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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

considering a life pivot thanks to Nextdoor

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

his slur is getting worse by the day too

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

maybe he was in a hurry to the restroom to wash all that sand out of his dick

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

but now where will all my Monster Energy Drinks go

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Muscular Christianity, starring a bunch of Ned Flanders looking dork asses who you'd never allow alone with your children.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Something nefarious about Blippi. We're more of a Danny Go! household these days.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

if Breaking Bad is junk food, then what the hell are shows like 9-1-1 and The Good Doctor? Edible styrofoam?

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

scorching hot take no one wants to hear: Pet Sounds by the Beach Boys was the the first emo album ever.

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

found a new type of guy

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AITA for correcting my girlfriend's family every time they mispronounce my turtle's name?
I have a turtle named Geoff. Yes I know Geoff is normally pronounced Jeff. His isnt. My girlfriend's family knows this and still calls him Jeff basically every time his name comes up.
His name starts with /dz/ instead of the normal American English J sound /d3/. So regular Geoff/Jeff is roughly /dzef/ and his is /dzef/. They are similar but they are NOT the same consonant. /d3/ is a voiced postalveolar affricate and /dz/ is a voiced retroflex affricate. Basically you make the beginning of "Jeff" with the tongue farther back/retracted, which gives it a harder, deeper "dzh" sound.
I'm really into etymology and historical linguistics so the spelling was intentional too. Geoff is already a weird spelling from a modern English perspective because gives you basically no reason to predict /dzef/ unless you already know the name. Obviously I am NOT claiming medieval Geoffrey was pronounced / dzef/. I

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I had the same thing happen to me, a lot of weird health issues over several years, until I recently went gluten free. Feel way better now!

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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026

impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

there better be one hell of a sexy Gremlin in this

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

*sends top tier emoji to my spouse after I've eaten a burrito.* Some weird Republican: I am so afraid to be alive right now

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Gives the term "Chief of Staff" a whole new meaning.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

looks like cheap potash is back on the menu, boys! *whispering*......what the fuck is potash

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

jesus christ these losers suck at everything

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

well, at least his quote is easy to read and he doesn't look at all like Beetlejuice

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

playing with one of my all-time favorite Bay Area punk rock bands, in the final week of shows happening at Bottom of the Hill ever. This is gonna riiiiiip.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

how you like the new Chat Pile? It's getting rave reviews but it's a slow grower for me... I loved Cool World immediately.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

me in my skinny jeans when I hear the ice cream truck coming round the corner

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

*nodding wisely* I know exactly what this means, and it undoubtedly means great things are ahead.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I'm not political! *proceeds to be boiled alive by the political things I've done*

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ceej @ceej.online · 02/04/2025

casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

my god, I've seen that "so happy to be sitting in the front seat of a car with the window rolled down" look before. They kept him alive by transplanting a golden retriever brain.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

another useful thing that died in that regard: bands thanking other bands in the liner notes. It was a goldmine back in the day.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Wife: So how was boy's night? Me: Oh you know.............. incandescent.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

We already have something that can't write novels, direct movies, or make good posts...... and that's ME.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

damn for a second I thought that was Detective Crashmore

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Just saw a couple walking hand in hand where the guy was in military fatigues and the woman was in a shirt that said “YOU CALL IT AUTISM, I CALL IT HAVING THAT DAWG IN ME”

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

and now people are commenting with opposing, multi-bulleted AI-generated essays about how Charlie Kirk was good/bad. Treating a corporate Slack thread like it's Facebook. The future rules!

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Lindsay Graham havin FOMO in heaven

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

*looking up "semen" in the thesaurus* yeah, I think we've got options.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

somebody posted a shitty Charlie Kirk memorial post on a work Slack channel that goes to 14,000+ people. And it's hilarious: three white/kind of yellow-skinned prayer emojis, and then dozens of thumbs down with every emoji skin color on the rainbow. We live in a society.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I love how the opening shot is edited to make it look like Tucker and the guy have their arms locked like little boys making a pact to stay friends forever and ever.

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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It's gonna take a very real catastrophe for any type of reining in to happen.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

*the movie-going public shows a clear desire for original and exciting movies created by young, fresh voices* Executive: The kids yearn for...... GET SMART

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

last week I got into a Lyft and at the same millisecond that I shut my door, the opening notes of 'American Idiot' began to play, like the driver had queued it up for me. I wasn't sure how offended I should have been, or what exact commentary this man was making.

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MITCHELL T @mitchelltrips.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

if I wanted a weird little girl to vie for my attention and fuck up my desktop by being annoying, I'd hand my laptop to my four year old daughter.

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