Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Anyway, the Japanese Whisky fairy blessed me. So, I got that going for me. Which is nice. 030
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I've earnestly watched every David Attenborough documentary because this goof loves him too 010
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 31/07/2026You can tell South Side is washed because we don't get the Red Bull Mini Cooper, we get the Monster Kid Toucher Van 150
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I know it was perfect, tomorrow's pork butt knows it was perfect, all I do is hit dingers 010
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 20/07/2026She's skeptical, she'll take the case but she wants paid up front 120
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 20/07/2026His bodyguard would like a word with you regarding these slanderous accusations 140
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 20/07/2026You telling me this guy knows how to conjugate the verb 1251
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 18/07/2026FWIW, the clean version. Clean your draft lines you purveyors of puke flavored pilsner. Every two weeks. Take the faucets apart. Clean the couplers. Y'all fuckin nasty and that's why I'm drinking High Life bottles at your bar. 080
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 18/07/2026This is an inside component of a draft beer faucet that's had ~800 pints poured through it the past 2 weeks. Fuckin Tennents, always the worst faucet. 150
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 18/07/2026I cut these steaks with Japanese steel honed on ceramic & I endorse this article 091
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Thank you for calling Piper's Pub of course we're showing the World Cup 140
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They should make a liquid IV that tastes like an ice cold Pacifico with a moderately fresh lime 050
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 15/07/2026You ever take a picture that just perfectly summarizes your pets? 1140
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Never putting trump gas in my car again, my Tercel is now a Terwas 120
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Whoever claimed that came through with receipts. By www.pa.gov/content/dam/... 140
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Ok, but they're still made of "real potatoes". I don't care if they've been sun dried 100
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Had never given a thought to counterfeit potatoes until now. 120
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 21/06/2026AI has the accuracy of asking my dog what I do for a living. [World Cup] #dogtax 040
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I guess I'm just gonna keep posting Hole on main? Another day, another bucket. Hole yearns for the buckets. 130
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 14/06/2026MONA will straight up throw a tag on the roof of your mouth while you're talking and you won't even know it @pghgraffiti.bsky.social 2213
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 07/06/2026The regular Mango Chelada FUCKS, this zombie fuckin shit I drank last night tried to kill me 110
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 06/06/2026You wanna do 1oz shooters out of a 115oz glass? Cuz that's the weird we're at 100
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Oh what's this, new Chelada variant?! Hell yeah! Oh wait Oh no 8%abv Hehe, I'm in danger 250
Johnson @moarhops.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Every day I complain about the World Cup dog and pony show and every day the World Cup dog and pony show gets even dumber 140
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