
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
fuckers out here gonna start lighting their own homes on fire and trying to prompt it out
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Jennifer G @jennifuther.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Moulton's district office earlier today
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
If I encountered "The Entertainment" tape from Infinite Jest, I would just watch it and then go outside or have a beer or something. Big deal!
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ceej @ceej.online · 02/09/2026
we’re gonna pin every single one of these motherfuckers to this rancid shit. adopting a generational bigotry for no other reason than naked self-ambition deserves a permanent seat in the dunk tank. eat shit
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sound UP
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Only available in extremely aggressive colors
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Talk about a post that just keeps going
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Jean-Paul Blartre: Mall Cop @oldpappythomas.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hell yeah #aew #wrestlesky
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
hey people sorry if some of you breeze past this part but it’s Friday. We do AI discourse on Wednesday and Thursday. Friday is for stuff that rocks and is actually fun. It’s in the TOS & the packet you got at orientation. get it together please
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
can you imagine posting FOR the president? wild shit out here
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Hakeem Jeffries is a puritan himbo and we should not have to suffer his presence. Go flog yourself in private, block headed baby.
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
More than ever I think you should take a moment every single day to remember that the richest man alive is in no way satisfied in life. That we really deserve something beyond all this. He is such a perfect fucking loser.
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Chocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying, people are moving on, it's unpopular" Sweetie, I still listen to ska
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Do they show much Eisenstein at the Lincoln's movie night?
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
oh you know she's gonna get with jesse plemons at some point
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
just a regular 2026 Monday triple play here, insurance companies get to bill parents for five visits a year, cruel parents get to live their political project, and poor kids get sicker and die more often
Screenshot of website (https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2026/aug/10/ohio-republicans-max-miller-domestic-abuse-allegations-us-politics-live-latest-news?CMP=share_btn_url&page=with%3Ablock-6a7a23c78f0821d9ede5e19d#block-6a7a23c78f0821d9ede5e19d) reading : "Trump signing executive order to split up MMR vaccines, scraps recommendations for hepatitis B, Covid-19 and influenza jabs
In the Oval Office, Donald Trump has signed an executive order – that we flagged earlier – which would split up the measles, mumps and rubella vaccines.

“You should have five separate visits for vaccines rather than giving them all in the same day,” the president said.

He added that his administration would no longer recommend hepatitis b, Covid-19 and influenza shots for children.

“Decades ago, children received only a small fraction of the vaccines required today. In those times, people were much healthy, and of course, the high rates of autism now observed did not exist. So there’s a reason for such epidemic rates of autism, and we’re going to bring it back to much closer to where it was,” Trump said, despite the fact that there is no proven link between inoculations and an increased risk of autism."
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
"altitude is a myth" is now my favorite Mox quote by a country mile
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
writing a cover of bad 2 the bone with the slightly rude things i do
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/07/2026
also don't go harassing people who feel differently about this. the vaguepost is a more honorable tool than the weaponized quote dunk
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I'm this blur and those knees were LOUD
Picture of Kenny Omega kneeing Kevin Knight in the face with a red circle around a fuzzy blob of a man in the distance.
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Lemon 2 sucks ass
Screenshot of the amazon page for "Lime". Includes picture of one lime with no background, the word "Lime", a marker that indicates it is vegetarian, and several drop down boxes, including "Measurements." I did not ask.  

The joke is that a lime is like the sequel to lemon, as in Lemon 2 (or Lemon II if you must), but its a bad sequel. We demand they return to the source material. There have been boycotts of Electronic Citrus for the new fruit box system, forcing EC to abandon the move. It's a good joke, I swear, especially when it is explained and has additional, and worse, jokes added on top, like a small, stupid hat.
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
This is gonna rip so hard and I will be there screaming
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
kevin knight you piece of shit you stole that from our love TRENT #aewdynamite
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i get to see fletcher/bandido and weirdo clown jericho sunday and its all gonna rip baby
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
pretty sure its codes red like attorneys general
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
the punishment for resisting arrest is not death and the police don't hand down a sentence, they executed a man for making them mad
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
With two people dead in Memphis in four days and one the same week in Houston, that's four people federal agents have shot and killed over just nine days. July 5: Tyrin Johnson July 7: Lorenzo Salgado Araujo July 8: Alfonso Ivy July 13: name not released yet
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Two frame shot of ospreay looking like frodo in bed at the end of rotk #AEWBeachBreak
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
finally a pedagogy I can believe in
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/07/2026
look, whether you root for team USA or not, i think we can all agree the important thing is that you should feel like a sorry piece of shit 24 hours a day for deciding to be alive
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Rep. Tom Kean (R-N.J.) voted to give tax breaks to billionaires and pay for it through cuts to Medicaid -- cutting people's healthcare, increasing cost of medications including those that treat mental health issues, and closing hospitals.
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Surely because he was ripped apart limb by limb, right?
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
TK let her kill him! come onnnn! #AEWForbiddenDoor
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
this got the both hands over my open mouth treatment
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
#AEWForbiddenDoor
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MoMF @momf.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Can you maybe go aimlessly wander around some stages and see what happens instead?
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I love you.
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