iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Reposted by Molly Kerr

The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Something tells me that Christina Ricci is a hell of a parent. I love seeing parents who teach their children right from wrong, and to stand up for what's right.

12484291924

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If you're a Perth Comedy Fan come to some Perth Comedy!

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

An intoxicated man walking into a coven of man-eating witches would be safer than a woman walking into Chi Phi... As long as it wasn't Man-Eating Day. But even then, they'd wait for him to sober up before sacrificing him to the Entity- because even witches know that's the right thing to do.

020

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Mohammad Kamal Al-Khatib 🇵🇸 @mohammedkamal21.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rebuilding From Rubble 💔 I'm Mohammed from Gaza. We lost our home, and I'm fighting daily for basic needs—food, power, internet—for my family and my studies. Your help keeps us going 🙏 💳 DONATE HERE: 🔹 USDT (TRC-20): TBJwisVRFzncJzaBKrMzGaxQMkJACmNx6p 🔁 Please Repost!

053

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔

3132636141

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Time for this classic again.

156164805559

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Yeah I bet these posers can't even name one Gothic tribe! And how does dressing in black, a dirty guitar riff, ghosts, and nihilism recall the spirit of the warlike Germanic clans of Eastern Europe? MTV poisoned your brains!

020

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dear Fellow West Australians, I understand today is a dark day for our state. I encourage you all not to lose your humanity or seek vengeance against your enemies. Lick your wounds today, but return stronger and more determined. You're going to be okay. It's not Wharfie Time, it's Wharfie Life.*

100

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Editing, captioning, and posting videos takes so much work and people literally post the most banal shit with their first thought in big white text like it's some philosophical revelation and that's how I know that I'm too lazy to ever become a successful troll.

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Life is just a game of Would You Rather? Like, would you rather be properly hydrated OR have a comfortably empty bladder. But it's also a game of Dilemma because- If you choose the comfortably empty bladder you will get a UTI and have to pee a bajillion times anyway.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is it acne cream— anti-aging cream—sunscreen? or sunscreen—acne-cream —anti-aging cream?

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My feet are cold and I blame my husband for not having warmer thighs. He's not taking this feedback seriously and is refusing to increase his body temperature to better provide comfort to my frozie tosies.

020

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"Hair's up, not a slut. Hair's down, Jesus frowns. I didn't make the rules, Tiffany, just respect the rhyme and let me give you a nice a la Grecque!"

030

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

My period when I forget about it: "Oh, you didn't LIKE that outfit, did you?" My period when I'm prepared for it: "Well, you seemed stressed from waiting for someone, and I didn't want to impose..."

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Ugh. I hate it when my righteous indignation can't get me through a whole morning. If it's strong enough to make me fight with you, it should be strong enough to make me angrily untouchable all day, right? So why's the self-doubt hitting approximately 3 minutes later?

120

Reposted by Molly Kerr

cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I keep seeing videos of a guy who catches crabs and lobsters, cracks all the barnacles off them, puts a shrimp in their claws and throws them back. can you imagine. abducted by aliens but they just give you a spa day and hand you two hot dogs and let you go

123145112811

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

thank you for subscribing to JERRY TEXTS. any content pertaining to GENERAL OR HIGHLY SPECIFIC INTEREST will be sent directly to your phone. you cannot unsubscribe

3720010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

B'aires quoting this are kinda telling on themselves, if you interpret it as "We're so lacking in substance and nutrients, that even if you grew desperate enough to eat us, we would not sustain you. Our beings are as undigestible as crude oil or iron filings, and after getting the runs, you'd die."

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My son built a summoning circle to make me come home from stand-up comedy early. He built the candles out of kinetic sand with paper flames. He made a paper border with my first initial to place around my old acting head shot. He wrote a little spell. And... I. did. not. teach. him. to. do. that.

270

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

My kids just don't eat the lunches I pack for school. It's such a waste of food and energy, and I'm sick of it. So what I need to know is... where can I get some foam sandwiches and apple slices? Just some good quality fake food so the teachers think I'm still packing their lunchboxes every day?

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Yeah, I cry every time I cut onions but sometimes I also force blunt earrings into mostly healed piercings and only flinch a little bit. I contain multitudes, alright.

060

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I am the cats' favourite but even they don't show this level of affection and devotion. It's very funny that cats interpret disinterest as safety and reward it with affection that turns that disinterest into intimacy. So cute. Love cats!

020

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The only reason Dusty Hoffman didn't get his head kicked in by Meryl Streep when he pulled those Kramer vs Kramer stunts is because she wasn't a middle-aged woman yet and didn't yet know that beating his stupid face in with a steel pipe was an option. I'm guessing that's the only reason, anyway.

040

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

They say emotional blackmail and bribery are wrong, but how else am I supposed to get the kids to stop beating the shit out of each other? Reasoning doesn't work, consequences escalate their behaviour, and joining in gets me arrested.

020

Reposted by Molly Kerr

SallyRCbra @srpassesiton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Australian Tiny House Association president said the decision had important implications for all tiny house owners across NSW. ‘this is not a good outcome for those wanting to rent land to put a tiny house on wheels, on or even to put one in their backyard for family’ www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...

abc.net.au

Couple must leave 'dream' tiny home after court ruling

A NSW couple have lost their court battle to continue living in their tiny home on wheels, which the Australian Tiny House Association says could have implications for all the state's caravan owners.

032

Reposted by Molly Kerr

coborop.bsky.social @coborop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A few days ago, I wanted to stash a pair of glasses in my scooter, just in case, only to discover that there was already a pair there. Then I tried to put the glasses in my wife's car, and, guess wha, there were already two pairs there.

032

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I wish I was still in touch with my physio so I can let her know I finally figured out how to tense my pelvic floor and breath at the same time. It's only taken four years of constant half-hearted practice.

000

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

You know when your child is sitting on you, just minding their own business as they try to poke you in the eye, and you fart, loudly, and immediately blame them and suggest something crawled into their bottom to die? You know how they fall over laughing and get really cross at the same time? No?

021

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Life is what happens while you're busy looking for your glasses.

210

Reposted by Molly Kerr

SallyRCbra @srpassesiton.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Great idea to help #DFVSA victims at time of danger

0176

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I just wasted a whole Friday and while I could go, "Well, you know, you were up half the night with a coughing child, go easy on yourself," instead I'm going to spiral and beat myself up and make sure I absolutely do not enjoy the fact that I just relaxed and played with my kid all day.

030

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Not One Nation making Barnaby Joyce look like a reasonable, decent human being by contrast.

120

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I don't know if any of these comedians means anything to you but where I'm from they mean the show is probably free.

020

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Therapist: I'm concerned that you're heading for a breakdown. Me: That honestly sounds amazing, actually. Therapist: It's a mental health crisis where you dissociate, and can't meet your responsibilities. Me: So what I'm hearing is it's a little holiday and I don't even need to book anything.

030

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Post something random or you'll have an awful September.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

"I'm a certified actress since-" "Sorry to cut you off like that but what?" "I'm a certified actress." "What does that mean?" "I'm certified." "But how, though? By whom? In what fashion have you been certified? By what dark magic have you managed this?" "What?" "Quite."

030

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Me to myself: "I don't know what's wrong with me. Everything feels too hard. I feel like I'm on the verge of tears all the time." "When did you last eat?" "About 8 hours ago. ... my son's leftover toast crust." "Have you slept?" "A solid 5 hours." "Well, I can't figure it out."

051

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 31/08/2026

Still cracking up over the idea of a movie asking "What if Scrooge had a point," because A) he didn't and B) it's not as if we haven't already had the entire run of DuckTales to explore this question

674327658

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Tiny Tim didn’t fuckin want it enough imo #staygrinding

1843626

Reposted by Molly Kerr

grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"

Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"

9297872595

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Trying to develop a comic character with a sort of stereotypical reality tv/influencer persona/aesthetic and I have no idea what I'm doing but I have discovered that part of the look involves appearing to be always in a little bit of pain.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Me: Lie down. Close your eyes. Stay still. Go to sleep. My kids: *doing a handstand while eating potato chips* Like this? Me: No. Body flat against the bed. Eyelids over your eyes. Arms and legs in one place. SLEEP! My kids: *juggling hand grenades and drinking vodka* This what you mean, Mummy?

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Mock America Grot Aggon. Meck America Gret Aggen. Muck America Grut Aggun. Mick America Grit Aggin. Mook America Groot Agoon. Mack America Grat Aggan. Mark America Grart Agarn. Mike America Grite Agine. Meek America Greet Ageen. Mowk America Grout Agown. Moke America Grote Agone. Mk Amrc Grt Agn

100

Reposted by Molly Kerr

Chaucer Doth Tweet @levostregc.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Ich thynke but litel of a Mondaye bleake Tuesday grey and Wednesdaye eke Thursdaye Ich care not for thee Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love [We mysse you Dolly, Tim, P Cullen] Mondaye thou kanst fall awaye Tuesdaye, Wednesdaye, myne herte slaye No mirthe ys founde upon Thursdaye Yet Fridaye Ich am yn love

011927

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My Evil Feminist Agenda: Abolish gun and hunting lobbies. Stop live animal exports. Support ethical farmers and transparent practices. Subsidise allergen testing and therapy. Disincentivise fast fashion. Reform health insurance. Recognise excellent reverse parallel parking with a medal.

120

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My Evil Feminist Agenda: Fund and reform public medicine processes to cut waiting times. Free parking for hospitals. Close corporate tax loopholes. Free self-defence classes for women and LGBTQI+ Free textbooks for primary, secondary and tertiary students. Cash back for using the self-checkout.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

My Evil Feminist Agenda: Make criminalising miscarriages and birth control a punishable crime against humanity. Audit sitting judges for professional and personal corruption. Overturn convictions of possession or use of marijuana. Ask dentists to have more realistic expectations around flossing.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Me: And by having a regular bedtime, eating healthy food and seeking active rest, this is how we recover. Me: *fart noise**doom-scroll**revenge bedtime procrastination**chocolate biscuits for breakfast**starting 100 new projects I won't finish**chugging diesel and caffeine* Me: Well, ok. I tried.

010

Molly Kerr @mollykerr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Ever have that normal habit of sending long, over-explainy messages then get back "TLDR" in response? I can recommend a simple behaviour-modification strategy called "Super-glue & fake-fur fingers" which will make it physically impossible for you to write much before you lose your fucking mind.

000