Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 3hFully registered for Spring semester at Minneapolis Community college. Really gonna do the damn thing this time 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 21hJust watched a video of the Jalen Williams injury and good lord. Hate to see it, even as a OKC hater 000 0
Reposted by Professional Dumbassfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 23hreal heads know 2564 56
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 25/10/2026Vikings on track for 17-0, Wolves on track for 82-0. Great time to be a Minnesota sports fan 010 1
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 24/10/2026Wolves are still on track for 82-0 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 22/10/2026If the wolves keep up this win percentage they'll go 82-0 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 20/10/2026Oooh nooo they're achieving the American dream and they're BLACK. *spooky ghost noises* 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 20/10/2026I've decided that at the ripe age of 31 I'm going to go back to college 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 19/10/2026Me anytime I see a tweet from this lunaticstatic.klipy.comI Guess BroALT: I Guess Bro 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 14/10/2026The company I work for has gotten so cheap that they won't buy 2Ply TP for the employees so I've taken to hiding Charmin Ultra Soft in the bathroom 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassIlhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced. 14765018811783 50.2K
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 09/10/2026I'll never understand how people are so technically incompetent that it takes them 3 hrs to unsuccessfully reset a password. 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comPlankton Says 'Correct!'ALT: Plankton Says 'Correct!' 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 08/10/2026My caffeine addiction has reached "drinking black coffee at 3pm" levels and idk how to feel about it 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassPatrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026No, your email did not find me well. I am at work. You know this. You sent this email to my work email address 082 8
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 03/10/2026Went to Ren fest for the first time ever and got pulled on stage for the Tortuga Twins performance. What a great experience for my first time there 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 02/10/2026I think flossing is a myth. 31 and I've never been a flosser and I've only had like 2 cavities ever 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 02/10/2026I honestly can't wait to see it happen 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 29/09/2026Good lord these people are just fucking insufferably stupid 000 0
Reposted by Professional Dumbassfunctional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026now the thing you definitely should bring to a job interview is a gun 3163 16
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 25/09/2026Warm bean water is the best bean water 010 1
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 24/09/2026Call me crazy but I feel like using all 4 washing machines in an apartment's shared laundry room is incredibly fucking rude. 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 22/09/2026Do people just never take their phone out of their case and clean it? Why are your guys' phones all crusty 001 1
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 22/09/2026I wonder if the Timberwolves are gonna start posting on Bluesky this year 121 2
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 18/09/2026I think this is my 11th Apple launch I've been selling phones for. I'm getting old man 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026Scalpers are the scum of the earth. I just want cool pokemon cards 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026I don't really know how much more I can boycott Ed Sheeran than I already inadvertently was 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026I haven't been carded at a bar in a long time. Feels bad man 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 15/09/2026Idk bout you guys but I think people that post their entire life on their public Snapchat stories are weird as fuck 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 11/09/2026Timberwolves? A winning culture? These last 5 years have really turned around our reputation 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 10/09/2026This trio is arguably my favorite part of bluesky. Functional moron, very dumb idiot, and professional dumbass. My people. 000 0
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 04/09/2026I have been to the state fair, now all I'm looking forward to is the Timberwolves' season 010 1
Reposted by Professional DumbassThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for. 288216843493 21.7K
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 25/08/2026Did we just forget about mitch McConnell? Is he dead or what 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026"this edible ain't shit" two hours later: 185182454353 18.2K
Reposted by Professional DumbassM Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026If That's What Mayor Mamdani Has Been Doing For NYC,Count Me In... 364142383480 14.2K
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 06/08/2026True. Also dumb that because they blocked you I can't see what they said 100 1
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 05/08/2026Started buying Pokemon cards and 10 year old me is fucking thrilled 010 1
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 27/07/2026That first LaMelo to Rudy no look lob pass is going to hit like crack in the 80s 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20278807924797 88.1K
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 20/07/2026Driving down Lake street like:static.klipy.comTrauma Soldier Painting by KommanderWarALT: Trauma Soldier Painting by KommanderWar 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 19/07/2026 5649031766 4.9K
Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 15/07/2026I'm flying east and checked Google maps to see where I was.. I was over Akron Ohio. I'm taking that as a sign that LeBron is a Timberwolf 000 0
Reposted by Professional DumbassMarie💙🫶 @charitygirl4good.bsky.social · 12/07/2026"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure". ~ Clarence Darrow, 1932 341673329 1.7K
