Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 24/09/2026… so if we trigger simultaneous earthquakes at these locations, the tidal wave troughs will combine directly under the buoy, driving the model through the museum floor and allowing us to tunnel in and steal the artifacts we need TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD 0111
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 15/09/2026yuo laugh but by spending $22mm on burning fossil fuels, ai has already discovered a way to produce infinite velocity by applying finite force, solving our energy problems forever 000
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 27/07/2026I came close to it with this meme that evokes a different strong reaction from each reader 0267
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 09/06/2026"It's okay. Your notifications will load soon. There will be enough likes." 130
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 08/04/2026Fortune Teller: “The 3 of Swords. Suffering and heartbreak-“ Me: 010
Jesse Clark @modusponens.org · 05/04/2026Sometimes you just need to have a private and protected feel. 030
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