Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 7hIt's only game three of the regular season and I'm hating hockey at an Eastern Conference Final Game 7 level 120
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"you ever look at a French Bulldog and think, what other animal on earth has an asshole pointing straight up?" #CookQuotes 010
Reposted by JohnsonPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 292124232449
Reposted by JohnsonKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A little known fact about the CARS universe, is that post-World War 2 many Volkswagens, BMWs and Mercedes fled to Cargentina to avoid the Nuremberg Time Trials 493148538
Reposted by JohnsonThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 02/10/202630 Underrated ’80s Slashers You Can Watch Instead of Becoming Employable thehardtimes.net/lists/30-und...thehardtimes.net30 Underrated ’80s Slashers You Can Watch Instead of Becoming EmployableYou’re a horror fan, and you’re starting to feel like you’ve seen it all. You’ve grown tired of such pedestrian debates as... Continue reading this gem 0516
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 30/09/20269/10 piss drinkers agree, confirmation bias is a really confusing term 010
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Read this headline then just stared into the sun for thirty minutes hoping to summon an asteroid 141
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026There's a house on my block that's been abandoned for 26 years but allegedly the deceased owner's escrow is still paying taxes so the borough nor county will do anything about it 000
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm pro speed bumps, don't fuckin speed in neighborhoods and you don't lose your oil pan. Zero compassion otherwise. 100
Reposted by JohnsonJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes 23497139
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Good. But also add them to neighborhoods not Squirrel Hill with the same intensity. 100
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The sodium in lunchmeat is probably three times worse than a little bit of mayo 010
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If we're talking sandwiches here, switching to mustard cuts calories and still has flavor. If we're talking like potato salad, halving the mayo and subbing mustard cuts calories and adds flavor. Lite mayo is just watered down mayo and mayo is already barely a flavor 110
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'd rather fight 1000 horse sized badgers then listen to 30 seconds of this 7 damn minutes of ford truckaganda 082
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Saturday people love walking into a restaurant and saying "we'll have between 4 and 14 people, who knows maybe 20" 150
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Some days I think maybe we'll make it through this. Other days I watch you carpet walkers spend an entire Friday arguing about fucking iced coffee in an interview with the fucking devil 050
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Is asking the dishie to bum a smoke as fussy as reminding the host not to pick their nose or telling the bartender to quit ripping rumple with the regulars? We assembled a team of service industry burnouts to find out 160
Reposted by JohnsonDave Infante @dinfontay.com · 25/09/2026when somebody orders a shot of malört 111321
Reposted by Johnsonda share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN 02733862
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Nobody in the covid lesbian bar ever called me an asshole 020
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Y'all give me shit for my Kolsch hate then say things like this smdh 110
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I'm just saying, beautiful autumn Sundays are much better spent outside than letting horrible people dictate your mood 110
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ike Taylor used to own a house of ill refute in my neighborhood, I know this because his black Hummer with "IKE 25" ran over my cat (the cat was fine). But anyways between that and his house on 17th that I knew too much about I cannot care anything about any sports person anymore 120
Reposted by Johnsonpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Now that everyone has turned on Ed Sheeran I finally feel comfortable saying this: you shouldn’t be allowed to get a bunch of tattoos if you’re a musician who makes wuss music 713369331
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 14/09/2026"you never swapped pants with a stranger before?!" #CookQuotes 000
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Driver of the bus stuck in the sinkhole just staring daggers at the pig 030
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Never happen. The cop would miss the sinkhole completely and shoot a dog 240
Reposted by JohnsonThe Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ben Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like Anything thehardtimes.net/culture/ben-...thehardtimes.netBen Shapiro Criticizes Georgia O’Keeffe Paintings for Not Looking Like AnythingLOS ANGELES — Political commentator Ben Shapiro admitted today that he doesn’t like the paintings of renowned artist Georgia O’Keeffe because her... Continue this tale 214720
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I can get you both frozen and rocks in Pittsburgh. Neither are any good 010
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026"I can't be the only one who starts singing 'Hey There Lonely Girl' every time a solo salmon salad comes back" #CookQuotes 031
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Wait until y'all hear about crust with cheese & pepperoni with no sauce 130
Reposted by Johnsongem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863791686
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Do it the other way, you get all the climbs out early, get that second half of the Montour downhill to recuperate then worry about Neville back to the city 010
Reposted by Johnson👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 09/09/2026“hello would you like to try the AI designed schizophrenia treatment i synthesized in my garage?” 803334549
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"I'm more of a 'put it in' than 'take it out' kind of gal" #CookQuotes 000
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Unless it's raw fish or chicken that's already been in the fridge for a couple days, it's probably fine for 8ish hours. Lunchmeat? Not under this administration. 010
