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@mittensmorgul.com
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I write big people books. I might have comma issues. Averse to using my inside voice. I like pie.

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Christopher Golden @cgolden.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not all men. Jesus Christ, don't you think women *know* that? Use your heads instead of getting defensive. Most of you would be terrified of swimming among sharks, even though sharks are stastically far less dangerous to you than men are to women.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 26/09/2026
ooh fun i just bought a copy and can't wait! :D
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 25/09/2026
vindication? in the worst way? it's apparently quiet now because the compressor isn't kicking on *sickening laughter*
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 25/09/2026
update: we did not need a new fridge, the old one just needed a new thermostat, now replaced for a lot less $. WHEW. but it's unsettling how quiet the fridge is now. i keep thinking there's something wrong with it. IT IS FINE, i've been assured. how bad had been been if QUIET makes me think BROKEN
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ATTENTION BLUESKY! Annie says they are really hoping to boost the number of artists (crew, performers, creative teams, anyone) outside New York who are filling this out to get a broader sampling. If you are in the arts please take a second and fill this out!
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 22/09/2026
happy Fat Bear Week to all who celebrate! explore.org/fat-bear-week
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Fat Bear Week 2026 - Explore.org
Explore.org is the world's leading philanthropic live nature cam network and documentary film channel. Our mission is to champion the selfless acts of others, create a portal into the soul of humanity and inspire lifelong learning. Watch nature unfold live right now!
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tbh, good advice regardless of mergers and media consolidations. Support the weird, small art made by real people.
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normal not odd @normalnotodd.com · 21/09/2026
Gruesome Newson’s office IS taking calls. I got a live person. Flood it: (916) 445-2841
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Mr. Mittens @monkeyman622.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Just Spork being Spork.
A gray tabby cat sleeping on his side with his back paw perched jauntily upon an adjoining pillow.
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Xero Reynolds 41/100 on Patreon @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 19/09/2026
i accidentally said the word "churu" out loud explaining the assortment packet i got of them this afternoon, and now the cats are filing a formal complaint that i am not providing them a churu on the spot
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 18/09/2026
really relieved to notice that unlike when i was casually appliance browsing last year, i saw ZERO "smart fridges" with phone apps or internet connections or the like. i am relieved that trend seems to have died quick. i don't need my fridge to do anything other than be cold inside.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 18/09/2026
not the anniversary gift i was planning on buying, but SURPRISE we had to get a new fridge this afternoon. so i'm declaring Large Kitchen Appliances are now the official 29th anniversary gift. or maybe it's just the old fridge's funeral gift. either way, rip old fridge and my bank account
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Akela Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Stop what you're doing, y'all, new Murder Mittens just dropped
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 17/09/2026
one time i couldn't find the rubber mallet, so i took off my sock, folded it over the thing i needed hammered in, and gave it a few good whacks with a wrench. to this day, it might be the single thing i've done that has most impressed my kid. it also cracks me up every time i remember doing it.
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Tippy @tiptoe39.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hi everyone, Today we said goodbye to Melody, a member of our family for eight years. We are hurting and missing her terribly. I’ve attached a bunch of photos. I would love it if you could share these pics of her in her prime. She came to us from a storm drain and has been loved ever since.
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K.B. Spangler @kbspangler.com · 14/09/2026
Vote as early as you can. In person if you can. Be freakin’ obnoxious about spreading this message.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 13/09/2026
finally finished watching the good place and having all the feelings. what a wonderful show.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 12/09/2026
25 years ago today, we were hosting an exchange student. he went to school, and we were home on our day off having coffee and reading the paper. until our exchange student's girlfriend called from sweden, worried about him. so that's how we found out (they're married with two adorable kids now lol)
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 09/09/2026
every post i've seen about all the problems with the anthropic settlement makes it even more clear to me just how little the ai tech folk understand about writing and publishing in general. like, astounding ignorance of a process they think their tech can be useful to and constantly push it as such.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 09/09/2026
*checks watch* *does not see watch* either it's starting to work, or i don't actually wear a watch, who can know for sure
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 09/09/2026
the fun never ends when you have cats. i got to rescue a tiny mouse and deliver it to freedom outside. i figure it's chances are better in nature than cornered at the bottom of the stairs by two mighty (?) hunters
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 06/09/2026
i've been absolutely bombarded by email from my dead brother-in-law in the last few weeks. it's super upsetting getting messages that sound like him, asking if i remember the good times in the attached pics (which i know is a scam link and don't click) from beyond the grave. fuck off, ai scammers
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 06/09/2026
i was knitting a temperature scarf (daily color stripes based on temp) back in 2022. i recorded daily temps for the whole year, but never finished knitting. i do a day or two every few months before forgetting it again. only now i'm doing THIS WEEK from 4 years ago...
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 04/09/2026
guess where i've lived for the last ~32 years (and before that the southern tip of florida/new england). i guess i've fully assimilated to dc tho :'D
Map of the US titled Your dialect map. Redder areas are more like you, bluer areas least. It says I talk most like someone from washington, dc, about 57% of my answers match a typical resident. it's also red through new england and south florida while most of the rest of the map is blue
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 04/09/2026
it's been dry and sunny all day. until 15 minutes before i have to leave the house. now it's thundering like the End Times and pounding rain, so i'm sure i'm gonna have fun going Out There (ftr: it's scheduled to stop raining about when i'm due back home, so that's all super convenient!)
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 01/09/2026
oh, hello randomly arrived late night thousand new words in the document! nice to meet you! good night words, good work, sleep well. i'll most likely kill you in the morning. but it's good to know you're there for now
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Mineral Cup & Ore Cup @mineralcup.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Who do you think will win #MinCup26? Drop in a practice vote to make your predictions (and help us spot bugs in the backend before Mineral Cup begins!): www.mineralcup.org/2026/vote-re...
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Mineral Cup 2026 — Mineral Cup & Ore Cup
Vote and check results for Mineral Cup 2026
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 31/08/2026
me just now, trying to photograph the cat, who was being adorable, but noticed me paying attention and walked over to visit: YOU MOVED. i was taking a picture because you were being cute, and you're just not cute anymore cat looks even more irritated with me than usual now
virgil, sitting right up in my business, looking at me like he's even more disappointed in me than usual
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 30/08/2026
trying not to succumb to the stupid mean part of my brain that's trying to convince me there's something urgent i'm forgetting to do, because there isn't, and i actually did everything it's possible to handle from today's to do list. *proceeds to clobbering the mean brain part with alcohol*
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Ness 🎃🇨🇦 @vriccithode.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
overwhelmed by the options in the narratess sale? looking to support creators on itch? check out the chill fantasy bundle and get 31 books for $65! 🌈📚️ #booksky #IndieAugust #NarratessIndieSale itch.io/b/3866/narra...
Indie Book Sale
Fantasy SciFi and Horror
29-31 August 2026

Fantasy - Chill Bundle

31 books for $65

The Ballad of Alchemy and Steel by A.J. Calvin
Hunt Monsters, Do Magic, and Fall in Love by A.M. Weald
Why Odin Drinks by Bjørn Larssen
Painted Flock by Claudie Arseneault
An Uncommon Curse by Devan Barlow
Written in Water by Elizabeth Schechter
Solving for X by Ellie Lieberman
Blood Dhampir by H.S. Kallinger
First Snow by Jake Vanguard
Getting Lucky by Jessica Olin
The Witch and the Ostrich by Jordan A. Werner
Blind the Eyes by K.A. Wiggins
Riyati Rivals by Kai Zeal
The Last Speaker by Lee Burton
A Study on Magic and Crystals by May Barros
Dame Ophis by Merlina Garance
Broken Sky by Morgan K. Bell
Tales of Yamato by Odessa Silver
A Light for the Dead to Follow by Rebecca Crunden
When Yesterday Ends by S. Jean
Touched by Sage T. Greene
Junk Junction by Sara Codair
The Hand That Feeds by Sass Everett
In My Time of Dying by Sherrie A. Bakelar
Merman's Delight by Skyler Nightshade
What May Rise From the Ashes by Susanne Schmidt
Lambent by T.D. Cloud
Structural Integrity by Tabitha O'Connell
Soultaming the Serpent by Tar Atore
Tales of Lunis Aquaria: Volume II by Tessa Hastjarjanto
The Dragon Next Door by Vanessa Ricci-Thode.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 28/08/2026
at least i think i figured out why my moon photos suck tonight... there's still a lot of thin cloud cover, so it's acting like a hazy filter my phone camera is failing to pierce properly. i shoulda got out the Good Camera. oh well, i'm sure everyone else got better pics for me to enjoy anyway :'D
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 28/08/2026
so the moon is reduced to basically a light toupee :'D
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 28/08/2026
the clouds unexpectedly cleared up enough to see the eclipse! first time i've seen Cool Space Events in ages! so it's the first reminder in a long, long time that i absolutely suck at photographing Cool Space Events!
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 26/08/2026
gonna prepare a sacred offering 💖
a box if duncan hines brand dolly parton’s star spangled sugar cookie box mix doolly os on the box in divine cartoon form. it’s obvious that she still loves me
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Melinda Beatty @melindabeatty.com · 26/08/2026
This week’s boards at @curiousiguana.com #ripdolly
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 26/08/2026
after playing this, both my cats are staring at me like i have the distressed kitten and am choosing to withhold it from them :'D
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Evening folks: These two cats still need someone wonderful to give them a home. If it's not you, it might be someone you know, so *please* spread the word.
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Paul and Storm @paulandstorm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
[P] Even ignoring her tremendous contributions to music and entertainment, just spend a few going through at the "Philanthropy" section of her wiki. *That* is how to live a life. RIP to a genuine American treasure. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_P...
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Dolly Parton - Wikipedia
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 25/08/2026
so anyone else on board for driving all republicans out of polite society? can we at least stop pretending that they just have slightly different opinions about how things should be run, and face the reality that they're just toddler tantruming bigots who hate everything?
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 25/08/2026
*wakes up and looks at today's news* *yells for 25 minutes* can we go one single day without achieving some new level of abject stupidity and international humiliation? is there one single fucking grownup in a position of power willing to actually do something about this shit yet?
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Shecky @shecky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
UPDATE: Yes, their owner passed away Thursday. We're taking them in today, but as I said, that CAN'T be permanent; they NEED a HOME NOW. We're willing to drive pretty much anywhere in the Northeast for the right adopter. We're begging.
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Aaron Huertas @aaronhuertas.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Every subsequent U.S. president who tries to do a modicum of good via foreign policy or trade is going to be sitting across from someone thinking yeah sure, okay, but what about the next guy. Absent political reforms, tribunals and truth and reconciliation, that credibility is gone forever.
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Miranda Horner @mirandahorner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Please, someone in the NYC area who is currently being ignored by the cat distribution system, take a look. Or share with folks who are being ignored.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 22/08/2026
i have baked some blubbery mufflings
a tray of fresh baked blueberry muffins on a cooling rack. the tops are slightly crack and dusted with cinnamon sugar. my kitchen smells amazing
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 21/08/2026
spork has just been sitting like this for half an hour now
grey tabby cat sitting up like a little guy, back legs akimbo and hunched down over his lil pooched belly. he might be slightly disgruntled or maybe just a bit confused, but he’s definitely relaxed
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh hello there. Who's in Men's Health today with an essay about kids and AI? It's me! Also, that art! www.menshealth.com/trending-new...
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The AI Revolution Is Coming for Kids. But Maybe It’s the Parents We Need to Worry About More.
“When I’m online, it’s not kids sharing all the slop. It’s my generation,” writes author Chuck Wendig.
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mittens @mittensmorgul.com · 18/08/2026
re: earlier Cat Laws discourse, my personal preference in displaying their combed out fur to my cats is to remind them that if i'm coming it out, that only means they don't have to lick it off and then hock up furballs. i think we all agree this is preferable.
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