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brutal stuff

twitch chat message from cb_longneck: hi tom! a few months ago my housemate and i saw you bite the end off a cucumber outside the the supermarket near our house. gave us both a chuckle. hope all is well

Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m ranking “hurts to breathe” as a top 5 Shitty Symptom, especially when you know there’s a bunch of gunk you should get out of your lungs

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Heat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well, you know for me, the action *is* the juice. I’m in.

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Next time I’m worried about my health I’ll remember this

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

When you hit the 4 hour mark you start thinking about removing the IV yourself I knew I should’ve just gritted it out. At least if I’d collapsed at work they mightve given me a bed

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I guess I’m glad to learn what’s happening but I am gonna hate this bill

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So it’s been about three hours in the ER, they’re pretty sure it’s pneumonia I was headed to bowling and goddamn my chest hurt, it hurt like it’s never hurt before

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Ok, if this chest pain sticks around another week I’ll go to the doctor Rn just feels like “you’re old” stuff, like I tweaked something coughing

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James Grimmelmann @jtlg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Roko’s basilisk: the comforting fantasy that there will be a God whose notice you are worthy of.

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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

wild that 30 years ago this was an idea so tasteless that it was a joke in a john waters movie and now ppl are just tweeting it out unironically

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cont’d: next dream was following around these absolute units who were the real-life inspiration for G I Joe. Bit better vibes in that one

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Just had a dream where a cop cut a hole in my fence so he could drive is car onto my lawn and arrest me, thereby letting my dog run off, and i woke up feeling like I was choking on anger

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My favorite Halloween costume was me doing “reverend“ Powell. Literally no one at the party got it, but fuck em

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

“How do we win back Confederate generals”

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A movie that Punches you in the gut (laudatory)

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I don’t think I could watch that again. glad I watched it but…wow

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The thing that ripped me apart was the Peoples Church members who tried for like a week to keep feeding the hungry and clothing the naked- but they had to give up. the man who gave them a mission poisoned it forever. For no real reason at all

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

That Jonestown book you recommended me bummed me out a lot, thank you, truly!

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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Seizing the mic at a wedding: “DEATH TO VIDEODROME LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH” I don’t have a cancer gun or anything, I don’t run away. Not even really wound up, just needed to say it

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

played Every faction except the fundamentalist one

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Plum Thief Sluggo @plumthief.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

When I try to rap

Two Bluesky posts. The top one from Mara Wilson says "Anyway, who wants to see pictures of my gay car 1/4)." The one below says "five my days of hat."

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Seems I’m quoting “Mean Streets” more and more: “Yknow, this is just enough…to be insulting?”

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

i bought art from a lady who called me “kiddo” i Was gonna buy it anyway, but that sealed the sale again

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

We need a journalist to do a deep-dive into the political leanings in the DC civil works division Oh and he’s opened up Yosemite for drilling, and Bears Ears

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

“He wont do that” he’s planning on turning a memorial art center into fucking rubble bc, by law!, his name can’t be added thats an objective fact

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

If he decides to nuke the world it’ll happen. never doubt it.

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

At the end of the day I guess why I’m so hopeless is because we have cognitively impaired president And he’s also the pettiest, most hateful person that has ever lived. and people worship him. And he controls enough nukes to kill us all Part of the reason I’m down, yknow

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My rating of ArtScene night one: 3/10 I was just so tired of people, I went to places that made me feel better. Hardly connected with any other artists, just a schlubby night Probably looked like shit too

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sid @sidvicious.ca · 02/10/2026

i bring you love

a drawing of mr Burns as the alien in the Simpsons episode but in sids style

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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

They’re laughing at you, this was deliberate

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ah but then! Those thousand dreams that would awake me…!

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

First night of artscene and I feel like going home and sleeping for a thousand years

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Cam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches." ~ Redd Foxx

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rowan kaiser @rowan.monster · 02/10/2026

Spotted on Facebook: sicko game worlds colliding

"My bf is a developer and just made me a program to use his racing pedals to sew realistically. It also adjusts the speed the more you press down the pedal 😭 he just upped my game so hard 🥲🤣
Game: Dressmaker"

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/10/2026

incredible news: we’re having the same arguments over and over for the rest of time

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The Wyzard @thewyzard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"Is the computer conscious?" I don't fucking know! I know that if you gave me six each of philosophers and psychologists I could start intractable arguments over whether my asshole is conscious. Fifty bucks says I could hang that jury.

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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Come and See (The Avengers On December 18th)

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Mascot Texorcism 🐯 @texsaber.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I've had this stupid joke in my head for the past 3 weeks, I had to put it into drawing

Theatrical poster for "Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me," except the portrait of Laura Palmer is replaced with a Walkling from the game Big Walk, and the film name is replaced with "Big Walk with Me"

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Banjo Barn Hermit 🍉 @moltarben.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Man this week has been so long, someone should’ve warned me about this (existing in a society)

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026

not that you should expect anything more than rank idiocy from this pair of racists, but the idea that whiteness means a "high trust" society of "social cohesion" is some of the stupidest shit i have ever heard. these people live in a fantasy land that you could dispel by simply opening a book.

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Chris Rufo — Known For ‘DEI’ and ‘CRT’ Panics — Tries to Make ‘the Indian Question’ a Thing

To the degree that a “respectable” or “moderate” right exists today in...

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Ben Johnson 🏺👻 @gamedesignerben.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

When witches are cackling and telling you “Fire burn and cauldron bubble,” take a step back. Breathe. Those are normal things for fire and cauldrons to do. They’re trying to mess with you.

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