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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave)

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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Furry artists be like
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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Tuta @tuta.com · 11/09/2026
"I have nothing to hide." False. You have medical history You have financial behavior You have location patterns You have political views You have relationship data Privacy was never about hiding crimes. It was always about owning your life.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/09/2026
LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fuck man he even addressed the top shortage
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Just Some K9 @furwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
OG Furry Cons were wild
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Sister's Wedding Con was a huge disappointment; no one fursuited and the Dealer's Den was basically non-existent. :/
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Pastel! 💫🔞 @bigcozyorca.art · 25/08/2026
Who's that dog?🐕 #mrpeanutbutter
An anthro Mr. Peanutbutter from Bojack Horseman is lifting his shirt up and saying "C'mon guys.. you know I love a big reveal, But this is just excessive.." (laugh track)

There is a visible penis bulge in his pants.
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
A digital illustration of FBI Agent Dale Cooper as seen in the original series run of Twin Peaks. Drawn with heavy black outlines and colored with flat washy planes of color something like a coloring book. He’s shown from the waist up looking to the left of frame wearing a brown overcoat over a blue shirt and tie. His hair is black, shiny, and immaculate as ever. In his near hand he’s holding a white coffee cup and with his other he’s giving a thumbs up to someone out of frame. In the space to his left, lettering that approximates the bright green outlined sans serif used in the Twin Peaks opening titles reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
Tesla Robotaxi Keeps Changing Subject To White Genocide
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/07/2026
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
Elon Musk: ‘Revenge Porn Is A Human Right’
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✨μ(oшo)✨ @momobeda.art · 19/07/2026
Dante / Mojave
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🍂🫖🍁 Pete’s British Fall 🍂☕️🍁 @pmc871.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Just an FYI… 🏳️‍🌈
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Links here where you can donate to support a trans woman who is facing felony charges for defending herself against fascists.
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Saw Dethklok last night at The Junkyard! Absolutely amazing performance. Started storming during their final songs too, which was just the perfect way to end it!
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
12 years later and this Onion headline still hits.
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Fujoshi Mountain Sect Leader @gin-and-chthonic.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/04/2026
Fractures Emerge Between GOP’s Pro-Pedophilia, Extremely Pro-Pedophilia Wings
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theycantalk.bsky.social @theycantalk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
dishes
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Alex says "well, economy's fucked. Time to start camming." She asks herself "what's my niche?" She gets an idea. She has set up a sexual version of Cow Tools. Her friend says "I don't get it..."
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
We handcuffed ourselves together one night at LVFC, but I forgot why. #FursuitFriday
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Big Papa Huge Time @drlazerrage.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
🦊
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
LVFC might be my new favorite con. Here's me and my con bf; he's such a sweet guy. ❤️
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Amidst everything else, the Trump regime has quietly killed off the U.S. Forest Service 🌲 “One hundred and ninety-three million acres of your national forests… just handed, on a silver platter, to the people who’ve spent their entire careers trying to destroy it.” www.hatchmag.com/articles/tru...
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Trump administration orders dismantling of the U.S. Forest Service
Late Tuesday afternoon, with the subtlety of a wrecking ball and the morality of a foreclosure notice, the Trump administration announced the most devastating attack on the U.S. Forest Service in the ...
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Anec Husky @anechusky.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Had an awesome time at @mojavekoyote.bsky.social bday the other night. All 80s themed; dyed my hair, got an outfit, hit up an 80s toy store and then Delorian themed bar and puttputt. Make sure to wish that sweet hearted doggo a happy bday!
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✨μ(oшo)✨ @momobeda.art · 12/03/2026
OPEN ych! DM me here or tele/disco with the following deets to claim :> Thank you!
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TripleCorne @triplecorne.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Thank you Karl, I needed the confidence #furry #furryart #art #KarlMarx
Karl Marx comes to reassure a struggling artist cow
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✨μ(oшo)✨ @momobeda.art · 10/03/2026
Moving! Flat and shaded comms open :>
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Shear (pronounced Cher (but like how she pronounces it)) @choob.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
If someone with ADHD doesn't respond to you for days or even weeks, it isn't because they don't want to talk to you. They were in their Dragon Form
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The Onion @theonion.com · 30/01/2026
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began theonion.com/ice-boasts-zero-murder…
ICE Boasts Zero Murders Committed By 5-Year-Olds Since Child Detainments Began
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Behold, a relic from a better time. (Located at DIA, Terminal A)
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
I fucked up shaving my beard into a moustache. I should've just gone to a barber, but I didn't want to pay $30. I'm just trying to hide until I can get home to fix it. I think it's salvageable.
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 05/01/2026
If you won't listen to us, maybe you'll listen to this horse.
A bright blue horse with glowing red eyes exploding through a space heater suspended in the night sky. The Rocky Mountains and a bright moon are in the distance. The text reads: Local icon "powerful blue horse" says always plug your space heater into a wall outlet.
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Polling USA @usapolling.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
It's finally happening, America has begun bombing the Venezuelan capital of Caracas And polls show that Americans overwhelmingly oppose this conflict before it even begins Read the latest polling for free here: usapolling.substack.com/p/america-ma...
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America Marches Into Another Forever War
With no attack on the US and no public mandate, Washington launches a war Americans never asked for, and voters are not on board
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
When's he gonna get a heart attack Or get his face bashed in with a metal bat I'm fine with either.
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daniel’s bones 🦴 🎃 @teamdanjones.com · 23/12/2025
from @theonion.com print edition
from the onion print edition. half-page u.s. army ad that says DIE FOR DONALD TRUMP
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/01/2026
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For theonion.com/man-spends-whole-day-d…
Man Spends Whole Day Dreading Fun Activity He Signed Up For
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Yeah I like hooves
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Let's make this the best Christmas. Ever. @theonion.com
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/12/2025
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CBS: NEWS THE WHITE HOUSE CAN TRUST
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Feeling nostalgic for the 2000s this weekend. Gonna listen to some Green Day, put on Shrek 2, and watch America start another war for oil corporations. Excited!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
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Playzholder🔞🏳️‍🌈(Commission Waitlist Open) @playzholder.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Waterfox is a pretty good fork with the AI bullshit turned off
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2025
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter theonion.com/cackling-referee-decla…
Cackling Referee Declares Penalty For Pass Interference Shall Be 10,000 Years Of Winter
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McBoosh @mrboosh.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 12/12/2025
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Hell yeah, congrats CO. Didn't expect that. The tax was on households making $300k+, and it was only $485, but I'm always pessimistic that any tax increase would pass.
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Dante Dalmatian (also Sahara or Mojave) @mojavekoyote.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Voting Stickers go hard this year
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