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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 03/10/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/09/28/?... Irony "over" content.time.com/time/subscri... vs "Is it, though?" web.archive.org/web/20010924... Biz Software Alliance offers "30-day truce" web.archive.org/web/20211001... & @accidentalp.bsky.social - the early days: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_dept...
...another Blackberry has them all beaten. This one weighs in at a hefty, as far as berries are concerned, 139 grammes and, in its smallest form, is almost nine centimetres long.

Of course, this big Blackberry is not a fruit at all. You can't turn it into jam and spread it on your toast. No, it is a wireless pager that can send and receive e-mail.
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 26/09/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/09/21/?... Jacko releases PC-proof CD UCAS releases 300K home addresses 9/11 reckons from: Richard "pigeon missiles" Dawkins theguardian.com/world/2001/s... Ian "Elite" Bell web.archive.org/web/20011222... & sci-comms declares - unwinnable? - War on Gravity
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 19/09/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/09/14/?... simultaneous UK releases for: first Fast & Furious film Kinji Fukasaku's Battle Royale @rathergood.bsky.social's PopBitch vs NTK - a comparative review: web.archive.org/web/20010924... & - perhaps predictably - no shortage of wild theorising over 9/11:
         In these terrible times, it's good to watch the tech
         community put its problems aside, and supply what we were
         all so desperately short of: plenty of wild unsolicited
         opinions. After those first few hours of awful shocked
         silence - what a relief to be interrupted by the CEO of
         CoffeeCup Software, producers of an innocuous Windows HTML
         editor, e-mailing his 1.2 million customer base to "call for
         [the responsible] country's complete destruction and
         annihilation". And at the end of that fateful day, noted
         hacker Eric S. Raymond rained his thoughts like fresh water,
         revealing that those who "disarmed all the non-terrorists on
         those airplanes ... bear some moral responsibility". Thanks
         too to BYTE's Jerry Pournelle, who slowly toughened his
         demands from an early request that /usr/bin/laden be handed
         over "bound and chained", to Thursday's demand that Nablus,
         Gaza, Baghdad *and* Damascus be razed to the ground; to the
         Evening Standard infowar expert who warned that "inflamed
         young men" could escalate the conflict by releasing "cyber
         viruses, crashing our computers ... from council houses in
         Bradford"; and kindly John Keegan in the Telegraph, who
         wrote that ISPs should ban encryption among their users, and
         those who refused must be "destroyed with cruise
         missiles". And on through the lonely nights, as net.folk on
         chat traded credulous rumours and confused geopolitics, and
         Nostradamus buffs mulled seriously over a quatrain that,
         sadly, was probably invented by a skeptic to show how *any*
         random phrase could end up a doomladen prophecy.
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 13/09/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/09/07/?... @theregister.com take on Stephen Hawking theregister.com/2001/09/05/c... Ansar-e Hezbollah take on "Iranian Mr Bean" news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/m... & "That platform was becoming too unstable. I had to circle and hope that things didn't get too rough"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 31/08/2026
we're all grieving Tim Curry in our own way, but great to see this Fright Night Concert including that oft-overlooked tale of the resurrected undead, Jesus Christ Superstar
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 29/08/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/08/24/?... "What were the copyright wars like when you were young, @lessig.bsky.social ?" "They went on for ever" web.archive.org/web/20010824... RIP scifi astronomer Fred Hoyle @msaunby.bsky.social shirt idea & Ballmer truth via web.archive.org/web/20011101...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 27/08/2026
as widely discussed elsewhere, GenAI also lowers the barrier to produce anything that looks ostensibly professional or labour-intensive, creating wild new opportunities for local beefs and low-level harassment...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 23/08/2026
has anyone ruled out the possibility that, as in @gregegansf.bsky.social's The Discrete Charm of the Turing Machine, a rogue AI has seen indie bookshops' various appeals for more business, claimed it "needed" their rare titles, then destroyed them to boost the market value of any surviving copies?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 22/08/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/08/17/?... Future US coverdisc payola: ntk.net/2001/08/17/i... Ballmer sweats from elbows: youtu.be/Vhh_GeBPOhs debut mentions of: Joel @rathergood.bsky.social zombo.com Tim Burton Planet Of The Apes & not a spoof? "Image Makers" web.archive.org/web/20010710...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 22/08/2026
& co-wrote this HH spoof at the time, so possibly wasn't entirely overjoyed at the Marvin characterisation
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 17/08/2026
. @locusinpes.bsky.social - this is how former NTK editors prefer to communicate with each other/ "float" experimental future policies to gauge public interest
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 16/08/2026
for completeness:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 16/08/2026
guess they could have posted it earlier in the year, but CB wasn't dead then?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 15/08/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/08/10/?... users annoyed by SirCam, HipCrime, & named-after-Mountain-Dew-variant Code Red malware debut mentions of: Elite: The New Kind McD's Chicken McCrispy Sun Tzu's The Art Of Web (Application Development) web.archive.org/web/20010818... + OOLONG:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 08/08/2026
sorry we didn't give you more credit at the time - always assumed it was a Buckaroo Banzai reference & just kept your filename...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 28/07/2026
possibly too much trivia, but apparently the first choice to present King Rocker was... Phill Jupitus! (not sure of his connection to the Nightingales, though the film also features Seething Wells, whose poetry collection was part-illustrated by Phill in his "Porky the Poet" era...)
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 26/07/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/07/20/?... Dmitry Sklyarov vs Adobe e-book encryption monkeyphonecall.com vs "download messages from Gandalf and Frodo" theonering.com/news/games/n... Mr T vs "V" autofish.net/clysm/mrtvs/... & Trek: Enterprise imitates this classic Onion headline:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 21/07/2026
& AI - often Canva-generated? - flyers now offer a visual density & largely cohesive design that an inexperienced artist is unlikely to come up with themselves (or indeed pay someone else to?)
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 18/07/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/07/13/?... still want to hear - Babylon 5's Claudia Christian in... Area 51: The Musical web.archive.org/web/20010803... Net Imperative names & shames £100/year subscribers; all 184 of them 🙂 symbol trademarked? & early libertarian?/MRA? TV reviews
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 12/07/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2005 ntk.net/2005/01/07/?... FOIA log web.archive.org/web/20050109... anticipated @mysociety.org's @whatdotheyknow.bsky.social & perhaps inevitably, this wargamer subsequently stood for UKIP pledging to "mine the asteroid belt, Jovian or Saturnian moons for platinum and water"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 07/07/2026
tbh, was mostly curious about what USMNT stood for but it's all "kicking off" on their Wikipedia page en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 05/07/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 www.ntk.net/2001/06/29/?... Bible lessons for those searching for "Wimbledon" & more web.archive.org/web/20010604... self-indulgent NTK FAQ & for "lifestyle games [t-shirt] brand" Joystick Junkies, height of early-2000s aspiration included a *free-play* Altered Beast machine:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 27/06/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/06/22/?... apparently unprovoked PopBitch parody Michel Foucault action fig web.archive.org/web/20010622... 1st Tomb Raider film "terrible" legacy.aintitcool.com/node/9326 & @newstatesman1913.bsky.social New Media Awards - BBE 2009 web.archive.org/web/20010617...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 25/06/2026
...eg Asda, though would it kill them (/us) to be a bit more specific?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 21/06/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/06/15/?... Guardian plugs contributor site RABBIT-ON .com, babbles on to 2005 web.archive.org/web/20010623... last mention of suck. com, debuts of Extreme Ironing web.archive.org/web/20010607... "Banzai" youtu.be/4YcIrL6JZn0?... & ICL slams those "no-good..."
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 13/06/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/06/08/?... @gregegansf.bsky.social Turing/Lewis tale gregegan.net/MISC/ORACLE/... MoonFruit site builder: hyped by Guardian, purchased by Yell, offered "workarounds" to demise of Adobe Flash, decommissioned December 2021 +Cambridge Uni fails to invent Facebook
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 30/05/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/05/25/?... saved for future: top 8 1990s scifi haikus web.archive.org/web/20210213... BBC oddity news.bbc.co.uk/news/vote200... unlabelled EastEnders 90210 April Fool? web.archive.org/web/20010410... & what if the EU had enforced this rather than cookie popups?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 23/05/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/05/18/?... Prescott egged - from 'Grassy Verge'? web.archive.org/web/20010614... 1st/last mention of antipsychotronic MINDGUARD software - for Linux/Amiga only & Apple debut eye-hurtingly soulless high st experience - admittedly less "unprofitable" than expected:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 23/05/2026
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 04/05/2026
for the sake of argument this Star Wars Day - surely some of the appeal of cinema scifi comes from the transportative novelty of the production design, which comparatively lower-budget TV shows can't easily compete with (though Dr Who & Star Treks use various techniques to try)? @robmanuel.b3ta.com
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 02/05/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/04/27/?... @edfelten.bsky.social et al defeat audio watermarks, silenced by RIAA Lucozade renamed Lara(Croft)-zade "Large Global Anti-Capitalism Protests Put Smaller, Local Protests Out Of Business" web.archive.org/web/20010603... & "..one Cheggers made earlier"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 30/04/2026
last days of 50p/72g Mini Eggs (orange only) in big Tescos, still varied boxes of 5 Creme Eggs for £1
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 18/04/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/04/13/?... Higgs "Bosun" ahoy! ntk.net/2001/04/13/d... (perhaps deliberately?) cheesy promo Alt Reality Game for Spielberg A.I. movie legacy.aintitcool.com/node/8659 & Nazi shows may lose ratings battle, say media analysts... "but zey vill vin - ZE WAR!"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 17/04/2026
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 16/04/2026
had to go back to Twitter, wasn't as bad you'd expect?
"every fantasy series now is indeed called The Ballad of Blood & Bone & every back cover blurb is like Lenora Sparrowlove was the first of her clan to be born without magick. Or so she thought, until her Seventeenth Name Day arrived..."
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 11/04/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/04/06/?... RMS' odd behaviour fairly well-known 22 years ago zork.net/pipermail/cr... gamers conned by bargain deals - on PlayStation 2 Harlan Ellison's anti-piracy campaign - "I Have No Caps Lock Key, And I Must Scream" web.archive.org/web/20010418...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 09/04/2026
seen yesterday, Waitrose selling 1kg bags for £8 - @dracos.co.uk @worklesshard.bsky.social you could presumably dispense them via a plastic "Mr Cadbury's Parrot" if you couldn't face eating them all in one go?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 04/04/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/03/30/?... Mike Magee quits @theregister.com, launches The Inquirer (later sold to VNU) web.archive.org/web/20050502... not an April Fool - Avon quits Blake's 7: The Movie hermit.org/Blakes7/news... & state-of-the-art JS encryption: web.archive.org/web/20010216...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 28/03/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/03/23/ debut mentions of: no free Tacos for deorbiting Mir web.archive.org/web/20010405... the Ted Nelson-esque nongnu.org/gzz/ Bandle Bobble remix.kwed.org/files/RKOfil... Open Firmware anthem www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8Wy... & Foot & Mouth vs - Jerry & Margo?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 21/03/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/03/16/?... Cheltenham cancelled, election postponed & 6m culled by viral outbreak of foot-and-mouth disease - was Pope to blame? web.archive.org/web/20010406... & who said it - Eric S Raymond's dating tips, or The Eagle's "Doomlord"? catb.org/~esr/writing...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 11/03/2026
fun fact - Phill Jupitus did the cool illustrations in Billy Bragg's Back to Basics songbook when he was known as Porky The Poet in 1985
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 08/03/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK: 2001 ntk.net/2001/03/02/?... 1st (often last) mentions of: Claude Shannon RIP the Isle of Man's very own Data Protection Registrar ...vs the battle to be London's official vampire slayer rationalwiki.org/wiki/Se%C3%A... & Unlambda + Erlang:
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 06/03/2026
reposting for - relative - topicality...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 21/02/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/02/16/?... Future Publishing closes MP3 Magazine, Arcade, Cult TV & "Connect" (us neither) maybe try Ruby while waiting for Perl 6 aka Raku, due around 2015? & early days of "Copyright Infringements @milmillington.bsky.social / @dailymail.co.uk Have Argued About"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 14/02/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/02/09/?... a young(ish) Julian Assange proposes crypto to confound - at-the-time-theoretical - captors web.archive.org/web/20010308... Arnie "ponders" California governor bid ...neither quite as frightening as - you've guessed it: web.archive.org/web/20010207...
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 05/02/2026
the... FIENDS!! how long until - unscrupulous performers start learning the songs of OTHER PEOPLE, then use them to "entertain" audiences without providing detailed authorship credits beforehand? via www.instagram.com/p/DTjb425iaKx
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 31/01/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/01/26/?... quirky h2g2.com Wikipedia-alike sold to BBC, resold in 2011 to "the owners of Lycos Chat" debut mentions of: Bonsai Kitten @bruces.bsky.social's Viridian @theregister.com's society/gossip correspondent Kieren McCarthy & SchNEWS hassled by [its own] PCs
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 24/01/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/01/19/?... MI6 memoir The Big Breach published in Russia, then confusingly in UK by directory-enquiries dissidents 192 .com inventor of then-unannounced Segway aims to manage expectations zdnet.com/article/inve... & "My God, it's full of stars!"
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 21/01/2026
a) most people on BSky think they're temporarily-underrecognised creative millionaires, & b) we're only 2-5 years from this Eno quote applying to the current artefacts of generative AI?
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ModernDayNTK @modernday.ntk.net · 17/01/2026
#OnThisDayInNTK:2001 ntk.net/2001/01/12/?... final mentions of: RedHotAnt unmetered (/illegal) ISP DoBeDo Island Terry's Chocolate Raspberry Indigo Children 3D0 Magazine web.archive.org/web/20000824... hahabonk .com designweek.co.uk/issues/11-ma... & RMS' intergenerational grudge-bearing skills:
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