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Martha Holland

@mkholland.bsky.social
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Teacher, writer, runner, gardener, watch nerd, doting dog owner. Non-influencer.

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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 2h
Glorious photo 🤩
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 18h
I hate this timeline so much.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 18h
No words 💔
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Musicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 22h
*freddy mercury voice* Scaramucci, Scaramucci, will you do the Fandango? Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me (Zacharia) Zacharia, (Zacharia) Zacharia, Figarooooo
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 20h
Omg 😆
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 23h
He’s either lying or incompetent. Either way, he needs to resign immediately.
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Noelle @finallynoelle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
So we fly a pride flag in our front yard in a very conservative neighborhood and it’s been there for the last few years. Someone put this in our mailbox and my goodness…
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
This should be the last straw for anyone in Congress who still has an iota of conscience. People are dying because of their lack of courage. It’s disgraceful.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
LOL. I love that the couch is lined with stuff meant to keep them off it. I thought we were the only ones who had to do that for our two nut job golden retrievers 🤣🤣
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
That’s a beautiful stick….
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s about damned time!
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
It’s shocking to me how quickly Trump has normalized corruption and turned our government into a criminal enterprise. These billionaires need to be held accountable. Am I alone in my fury?
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
My parents lived in his district and they loathed him. He’s a disgrace.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
He’s so proud of himself
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Before she died, my mom was a tireless, relentless, noisy Democrat who lived in Chestertown, which was a tiny blue dot in Harris’s very red district. She and her friends LOATHED him. I’m sorry she won’t be able to vote against him this time.
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 14/10/2026
Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Anyone else getting Children of the Corn vibes from Natalie?
A blond girl is holding a scythe in a patch of corn while staring at the viewer with dead eyes
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
TACO time!
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wow. The hatred and rage are palpable. Kudos to this brave person.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Good god.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Go, Chelsea!! 🙌🎉
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Honey please
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Her FemBot microchip needs a firmware update
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wow. The FemBot Factory needs to update their firmware
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The news that AG Blanche gave the go-ahead for DHS officials to raid Ilan Omar’s home is truly chilling. How can we ever restore faith in our justice system? Or, are we just stuck with epic corruption?
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
ALT: Wtf Tom Delonge's Mullet Look
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
1,000 trips in a decade is crazy. That’s a trip roughly every 3 or 4 days. I’m amazed he found the time to accept all those bribes and free all those pedophiles.
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Jen Bendery @jbendery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh man 😂
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🐈Rex Parker🐈‍⬛ ✏️ 🧐 @rexparker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Saying something this fucking made-up and dumb should get you fired from all writing for like a decade at least.
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The 287(g) program teaming local cops with ICE has created an American secret police Check out what happens in Carroll Twp., Pa. when Sgt. Terry Williams spots a resident filming an immigration arrest It's legal to film traffic stops. This is unconstitutional (full column in 2nd post)
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Was your photo editor high?This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long time.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Thank you for this important work.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Appalling. No words seem adequate.
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WASHINGTON (AP) - Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed in December.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What an absolute disgrace of a human. Yale should be ashamed of itself.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Love this
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What fresh hell is this??
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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Hague is far too good for Stephen Miller
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That tracks. From one cheating narcissist to another.
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Winter bed is my favorite bed 👍
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want my money back
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In a sane world, the media would be covering this crisis like the five-alarm fire it truly is
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Keep on talking, big guy. 🙄
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Lucy Bellwood @lubellwoo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I never tire of “None for me, thanks, I’m driving” when turning anything down. (Best deployment: an elderly friend offered me some of her lipstick during a funeral. She absolutely lost it.)
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This whole thing is Mark Burnett’s fault
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sometimes I think about how the last ten years started as a publicity stunt for a fading reality show that went sideways.
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Dave Keon's Cousin 🏒 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇬🇱 @davekeonscousin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Off to change the steeple clocks
Batman and Robin climbing up a wall
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*snort* 🤣
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Martha Holland @mkholland.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There’s a deeply unfair burden placed on women to anticipate violence, prevent it, survive it correctly, report it correctly, prove it happened, and then withstand the backlash after they speak up. Stop teaching women how to not get raped and put the onus where it belongs: on the rapists. #Cornell
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