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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 14/10/2026

The company I work for has gotten so cheap that they won't buy 2Ply TP for the employees so I've taken to hiding Charmin Ultra Soft in the bathroom

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 09/10/2026

I'll never understand how people are so technically incompetent that it takes them 3 hrs to unsuccessfully reset a password.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 08/10/2026

My caffeine addiction has reached "drinking black coffee at 3pm" levels and idk how to feel about it

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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

No, your email did not find me well. I am at work. You know this. You sent this email to my work email address

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 03/10/2026

Went to Ren fest for the first time ever and got pulled on stage for the Tortuga Twins performance. What a great experience for my first time there

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 02/10/2026

I think flossing is a myth. 31 and I've never been a flosser and I've only had like 2 cavities ever

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 02/10/2026

I honestly can't wait to see it happen

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 29/09/2026

Good lord these people are just fucking insufferably stupid

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

now the thing you definitely should bring to a job interview is a gun

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 24/09/2026

Call me crazy but I feel like using all 4 washing machines in an apartment's shared laundry room is incredibly fucking rude.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 22/09/2026

Do people just never take their phone out of their case and clean it? Why are your guys' phones all crusty

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 22/09/2026

I wonder if the Timberwolves are gonna start posting on Bluesky this year

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 18/09/2026

I think this is my 11th Apple launch I've been selling phones for. I'm getting old man

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026

Scalpers are the scum of the earth. I just want cool pokemon cards

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026

I don't really know how much more I can boycott Ed Sheeran than I already inadvertently was

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 17/09/2026

I haven't been carded at a bar in a long time. Feels bad man

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 15/09/2026

Idk bout you guys but I think people that post their entire life on their public Snapchat stories are weird as fuck

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 11/09/2026

Timberwolves? A winning culture? These last 5 years have really turned around our reputation

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 04/09/2026

I have been to the state fair, now all I'm looking forward to is the Timberwolves' season

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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Tim Curry was not the 80-year-old Home Alone 2 cast member we were asking for.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 25/08/2026

Did we just forget about mitch McConnell? Is he dead or what

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If That's What Mayor Mamdani Has Been Doing For NYC,Count Me In...

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 05/08/2026

Started buying Pokemon cards and 10 year old me is fucking thrilled

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 27/07/2026

That first LaMelo to Rudy no look lob pass is going to hit like crack in the 80s

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 15/07/2026

I'm flying east and checked Google maps to see where I was.. I was over Akron Ohio. I'm taking that as a sign that LeBron is a Timberwolf

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Marie💙🫶 @charitygirl4good.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

"I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure". ~ Clarence Darrow, 1932

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 12/07/2026

I'm truly tired of Democrats taking the high road. This should say "Good riddance Lindsay Graham. You were always a piece of shit that drug our country backwards." And if he can't say that, then he shouldn't even acknowledge his passing like Republicans didn't acknowledge the Hortman murders.

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 12/07/2026

Really incredible news to wake up to

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 11/07/2026

Still feels kind of surreal. #1 and #3 2020 draft picks on the Wolves. I remember watching the draft and BEGGING the wolves not to draft LaMelo and to get Ant (I just didn't like the Ball family back then) Crazy how it all comes around

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 08/07/2026

Me in 2016 after voting for Hillary:

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Minnesota Timberwolves (mirror) @handle.invalid · 07/07/2026

thank you for everything, Minnesota Mike. 💙 Original post

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functional moron @fiveburger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

it’s nice that books and book stores are a pretty safe haven because conservatives don’t read

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 01/07/2026

Not saying I want this to happen, but, Lamelo throwing lobs to Ant and Lebron all season would be pretty fun to watch

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 25/06/2026

I can't wait for LaMelo to start terrorizing the streets of Minneapolis. Dude probably doesn't know how to drive in snow

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Professional Dumbass @modernolive.brohirrim.club · 14/06/2026

I love waking up in a world where Andrew Wiggins and KAT both have rings and Jimmy Butler doesn't

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NBA @nba.com · 14/06/2026

Drafted 1st overall out of Kentucky in 2015 and now NBA CHAMPION in Year 11... Karl-Anthony Towns!

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