Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Sure, but watch him try to make French toast with that 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Happened to me when I was making confetti, I just can’t stop tearing up 120
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 07/08/2026You can still warn him off of Def Leppard albums. If it doesn’t save his life, it might save his arm 110
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 11/07/2026I’m not sanguine about Dracula’s blanket coverage most days 120
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just because I’m essentially an atheist doesn’t mean I’m not a man of faith. I believe I am drinking bourbon out of a “clean” glass at a bar. 030
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I used to drink a lot. I still do, but I used to also. 120
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Meanwhile the frustrated guitar player behind you mumbled “octopad” 110
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I think they should have called him Spacin’ instead of Lord 020
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If there are four people in favor, oppose it. Make them convince you. Unless it’s ice cream… 010
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026There’s no reason ICE agents should be armed with anything stronger than a water pistol. That way when they’re in Minnesota it will just become a chunk of ice they can’t use 020
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Fish and Chips was more my childhood. A cranky old retired cop in a group home and heavily coiffed highway patrol cops 010
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Someone asked me if I was alright, I replied I’ve got nothing left , so I must be all right. 020
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I once lost my spectacles for a couple of days. Turns out, they had fallen into the dishwasher out of my pocket. My subconscious must still be reminding me to put my dirty glasses in the dishwasher, you lazy slob. 030
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025After this last SCOTUS decision which is hostile to due process, only citing a percentage of illegal aliens in LA as some sort of excuse, I am just going to say at least they appear to only be 22% sexual abusers as opposed to 100% of the presidency. 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Gavin for President? Did we learn nothing from the Millard administration? No, we know nothing 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Say what you like about solo cups, maybe if the next one above them tried a little more… 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Lemme explore my emotions and take a core sample. What, is there no core? Allow me. It’s gonna be cold, it’s gonna be grey, and it’s gonna last you the rest of your life. 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I’m so old that we only got red and yellow Julius and had to make out own 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 08/08/2025Do people who say “you can’t make this shit up” ever read? 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025It’s the damned jingle the driver has to listen to for hours a day that does it 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Gonna be one of those days where I hear the Dead Kennedys “Kill the Poor” over and over in my head as this vile bill inevitably is passed by this venal congress. 000
Mockcarr @mockcarr.bsky.social · 20/05/2025I am not a Met fan in any fashion, but Juan Soto is making more money than the USA, maybe we shouldn’t be running everything out. 000
