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Michael Jewett

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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 19h
Wait, is she really saying she did so bad because she had MORE time with the briefing materials than usual? If you arrive in the AM and are giving the briefing materials and then hold the press briefing at 1pm you’ve have them 8 hours. She got them THE NIGHT BEFORE and literally slept on them
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That's a $96,318 fine for being raped.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
every day of my life I think about the people using “she” to describe this computer program who still need to be convinced to use it for trans women
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sheeran’s next tour date is 9/19 at Lincoln Financial Field in Philadelphia, PA. He currently has no openers or touring band, with 4 days until showtime. Will the tour collapse? Hire back Macklemore? Scramble to book other artists to, in essence, cross the picket line?
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Isn’t there a huge meme about Bobby Bonilla still collecting $1M annually from a baseball contract? Why are people surprised about deferrals now?
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
My man looks like an unexpected fart that shat just a little bit
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sooooo if we have “far more” munition “than we could ever use for this OR ANY OTHER WAR” Sooooo we can cut defense spending right? RIGHT!?’!
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Unlike the cops in the U.S. who just shoot people who are going to church, dropping their kids off at the bus stop, working a construction site
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Are there any federal landfills that the next Dem president can also simultaneously rename? I have a certain name in mind that ALL federal landfills should be renamed to when we get the chance….
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP to a motherfucking icon.
Tim Curry from Rocky Horror
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The U.S. literally rejected Einstein’s concerns about the use of the nuclear bomb. Even if he were alive today, he would just be discarded as another woke elite liberal 🤷‍♂️
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Kristy Greenberg @kristygreenberg.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Stop the false equivalence. No other President sued his own government to secure immunity for himself and his family, created a fund to reward cop beaters, and demanded prosecution of his political enemies. Trump’s weaponization of DOJ is unprecedented and you just endorsed it.
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AHMAD_JOHAR🕊𓂆🇵🇸 @ahmadjohary16.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gaza in 2023 // Gaza in 2026.💔
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21/07/2026
"Donald Trump is the face of hate. He is the face of war. He is the face of a pandemic. And now he is the orange, sagging face of explosive diarrhea." — @nberlat.bsky.social
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Trump’s latest public health initiative: explosive diarrhea
This administration is the best thing that ever happened to cyclosporiasis.
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Jonas Nahm @jonasnahm.com · 21/07/2026
1/ Trump signed 50% tariffs on Canada today under Section 338 of the Tariff Act of 1930. Worth walking through the legal mechanics, the USMCA leverage play behind it, and what it costs.
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
What’s the process of a national recall, declaring them worthless, in 2028?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 13/07/2026
The President just announced a 20% toll on all cargo shipped through Hormuz, payable...to the US>
Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

The Hormuz Strait is OPEN, and will remain OPEN, with or without Iran. We are reinstating the THE IRANIAN BLOCKADE, so named because it is only stopping Iran’s ships or customers from entering or leaving. All other countries will have fair and open use of the Strait. The U.S.A. will be, from this point forward, known as “THE GUARDIAN OF THE HORMUZ STRAIT,” but as such, and as a matter of FAIRNESS, will be reimbursed, at the rate of 20% on all cargo shipped, for any and all costs necessary to do the job of providing safety and security to this very volatile section of the World. The process and formation will begin immediately. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP



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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The difference being each one of our strikes costs us $50 million and each one of theirs costs them $5
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Zak Kinsella @zakkinsella.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hi. So your boy needs a kidney & I’m officially on the #transplant list. Please share this as it would mean a lot to me to get a living donor.
Zak Needs a Kidney
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Bulletin of the Atomic Scientists @thebulletin.org · 09/07/2026
The 1984 film "Threads" endures as the most devastating depiction of nuclear war in apocalyptic cinema, writes @dandrezner.bsky.social — and its scenario of escalation from a Middle Eastern crisis has acquired renewed relevance in the 21st century.
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The brutal, powerful legacy of Threads
Mick Jackson’s 1984 film Threads endures as the most devastating depiction of nuclear war in apocalyptic cinema. Its portrayal of societal collapse is unrelenting. Threads depicts nuclear war as a…
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
After my mom passed I moved in with my 78 year old father to assist him. When I tell you that old white men are OBSESSED with blow job jokes I can’t begin to tell you what an understatement it is.
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Looking for help. I’m trying to find out who the opposing counsel is in a trial involving the death of my niece in 2022 in a car accident. The trial is being held in Gonzales county in Texas and the defendants name is Jesus (Jessie) Hernandez Jr The local DA has VA haven’t been much help.
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Logic from my 78 year old father regarding roof work being done on his house - “I don’t understand why they are here so early in the morning and then work through the day. It’s hot as hell on that roof. They ruin my peaceful deck time getting here that early. Can’t they just work at night?”
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
163 years ago right about now, you’d be watching 12,000 troops advance out across this valley to occupy positions a mile in front of the US line
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/07/2026
New in PN: E. Jean Carroll Beat Trump. Again. "As Republican politicians cower in fear, one incredibly brave woman stood up to the man who assaulted her. She did this with full knowledge that he would use every bit of firepower he could muster to destroy her. *And she won.*"
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E. Jean Carroll Beat Trump. Again.
As the cowards in Congress prostrate themselves, an 82-year-old woman took on the president and won.
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WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Happy Birthday Larry David….here’s the time when LD figured out the multiple purposes for the MAGA hat 🤣
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(Un)Dead Carl 🎃 @deadcarl.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I think this case is one where—paradoxically—the larger the reform, the more moderate it appears. A small change to just the Supreme Court is much more easily dismissed as a partisan power grab.
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
They don’t go out to celebrate ANYTHING. They only go out to PREVENT others from celebrating and being happy about something, ANYTHING
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Can someone please name one, ONE, of the other “few precedents” this article is referring to? Just one please
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
www.popehat.com/p/a-bit-of-t...
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A Bit of Tedious Drama At Bluesky
Bluesky Can Ban Whoever They Want! But They Won’t Stop Me From Saying What I Think. I Think The World Would Be A Better Place Without Elon Musk.
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The scum pond is delaminating well ahead of schedule. This is a good hypothesis for why. They're dumping peroxide in at the edges, where the polyurea attachment will be patchy thanks to shrinkage during curing. O2 will be produced at the concrete surface, mechanically lifting the membrane.
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HAHAHAhaha! they're making the world's biggest synthetic scum pond!!! The coating is a polyurea used inside pipes. It gels in about 3 seconds, making it non self-leveling. The texture is like an orange peel, the perfect substrate for biofilms. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...
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Manager at Trump’s N.J. Golf Club Helped Plan Reflecting Pool Repairs
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Lauren Dobson-Hughes @ldobsonhughes.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Musk says not a single person has died due to him axing USAID. Sadly, part of my job involves tracking aid spending. So here’s a thread with just some of the people who lost their lives because of USAID cuts
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Scott Horton @robertscotthorton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The first observation to be made is this: the Iranian claims about the MoU were quite accurate throughout the last two weeks, whereas the claims made by Trump and JD Vance were wildly inaccurate and misleading. Analysts around the world pay attention to such things. bsky.app/profile/pear...
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO
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No one is jealous of the first trillionaire because no one is jealous of anyone who sits on twitter all day retweeting racist stuff. The brokest dude l've ever met is spending his days the same way.
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
So just like Riley Gaines then? 🤔
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MS NOW @ms.now · 13/06/2026
NEW IMAGE: Worker removes a letter from Donald Trump’s name on the Kennedy Center. There is a tarp covering the building at this time. His name had to come down last night after a court order.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
To be very precise, on top of being a useless conman, he is one of the biggest mass-murders in history, a genocideer on par with any of history's other monsters.
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
As an anthropologist, I endorse this message!
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have no faith these people will flip and vote Dem this year or in the near future. They will simply pivot and vote for the next GOP candidate that repeats the same vitriol Trump did in his 2024 campaign
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Burning resentment in skies over Britain fuelled by inaction over Sudetenland
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Michael Jewett @mjewett2018.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
So two years into Trumps second term and they have effectively accomplished nothing to make life more affordable for the middle class or shrink the overall size of the Govt despite controlling the Presidency, the House, the Senate AND SCOTUS? Lame duck presidency anyone?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/06/2026
Q: Are you concerned about the latest inflation numbers that came out this morning? TRUMP: No, I love it. I love the inflation. You know why? Because as soon as this war is over -- do you know we've been taking out millions of barrels of oil? You know who doesn't know? Iran until right now.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
What if WE’RE the shithole country?
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Mike McMahan @mikemcmahan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
We should be two “D&D Honor Among Thieves” sequels deep.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Just in past 24 hours: -Criminal investigation of E. Jean Carroll -Subpoenas seeking info of ICE critics -Former judges demand inquiry into IRS "deal" -White House intervention leads to $600+M deal to family-linked firm -Monuments, pictures on currency Turning us into a tinpot authoritarian state
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Kail @vivotranquil0.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Just when you thought you'd seen it all
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