Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 24/09/2026… so if we trigger simultaneous earthquakes at these locations, the tidal wave troughs will combine directly under the buoy, driving the model through the museum floor and allowing us to tunnel in and steal the artifacts we need TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 0111
Reposted by Jesse ClarkTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 2893712652
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 23/09/2026Hyperinflation theory: The make-believe numbers on hospital bills are the only accurate measurement of the true value of the US dollar, everything else is being subsidized and shrinkflated to appear normal. 150
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 22/09/2026(washing dishes before heading down to the square) I wouldn’t want to leave them with a pile of unwashed dishes 😁 021
Reposted by Jesse Clarkmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 20/09/2026In 1978, a mother had a baby girl. She looked down at this child and said, "I will name her Alison. And one day, when she has her own babies, they shall call her BRUH" 1133167
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 18/09/2026Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as Brother and Soupçon. 1232
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 18/09/2026I think it’s helpful to look at where “inference” comes from: scientific instruments designed to reconstruct some original signal from a noisy measurement. They can produce a “copy” of something without “copying” it. 110
Reposted by Jesse ClarkAmbooooorino 👻 @nellieadjacent.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My succotashes, they are suffering 217657
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 17/09/2026Colossus: the Forbin Project tonite? 👀 Colossus: the Forbin Project tonight queen?? Colossus: the Forbin Project tonite? 👀 000
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 16/09/2026Rationalist AI Sex Cult is the new opening act for Ed Sheeran 020
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 15/09/2026yuo laugh but by spending $22mm on burning fossil fuels, ai has already discovered a way to produce infinite velocity by applying finite force, solving our energy problems forever 000
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 15/09/2026Robot, experience this tragic irony for me!. Robot: Nooooo!!!! Me: [leaning back and opening a beer] ahhhh 010
Reposted by Jesse ClarkCalvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 17/10/2024What's the Venn Diagram of Ratatouille fans and Neon Genesis Evangelion fans? #ratatouille #neongenesisevangelion #evangelion #nge 1423129
Reposted by Jesse Clarkm@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 13/09/2026they think i came out of the porta potty rubbing my hands together cause i used the hand sanitizer but the fools don’t realize its because i just devised my master plan 0194
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 13/09/2026soup is here to stay, there’s no putting that genie back in the bottle 040
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 09/09/2026$499 in 2007 would pay for a month of groceries, water, and power. In 2026 those cost $2000. 030
Reposted by Jesse ClarkMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times. 41450239
Reposted by Jesse ClarkSolaire 🔜 GATEway FATE 🐏 @solairelunaire.bsky.social · 04/09/2026i must not fear The Project 1226521318
Reposted by Jesse ClarkElement115Art @element115.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My designs for interplanetary spaceships based on the symbol of their destination: Mars ♂, Mercury ☿, Venus ♀, the sun ☉ 29023
