iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When she’s a 10 but she’s sickly and her Victorian era family doctor said the coastal air would be good for her physiognomy and the X Games are looming and you have to nail that backside lipslide.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I could use a steaming hot bowl of that good stuff right about now

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Its analysis like this that keeps me on this website

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You can tell we are living in the darkest timeline because if you order Nugenix Total T2, it now comes with Nugenix Neurozone (a fast acting brain-booster) instead of Nugenix Thermo X, their most powerful fat incinerator

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Frame this and slap that shit in the Louvre

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hello to all corn dog manufacturers. There is no need to make solemn oaths to me about product quality on yr packaging. We both know what we’re doing here.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She’s a 10 but we just had the most rewarding emotional breakthrough, achieved through open and constant dialogue and have come out the other side a blistering cosmic force of twin destruction against the lames

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WORK MORE WORK HARDER WORK NOW WORK LATER WORK FOR LESS MONEY WORK WITH NO PROTECTION WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woke Soup of the Day (with respect to the Great Fredo’s Best Bits ™)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ll ante up. Human expression is not a a thing to be solved. The spreadsheet finance fascists huffing the fumes of an economy they ran dry know this. The tech evangelist/apologist online dipshit class are chasing the bitcoin phantom & exposing how little they fuck to the world completely unprovoked

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

You never have to wake up early if you never go to sleep. Cracked it.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What if we kissed on the trail cam (I’m a deer and yr bjork)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you know I don’t think that I will

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s available on CD and digital at an extremely approachable price. I WANT YOU TO LOVE THIS

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Music is Awesome Mondays: An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.

crucialblast.bandcamp.com

Six, by WILDILDLIFE

7 track album

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

You weren’t supposed to post my selfie!! I ain’t mad tho I look fierce af

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Want to never be the main character villain on the internet & still be able to say ridiculous scamp shit?👇 1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months 2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Of course men (aka the boys, bros, dudes, Ted in the auto shop, yr dad) can be dirty, nasty little sluts. They just choose not to due to thousands of years of cultural evolution that has made their morality genetical. Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No man is an island except Paul Simon who is both a rock and an island. Fuck it leave him there.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

better dead than read. No I mean Red. Fuck. Or is Woke worse than Red? [dies offstage but audibly, confused on his way out of this life as he was coming in] *audience erupts. Standing room only.

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Uuuuh well I was just over here posting my soups,

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

*claws at the unsuspecting arm of a good guy with gun* is. it. woke. [teeth gritted in the fashion of an 80s action star who is getting too old for this shit]

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she wholeheartedly humors and endorses yr chaotic flights of fancy (coming up with ridiculous titles for buddy/partner television programs that don’t exist but inexplicably star the both of you)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

You know the question I have (with great trepidation)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I was on pins and needles for this update. How is at as a soup tho?

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So it’s clear to everyone, you do not have to be able to grasp abstract thought to become criminally wealthy.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Caress me gently like morrissey’s pursed lips against that chocolate bar in the November spawned a monster video

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I’m upset that you aren’t already

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Many people are sensing the birth of a new era of posting. Dawn approaches keep a firm grip on yr phones.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Parades will be thrown. Statues erected. Soup for all.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We have waited 13 years for this exact moment

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I wanna slurp it up. Mic it in with this soup.

This is also a soup and I made a vaguely untoward suggestion that we combine soups, carnally

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sheeran level pop star politics (which always underwrites the politics of capital) was the primary issue w/the poptimism ethos and dismissing critiques as “music taste elitism” shallow from the jump helped the Krafts of the world dictate what narrow channels art is allowed to operate in.

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