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Mister Valiant

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Still offering 31 flavors of nerd, all day every day. Giant robots and TRPGs a specialty.

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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 3h
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 3h
Happy birthday!
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Nails the Tabaxi 🍉 @nailsthetabaxi.bsky.social · 3h
“The roadster could literally be a lifesaver in situations like these”
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Fuss @fusspot.rip · 5h
This was worth sitting and typing out the alt text. Even Cookie Monster gets that genAI is worthless.
A photograph of an article from The New Yorker magazine.

It is headed by a stylized illustration (by Luci Gutiérrez) of a nervous-looking Cookie Monster facing the viewer head-on and raising a circuitry-covered cookie to his open mouth.

TEXT: Me resident cookie expert on Sesame Street, so me responsible for telling everyone about cookie—how to eat cookie, how to make cookie, and, most important, how to slow down and enjoy cookie. But then me get new boss, Matt.

Matt here to “implement technological solutions that improve productivity.” Me don’t understand. So me ask Big Bird for translation. Big Bird say this mean Cookie Monster has to use A.I. for cookie work now.

Me confused. Me know cookie inside and out! Me never get complaint about cookie duties before. Now me not enough? Me spiral.

So me talk to Elmo. Elmo say not to worry because me cookie experience still very valuable. Elmo also remind Cookie Monster that me always have good cookie idea, like making chocolate cookie, or coconut cookie, or oatmeal cookie, or tiny cookie, or macaroon. Wow! Me making me hungry. Me feel better now.

Next day, me record episode of weekly cooking show with Grover. In episode, me eat VERY BIG cookie. Everyone laugh. Me proud!

Then Matt ask why me not using A.I. to write script for cooking show. Matt say A.I. smarter and faster than Cookie Monster. Me explain that me already cookie expert, and me always done good job of bringing joy of cookies to everybody. But Matt say that if me no use A.I., me fired. Me panic!

So, me try it. Me tell A.I.: “Write about cookies.”

“When it comes to cookies, it’s not about the taste—it’s about the experience.”

What this mean? Taste of cookie very important to cookie experience. Me frustrated. Why Matt say robot would be good at cookie?

But me try again. This time, me tell A.I.: “Write about cookies passionately!

“Some people only eat cookies on the weekends. I eat cookies all day long. Because the cookie grind never stops. Agree?”The same article, continued from the previous image.

TEXT:  Me horrified. Me have unique voice. And now me sound like not me. Now me sound like Matt on LinkedIn

Me sad after doing this, so me eat cookie in bed.

Next morning, me tell Matt that A.I. not good at cookies. Matt say that not true. He say me need better “A.I. skills.”

Me not sure about that. But me do need job. Me dream of free cookie for everyone! Just a dream, though. Me still have to pay for everything. Cookies. Doctor. Everything.

So me take online course. Me even subscribe to e-mail newsletter, so me can get free e-book called “50 A.I. Prompts to Succeed in Modern Business.” But now me even more confused about “skills” part. Is me missing something?

Me need to prompt A.I. Me get that part. For example, me told A.I.: “Give me yummy cookie recipe!” But recipe me got was not yummy. A.I. say to set oven to 475 degrees. That’s way too hot for cookies!

“You’re right for calling that out. That’s way too hot for cookies.”

Me know! So now me spend more time fixing cookie recipe. How this make Cookie Monster more productive? This only make Cookie Monster more sad.

Later that day, Matt invite whole team to town hall about “exciting A.I. revolution.” Me surprised during Q&A to hear Oscar say, “You’re not just a boss—you’re a visionary!” Oscar supposed to be grouch. Now he suck-up.

Afterward, me try to log in to laptop. But me locked out! Turns out, me fired along with whole team. Except Oscar, who is new “Vice President of A.I. Integration.” Me check LinkedIn and see that Oscar change bio to “Prompt Engineer & AI Optimist.” Then me puke.

Me sometimes think me went all in on wrong thing. Instead of cookie, maybe me should’ve studied business management, like Matt. Me would still have job. But then me would have to fire everyone. And me would never do that. Because me Cookie Monster, not actual monster.

THE NEW YORKER, OCTOBER 5, 2026
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Hey Mickey @heymickey.bsky.social · 5h
Mech Fans Toys Blitzwing! Poor Blitzy just cant catch a break. While this is probably they best attempt at BW I've handled, it feels incredibly fragile. The plastic *wants* to snap. Otherwise, I like it. Good transformation, good poseability. Overall, 7/10? Definite flaws, but I'm happy to have it.
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Autumn af
A Scottish garden in autumn colours
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 10h
Indie authors I will draw your book cover for only 200 usd. Give me two months. Opt out the ai. Earn more audience trust. Give a boy from the global south a job. Feed my family.
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m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
audiophiles are like i came as soon as i heard
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 13h
Legitimately creepy. Funny as hell that you just put the lid back on.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 14h
Cuuuuuuute. And a very good shot!
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 15h
Space Dad!
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 15h
The cab!
One of the Primiest Prime cabs I've ever seen.Even looks great from the back: no real holes, everything nice and smooth, even has the brake and tail lights.This trailer hitch.
Let's talk about this trailer hitch. 
As you can see, it's a separate piece, so you can actually choose to have the smooth cab back or the more "realistic" one with it attached. It's pretty secure once it's on there. Much like the spare tire for Swindle from their Combatacon set, this isn't just window dressing, this serves to make the connection a lot more solid than you'd expect.
Now here's the thing: the trailer only goes into the hitch one way, and it's *backwards.* You actually have to untab the top sections of the blue parts and angle them in order to give the trailer clearance, swing the trailer around 180 degrees, and then re-tab the truck back together. It's a pain in the ass until you figure out how to do it, and then it's really not so bad. But as weird as that is, it means that that trailer ain't going NOWHERE unless you really want it to. You don't have to worry about it staying connected during play or if you're trying to do a tricky camera shot or whatever.For convenience, it stores under the trailer as well, which is a fantastic place for it IMO. This one comes with a lot of bits and parts, but this one is pretty crucial, so I like that it has a designated spot.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16h
The trailer!
It's a pretty decent trailer. Does all the trailer things. Has stands in the front, the swing-out blue supports, it opens up and the sides actually rest on them this time. Roller and the big blue repair attack drone thing. All the stuff we've come to expect, all done extremely well. With the added bonus of...Roller's siren thingy in the back flips over to provide a peg capable of carrying Prime's rifle, and the drone thingy pops out and can deploy some flip-up wheels to cart itself around as well! It can even swing the claw underneath itself like the old toys, the blaster barrels extend, and the claw actually opens and closes this time! The previous MS one didn't do this. It's the little things that mean so much, y'know? This is play value. These are things I actually want to play with. This is the stuff that makes a good toy.The trailer seems kinda slim, but it can actually fit a surprising variety of Newage or Magic Square vehicles through the doorway. Extra points there for sure.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16h
"'Cause we got a little ol' convoy, rockin' through the night / Yeah we got a little ol' convoy, ain't she a beautiful sight?" It's that time again: I'm bored and you're getting pictures of plastic robots. Deal. #toyphotography #transformers #deskbot
Magic Square Light of Victory, aka their take on Optimus Prime, version 2. Ish. There are a lot of these and it's easy to get them mixed up. But, for reals, this one kicks ass. It has elements of Newage, the previous MS Prime, and stuff all its own. Best of everything with only minor quibbles. The TLDR is that I love it, but let's take a closer look.
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Matches Malone 🦇 @neogotham2039.bsky.social · 20h
🕷️🕸️¡¡¡¡ #toyphotography
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🎃 Rik (but a bit spookier) 🎃 @slightlyonfire.bsky.social · 19h
The Finger Pop Fiend had never seen such bullshit
A Kenner The Real Ghostbusters Finger Pop Fiend. It looks cheesed off and exhausted with life (well, death). Same, Finger Pop, same
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20h
Grandpa Simpson telling Homer a story
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Apostate Makes @apostate-makes.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
It's been a hell of a year of not painting much, but I will repost in fact THAT skeleton.
JLuna3D's Doot skeleton model, painted with extra skulls on an earthy terrain and a green glowing skull blasting out of the trumpet.
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💜BooplaBoop💜 @booplaboop.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you. #Transformers #TransformersBumblebee #ActionFigure #ToyPhotography #Photography
Legacy Origins Bumblebee laying in a seemingly endless bed of pretty white flowers. The scene excudes a serenity and calm, which Bee probably needs after his repeated misfortunes in Skybound.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 20h
HUMAN ARTISTS, use only one piece to convince people to follow you #transformers #toyphotography #deskbot #actionfigure
RID2001 Optimus Prime, aka Fire Convoy, strides through flames in Super Mode to come to the rescue.
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🪦Emi🇦🇷 @emi56y.bsky.social · 22h
Soundwave looks really cute in this position, one more profile picture #Soundwave #toyphotography #transformers
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VR @venomraptor.bsky.social · 21h
Sweet treats. #Polynian #ShamrockTear #PolynianShamrock #PolynianMachaon #DaibadiProduction #ActionFigures #actionfigurephotography #toys #toyphotography #toypics
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FASTER ◇ TERROR-PIN 👻 @machturtl.wearybones.rest · 22h
🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 22h
No wonder!
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Cap'n Cupcake @maliceunchained.bsky.social · 23h
An attempt was made. #Transformers #ToyPhotography
An action figure of Marvel's Hallow's Eve - a woman in a black and orange Halloween-styled outfit, with hood and ragged cape - posed to appear to be riding Transformers Animated Stealth Prowl - a sleek black and gold motorcycle. Hallows Eve is sis a bit too big in scale to look right.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 22h
I sincerely hope this wasn't someone's introduction to this company's products because YEESH 😬
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 22h
Had this trouble once with a Bayverse Prime kit years ago. There are special tools you can get to help, but pins are absolutely a pain in the ass when they're the wrong way.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 22h
But wouldn't it be cool if this existed?? (give us money)
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 23h
Next I think was about a week at a outlet department store, and then a month for Fitbit tech support. Outlet store kept us working off the clock for no extra pay, Fitbit call center we were told on payday that our checks would be delayed by an additional two weeks.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 23h
Four hours for a trucking company. They told me I'd be doing office/clerical work. I showed up and they had nothing for me to do. By 11 I was changing outdoor lightbulbs on a ladder with no support, supervision, or safety gear. I don't know why I was even hired, they clearly did not want or need me.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 23h
youtu.be/_YdBsF8sagQ?...
youtu.be
Rick Derringer - Rock and Roll, Hoochie Koo (Official Audio)
YouTube video by LegacyRecordingsVEVO
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Why thank you!
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Some recent lucky finds
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Correct
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Sterner Stuff @sternerstufftoys.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"Whatsamatter Bludgeon? Not enjoying the ride?" (Wee little homage to my favourite panel from the Marvel comic) #trucktober #transformers #toyphotography tfwiki.net/wiki/File:Ta...
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Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Also the fine print is just laughter punctuated by things like "look at this idiot" and "I can't believe they're buying this"
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think they think it's a stepping stone. Like "okay so maybe it doesn't fly YET but look what we can do now and if you give us all your money we can make this a thing" followed by a book of fine print that no one bothers to read
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Liz 🏳️‍⚧️ @stellavolpe.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
omg, the new toyhax labels for the Scooby Doo crossover are GORGEOUS! #Transformers toyhax.com/for-crossove...
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Stickers & Labels for Collab Mysterious Prime - Toyhax - Reprolabels
Sticker & Label Upgrade Set for Transformers x Scooby Doo Collab Mysterious Prime – Toyhax – Reprolabels
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I get that. Especially with the holidays coming up. And it's also worth keeping in mind the price/availability difference in the Bruticus decos. I love my screen-accurate one, but in a vacuum I'd have preferred the gray chest. But that was a difference of $150 at the time on eBay! No way.
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Dan Williams 🌮 @videospacegames.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Bart Simpson saying "what an odd thing to say"
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
There are plenty of vids out there, but I'd be more than happy to do a photoshoot of V2 Optimus with review stuff in the alts like I've been doing, if you're interested or you think that'll help.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I got a Marvel Legends Captain America once that smelled like Chinese food for like half a year.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I think they think this is a step towards actually flying cars. They're pumping this up like it's going to be a thing that's happening in just a few years. Like most things from these douchebags, they're trying to trick people into giving them money by selling an idea that isn't feasible.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Also extremely pleased with the Combaticons. Deco versions aside, they're all pretty damn great. You can tell there's some evolution between them and the Technobots, similar engineering with some tweaks and improvements, but nothing that's going to sour the experience. All good choices IMO
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Tough call. I am *thoroughly* pleased with V2 Optimus, it really is the best of both worlds between V1 and NA. I think you'll really like him, you and I had very similar feelings about V1. Can't speak for the Dinobots yet, those are next on my list, after the holidays, I think.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Or water. Fucking WATER.
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Keith W. Dickinson @keithwdickinson.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Things that weren't in that "flying" car: A driver An engine A chassis Any significant weight whatsoever A magnet took it up that ramp. Compressed air slowed its fall, but it did fall. The compressed air was probably recharged by an external unit. That drag race was pure show.
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Mister Valiant @mistervaliant.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
O_o Holy shit!
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