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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 26/03/2026

Watching the Ireland v Czechia match on Amazon and I never knew they don't have pundits on during half time. It's just replays and crowd noise, it's so weird

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 26/03/2026

For the first time in ages, I've ordered three things from the US since January. The first never made it onto the plane. The second was delivered successfully The third has been with the courier in the UK for nearly a week and looks like it might also be lost. Is post from the US always this bad??

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 17/02/2026

Happy pancake Day to all who celebrate

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 08/02/2026

Avoiding eye contact on the tube and noticed the person standing next to me was wearing lattice shoes. No shade on them, but I couldn't wear those without being constantly anxious of something jabbing me in the foot

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 08/02/2026

Heading outon the train today so I've got headphones on and I'm listening to some random playlist on Spotify. A beat starts playing, someone is singing in Latin and it hits me... Someone has remixed the Gladiator soundtrack. Not only that, but - spoiler alert - it's the bit where he fucking dies

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 30/01/2026

Pot Noodle comes in paper cups now. Thanks, I hate it

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 08/12/2024

You know what really boils my piss? The pissboiler2000 from JML.

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 02/07/2025

Buona mattina from southern Italy. So how was my first sleeper train? Well, imagine a small, basic hotel room a little less comfortable than your bed at home. Now imagine your hotel room is nearly an hour late and has to make up the time. I'll reserve judgement until I've been on a few more of them

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 01/07/2025

It's a bright, sunny morning in St Pancras and I'm up to my usual shenanigans again

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 21/06/2025

NEW PARENTS: If you name your child Kendall, people will think you've named them after Kendall Jenner. This is easily avoided by giving them the middle names Mint Cake

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 16/06/2025

They know. There's no way they don't know

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 04/06/2025

Does anybody know what time the shops/cafe after passport control in St Pancras opens? They're not even labelled on the station map

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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

DUCK AT THE POOL

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 23/05/2025

Yes it's AI slop, but look at it's widdle face

an AI generated image of a pine marten wearing Dr Marten boots

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 22/04/2025

Am I going mad, or is there no UK website for Toblerone? .com and .co.uk both redirect to their instagram

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 22/04/2025

I think I preferred it when there were cubicles

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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Everyone needs a hobby. My friend's hobby is trawling through Spotify looking for publicly editable "Sex playlists". Then he adds Yakety Sax (also known as the Benny Hill theme) somewhere in the middle. Not my fess, definitely posting for a friend.

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 08/03/2025

Walking through my train and there's a Chekhov branded vodka bottle discarded on the floor. Excited to see how it's used before the third act

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 06/03/2025

I've got a strong craving for a burrito right now but by the time I get off my train in an hour I will have forgotten all about it 😭

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 04/03/2025

Happy Pancake Day to all who celebrate

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Hastings Diesels Ltd @hastingsdiesels.co.uk · 15/02/2025

👀 New railtour alert! Introducing our East West DEMU railtour, to Didcot, Oxford, Bicester Village and Milton Keynes. This trip will traverse the 19-mile section of former Varsity Line which East West Rail is opening this year. 📅 Saturday 5 April 2025 ℹ️ www.hastingsdiesels.co.uk/railtours/#e...

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Hastings Diesels Limited – Railtours

Hastings Diesels Limited's objective is the preservation and restoration to main-line running of ex-Southern Region DEMU rolling stock…

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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/02/2025

Ayo what the fuck #severance

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dan @danabra.mov · 08/02/2025

last severance episode confirms nobody fucks with the jesus

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 16/01/2025

Look, I understand some places charge tourists extra for taxis, but £9 quintillion to go to the airport and back is a bit much

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 15/01/2025

Booking hotels through an app just feels wrong. That needs the big internet

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 10/01/2025

More certain by the day that the "ice melt" they have station staff spreading on the platforms is just smelling salts. Can't change ends at some stations without wincing at the smell of ammonia

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 01/01/2025

Moved home just before Christmas. Closer to work and family, yadda yadda Most importantly I can order from the Indian restaurant we used to use and it is every bit as good as I remember it 🥰

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 24/12/2024

It is SUPER foggy out this morning

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 18/12/2024

I've bought a 7 day interrail pass to use next July Now I just need to figure out where I actually want to go

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 15/12/2024

Just gone past a lorry on the motorway with a big "Like us on Facebook" decal on the back of the trailer and the sides of the cab... But no company name or logos anywhere

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 15/12/2024

15 days in and I'm off to Whamhalla #Whamageddon

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Sean Leahy @thepunningman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Waiter: “Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?” Me: “Yes please” Waiter: [clears throat] “THIS TOWN, AHH AHHH, IS COMIN’ LIKE A GHOST TOWN”

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 08/12/2024

Day 2 of 8 is starting off well

A hand holding a "Pocket Coffee Espresso".
Pocket Coffee is an individually wrapped chocolate filled with a liquid shot of espresso

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 07/12/2024

My cheese advent calendar has just arrived. Guess who's eating six days worth of cheese in one go

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Jason @longwall26.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

If a deadly alligator appears in the instant after you tell your friends you’ll see them later there is literally no way to warn them

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 01/12/2024

First day back off leave and the Christmas jumper has come straight out

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 01/12/2024

🚨 WHAMAGEDDON BEGINS TODAY 🚨

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 30/11/2024

I tried to say YTRÄIROM out loud and I think I've accidentally summoned Beelzebub.

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 28/11/2024

I do not need a Big Mac varsity jacket

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 22/11/2024

Hard to believe Bon Jovi is 120 years old! He's looking good for his age

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 22/11/2024

Went to visit the opticians today to be fitted for contact lenses so I can pick up snazzy sunglasses on a whim. I. Could. Not. Get. Them. In Now they've given me some videos to watch before I go back next week. They've given me homework!!1! 😂

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 20/11/2024

It's a cruel irony that McDonald's have Christmas jumpers for 30k reward points, but they don't do then in the size I'd like I wanted a larger size because I've eaten enough McDonald's to have 30k reward points 😂

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Glenn Moore @thenewsatglenn.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

Bolognese are coming Bolognese are coming

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Mitchel Moriarty @mitchelmor.uk · 18/11/2024

We have electrified a lower proportion of our railways than North Korea!? www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeau...

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