Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMassimo :bot: @rainmaker1973.zpravobot.news.ap.brid.gy · 11/10/2026The only film of Mark Twain, filmed by Thomas Edison in 1909 at his Connecticut home. 021
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Calling on Abner again last night was a stunningly clever macabre joke. I had no idea that Vitello was an accomplished post modern performance artist. 001
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026sharks also are the invariable outriders of all slave ships crossing the Atlantic, systematically trotting alongside, to be handy in case a parcel is to be carried anywhere, or a dead slave to be decently buried 29612
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialLisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.  329252975776
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 11/09/2026She's terrific. "... deserts of exposition so vast no natural dialogue could contain them." Iirc. Her parody of famous authors asking someone out on a date is also excellent. 001
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I am the very model of a modern day typographer A font take on the tune “Modern Major General” by Gilbert & Sullivan #typography #fonts #graphicdesign 24550471566
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMarsh's Library @marshslibrary.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Sea monsters in Abraham Ortelius's Theatrum orbis terrarum. Be careful sailing near Tiguex! 0207
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Wordle 1,902 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨🟨 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 000
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Friend of mine swears he bumped into Logan Webb at Outside Lands late last night. But aren't you pitching tomorrow? he thought, as he said hello. Shhhh! smiled the guy, as if reading his mind. 010
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Few years ago, Biden went to Michigan to stand in a UAW picket line. That afternoon, Air Force One flew into Mt View's Moffet Field so that Biden could attend a SV fundraiser at some mansion in Atherton or Portola Valley held of course by many of the local infamously anti-union plutocrats. 020
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialAndrew Baggarly @andrewbaggarly.bsky.social · 03/08/2026For the Giants, the focus now turns to Heliot Ramos and whether any team that needs a right-handed hitting outfielder will make a sufficiently compelling offer. Three hours to go... 4343
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Occurred to me today: tourists are like bees without a queen. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 19/07/2026But to th’ goal 136354
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 16/07/2026Fair is foul, and foul is fair, Hover through the fog and filthy air. 8622136
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 15/07/2026Crack the lawyer’s voice, That he may never more false title plead 524955
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 14/07/2026TACO Tuesday. Trump abandons Hormuz toll booth notion. MDs suggest another cognitive test. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 13/07/2026BREAKING: the Judge in the bogus Trump v IRS case that resulted in the $1.7b slush fund has SANCTIONED the attorneys, referred Blanche, Woodward, & Brito to the Bar, nullified the “settlement”, and awarded monetary sanctions! More to come… storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us... 17552611499
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026[Exit Queen.] 432715537
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 08/07/2026"Defoe didn’t publish a novel until he was sixty. Hammett stopped writing at thirty-nine. Faulkner received a D in English at the Univ. of Mississippi. Fitzgerald dropped out of Princeton. Dorothy Parker was fired from Vanity Fair. Graham Greene was sued for libel by a 6-year-old."buff.lyWhy I Am Not a Writer“Jack London overdosed at forty. Zeno hanged himself at ninety. At fifty-nine, Virginia Woolf jumped into the river with a pocketful of stones. Faulkner fell... 57318
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Donald Trump welcomes Graham Platner to the Republican Party. "It turns out, he's not a communist," said Trump. "He's a rapist! He's one of us!" 000
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Dave Flemming has turned into a terrible self-indulgent play by play guy. He's the pompous embodiment of what used to be called mansplainin. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialDavid Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 04/07/2026See, the plan is, you put 1,000 foreign women who all got pregnant at the same time on a hospital ship, and you do that 1,000 times, and then you wait 18 years, and then you move all the babies to Wyoming, and you win a House seat. 1372623412
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Someone should tell Dave Flemming that his founding father ancestor Carter Braxton was a craven colonial clown and that he should stop narcissistically bragging about the connection. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialDan Miller @dan--miller.bsky.social · 02/07/2026The account tracking Donald Trump's stock trades has been suspended by Twitter. Funny how Elon Musk is a "free speech" absolutist until the speech is inconvenient for the politicians he supports. 13255119
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/06/20261984 I bet it makes you angry when Winston doesn’t submit to your will. Sometimes when people don’t submit to our will, we want to torture them with rats. I’m going to sit with you until you feel calmer, and then we can figure out a way to get Winston to submit without using rats.buff.lyGentle Parenting in Classic Literature7/10/25 CALENDAR 2027 2269
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I know there’s no point arguing with Thomas because he just makes stuff up. But his sole textual evidence that birthright citizenship requires parental “domicile”—the word “reside”—simply doesn’t work. It applies to the child, NOT their parents, and says nothing about parents’ residency whatsoever! 17694128
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Christ, Kavanaugh joined the judgement but dissented on the Constitutional question... meaning that the vote is only 5-4 that the 14th Amendment exists. 211778405
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/06/2026This sickness doth infect The very life-blood of our enterprise 423461
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 23/06/2026This is a dreadful sentence. 426948
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This weekend will the Giants' pitchers, esp Landon Roupp, protest the Miami Marlins' flamboyant rainbow M logo? 010
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialIrish Literary Times @irishlittimes.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Dear God*! I just realised—it’s Bloomsday! *“God becomes man becomes fish becomes barnacle goose becomes featherbed mountain” (Episode 15, Circe). 45120
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialSheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 13/06/2026By the way, Elon Musk didn't start Tesla. By the time he invested in Tesla, the original founders had already started building the Roadster THEY had designed. When he bought them out, he changed the history of the company to make himself a founder. I'm not joking. He's always been a fraud. 23757671531
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialMcSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 13/06/2026"When I first started out in the news, there was far too much reporting. Barely anyone was just making stuff up. It was as if nobody even wanted to put their thumb on the scale on behalf of the powerful."buff.lyThe Press Has Finally Been Freed from Journalism“The truth is, at best, inconvenient and, at worst, a threat to my bottom line. I have always believed it is the job of the news to write a rough draft of hi... 324050
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialElle Cordova @ellecordova.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Famous authors asking you out 1223421772
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Casey Schmitt (of the Giants) has taught himself to hit. Really well. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialSonny Rollins @thesonnyrollins.bsky.social · 26/05/2026It is with deep sorrow and profound love that we announce the passing of Sonny Rollins. The Saxophone Colossus died this afternoon at his home in Woodstock, NY at the age of 95. 1/2 298105752675
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialJoe Dudek @joedudekjd.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Justice Thomas, joined by Justice Alito: California's issuance of driver's licenses to illegal immigrants would justify Florida going to war with California if they weren't part of the same country. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court... 90643145
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 24/05/2026May be time for the Giants to install a target with the number 10 on it in the LCF bleachers. 000
Reposted by @mjhxoot.bsky.socialEd Bott @edbott.com · 20/05/2026Someday someone is going indict Pete Hegseth for the murders of dozens of people in boats and they are going to cite this as precedent. 3562124
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I understand Susac's desire to get moving up and forward to the pitch so he could throw out the runner trying to steal. But that catcher's interference call probably blew the game. 000
mjhxoot.bsky.social @mjhxoot.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Is Willy Adames the worst baserunner in mlb right now? 000