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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

considering a life pivot thanks to Nextdoor

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

but now where will all my Monster Energy Drinks go

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Muscular Christianity, starring a bunch of Ned Flanders looking dork asses who you'd never allow alone with your children.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

scorching hot take no one wants to hear: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys was the the first emo album ever.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*sends top tier emoji to my spouse after I've eaten a burrito.* Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

looks like cheap potash is back on the menu, boys! *whispering*......what the fuck is potash

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

well, at least his quote is easy to read and he doesn't look at all like Beetlejuice

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

playing with one of my all-time favorite Bay Area punk rock bands, in the final week of shows happening at Bottom of the Hill ever. This is gonna riiiiiip.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

me in my skinny jeans when I hear the ice cream truck coming round the corner

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*nodding wisely* I know exactly what this means, and it undoubtedly means great things are ahead.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm not political! *proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025

casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wife: So how was boy's night? Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just saw a couple walking hand in hand where the guy was in military fatigues and the woman was in a shirt that said “YOU CALL IT AUTISM, I CALL IT HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME”

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

somebody posted a shitty Charlie Kirk memorial post on a work Slack channel that goes to 14,000+ people. And it's hilarious: three white/kind of yellow-skinned prayer emojis, and then dozens of thumbs down with every emoji skin color on the rainbow. We live in a society.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

last week I got into a Lyft and at the same millisecond that I shut my door, the opening notes of 'American Idiot' began to play, like the driver had queued it up for me. I wasn't sure how offended I should have been, or what exact commentary this man was making.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

if I wanted a weird little girl to vie for my attention and fuck up my desktop by being annoying, I'd hand my laptop to my four year old daughter.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

she is the final boss of LinkedIn

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Sweet little grandmother: So I hear you have a band! The singer of Rectal Smegma: ........... yes.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

this meeting could have been a *jumps through the glass of a third story window*

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

my band put out an album in May 2020, and in support of it we were supposed to play 2 different shows at my favorite venue in SF, the Great American Music Hall—one supporting Bad Religion, another supporting Propagandhi. Then COVID destroyed all my dreams and I'm still not over it.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

very cool that looking at any website on your phone these days is a mix of Whack-A-Mole, links moving right before you can click them to make room for more ads, and just generalized mental torture.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

today I learned there's a band named Rectal Smegma. Have fun talking about your band with literally anyone you meet, my dudes!

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

every 12 year old at guitar center

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

it's so sick that Trump has a Gollum.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

working in tech in 2026 is so awesome. Just a constant case of "too many cooks in the kitchen, and the cooks are all on fire".

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

when you come back from a week and a half in Europe, and open your work email to an avalanche of all the shit you'd willfully and gratefully forgotten about

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

just got back from a whirlwind week of playing festivals in Europe with Western Addiction. Here's a killer video of us opening the main stage at Punk Rock Holiday in Slovenia.

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WESTERN ADDICTION Live at PRH2.6

YouTube video by Punk Rock Holiday

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🩷 @shimapanacea.itch.io · 03/08/2026

im fucking crying pls just watch this

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

New York hardcore is overrated as fuck and west coast hardcore kicks the shit out of it.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

opening Claude Code and prompting it with "Sex gifs"

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

man I only just learned a few days ago who the hell Haley Stevens is, and now every time I look at her I just see the weird little goblin guy in the toilet from the cover of the movie Ghoulies.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

whoa they weren't lying, this new Strokes album sucks ass!

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

everyone thinks it's drugs and groupies backstage at the rock n' roll show, but this is the reality.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

everyone thinks it's drugs and groupies backstage at the rock n' roll show, but this is the reality.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Draymond Green is somewhere physically abusing a pillow right now.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

sometimes Facebook AI grandma slop just makes you chuckle.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

first concert: Squirrel Nut Zippers (lol) last concert: Agent Orange and the Drowns next concert: My own band in Oakland on Friday! seen most: My friends' bands. Nothington (when I wasn't playing with them). Dead to Me. Swingin Utters. haven't seen but want to: Paul McCartney while he's still alive

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Just finished a first draft of a novel I've been working on for about 6 months. 95,000 words. Feels good!

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