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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

She’s a 10 but we just had the most rewarding emotional breakthrough, achieved through open and constant dialogue and have come out the other side a blistering cosmic force of twin destruction against the lames

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

WORK MORE WORK HARDER WORK NOW WORK LATER WORK FOR LESS MONEY WORK WITH NO PROTECTION WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK UNTIL YOU DIE WORK

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Woke Soup of the Day (with respect to the Great Fredo’s Best Bits ™)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ll ante up. Human expression is not a a thing to be solved. The spreadsheet finance fascists huffing the fumes of an economy they ran dry know this. The tech evangelist/apologist online dipshit class are chasing the bitcoin phantom & exposing how little they fuck to the world completely unprovoked

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

What if we kissed on the trail cam (I’m a deer and yr bjork)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you know I don’t think that I will

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Music is Awesome Mondays: An impossible album to describe in writing. First track is a jilted slightly off center pixies adjacent straight shot. The band that recorded that song implodes and disintegrates from that point forward and 20 some odd years later it still sounds like a miracle recording.

crucialblast.bandcamp.com

Six, by WILDILDLIFE

7 track album

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Want to never be the main character villain on the internet & still be able to say ridiculous scamp shit?👇 1. Post, I dunno,on one day & radio silence for eh 1-2 months 2. Have a vacuous personality that attracts no one Now toss a softball take: Pennywise is a terrible band &watch no flak fly yr way

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Of course men (aka the boys, bros, dudes, Ted in the auto shop, yr dad) can be dirty, nasty little sluts. They just choose not to due to thousands of years of cultural evolution that has made their morality genetical. Shit, wrong social app my bad everyone.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

No man is an island except Paul Simon who is both a rock and an island. Fuck it leave him there.

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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Uuuuh well I was just over here posting my soups,

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she wholeheartedly humors and endorses yr chaotic flights of fancy (coming up with ridiculous titles for buddy/partner television programs that don’t exist but inexplicably star the both of you)

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

So it’s clear to everyone, you do not have to be able to grasp abstract thought to become criminally wealthy.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Caress me gently like morrissey’s pursed lips against that chocolate bar in the November spawned a monster video

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sheeran level pop star politics (which always underwrites the politics of capital) was the primary issue w/the poptimism ethos and dismissing critiques as “music taste elitism” shallow from the jump helped the Krafts of the world dictate what narrow channels art is allowed to operate in.

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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026

When you want to boycott Ed Sheeran and Pink but you already don't listen to shitty music

Depressed kermit the frog costume guy sitting hunched over on a park bench

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she humors yr insane text narrative constructs where you cast yrself as her while she is busy at work and you respond as yrself to the texts you wrote in character.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Counterpoint: Ed Sheeran should not make music under any circumstance.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Boys can kiss one another goodnight on the forehead it is actually encouraged.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

to whomever decided to not give the drummer from Live anything to hold in that video, thank you

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The worst part of this app (aside from the usual dipshit techsophist dorks that run it) are the boomer political memes. Keep that xeroxed smug search engine ass shit on Facebook where they were limp on arrival 5 years ago.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

She’s a 10 but she replies to my texts with 😂 and 🙄 exclusively and in equal measure.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I would only ask for two things on my rider: complete diplomatic immunity and a ritual dagger.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

And yet another election cycle where we fail to observe the capitulation even by inches towards fascist ideology is a bulwark for it.

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Nothing is stopping me from having multiple outfits

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Sexual Awakening (unaware): Ralph Macchio in karate kid Sexual Awakening (aware): Jodeci; horniest music I ever heard

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

“Some day, we will all die, Snoopy!" "True, but on all the other days we will not.”

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Ｓｉｒ５０００, was at Worlds/XP 😔 @sir.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

"We're evolved to have multiple holes now." - @grubb.wtf

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

The kind of vibes I bring to the function

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I want the sauce policy maker to atone for their crimes

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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I feel like they mixed up the titles, so I fixed it

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Lifetime sentence in Consumer Prison for violation of the More Things Is Innovation Act

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

lol at losing my dental insurance while on unpaid medical leave (cuz, well, America) due to not being able to pay my premium b/c of aforementioned unpaid nature of my leave (for severe nerve damage/leg rendering me unable to work or do much of anything). My employer? The govt. National Park Service🫡

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FKAmoistcanyon @moistcanyon.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

My favorite comics human is correct

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