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MisterJayEm

@misterjayem.bsky.social
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**FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY** Chicago's #1 Fan. Utility-Grade Content from Parts Unknown. Post-Hip/Pre-Retro. Avant-garbage. he/him 😷 middle-class/middle-aged/middle-brow

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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 2h
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 2h
Cold opening Scene: Superfans table at the bar. The camera slowly pans around the empty seats. Bartender comes over, without quietly wipes down the table. Looks up and directly into the camera: LIVE FROM NEW YORK -- IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10h
i've identified the Dockers store where Michael Tracy bought and then subsequently returned these pants after wearing them. i will be pursuing criminal prosecution.
Michael Tracey in a light blue sport coat and tan chinos.A close up of the chinos show the sizing sticker is still on the pants.
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LunaNuna @lunanuna.bsky.social · 4h
As someone who represented death row inmates in a state that abolished (DE), a state with a long moratorium (PA) and on the fed row (client received clemency from Biden), this bothsides argument is ridiculous. The difference in fates between an inmate in a Dem state & in a GOP state is stark.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 3h
"Nothing is fucked, Dude. You're being very unDude."
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T. Greg Doucette @gregdoucette.bsky.social · 5h
To the woman's credit: she defied the court and shared the footage anyway, which shows a state trooper blowing away two trained police dogs as they trotted to him, in response to an active break-in where the dogs were detaining the burglar Cops are great
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 5h
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Heidi Kitrosser @heidikitrosser.bsky.social · 5h
Destroying the country from within, for racism.
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Broken Historian @practicalnecromancy.com · 5h
One of my former students just witnessed this on Orange Line in the DC Metro - ICE/HSI abducting someone from the platform of Stadium-Armory. She was scared. She didn’t know what to do. She shouted “ICE is here!” to warn others. I’m proud she did that. And she bore witness.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 5h
"reduces moisture and odor"
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Jon Seidel @jonseidel.bsky.social · 5h
Ever since the "Broadview 6" scandal broke, much has been made of alleged misconduct by one federal prosecutor. Judge April Perry is going a different direction, testing claims made by U.S. Attorney Andrew Boutros and others. UPDATED from @chicago.suntimes.com: chicago.suntimes.com/crime/2026/1...
chicago.suntimes.com
'Broadview Six' judge testing claims made by Boutros, others in tainted case
It all lines up with U.S. District Judge April Perry’s insistence last week that her “sole focus … is on lack of candor, concealment of material facts, or other misconduct that occurred before me.” Sh...
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Arin Arcady @rnrkd.bsky.social · 5h
The French brought some Iroquois to Paris to meet Louis XV and the Iroquois kept asking the French why the poor people who were starving in the street didn't just gang up on the rich people and kill them
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 5h
He looked so different without that mustache.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 5h
Is it, tho? Half of all Chicagoans weren't even alive in 1986.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 6h
A better world is possible.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 6h
"Ow, my leg! I use that for racism!!"
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 6h
Tim Kennedy is scum. archive.ph/vpoEN
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 7h
e.g.
chicago.suntimes.com
STEINBERG: Mike Ditka is not a Chicagoan
Mike Ditka denies the essence of the city and has proved himself to be an enemy of minorities at every turn.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 7h
The Cedar is one of the finest venues in the United States of America.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 8h
MUCH more
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 12h
I wondered who Denny Hastert and Jim Bakker's third was...
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 23h
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 11h
I believe that James Langford may dance on and across those domains www.instagram.com/jameslangfor...
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 11h
*Knife boxing is illegal in all 50 states.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 12h
I wondered who Denny Hastert and Jim Bakker's third was...
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 12h
🚨 Writer / journalism folks, please share: Slate is hiring a staff writer jobs.lever.co/slate/61b849...
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Slate - Staff Writer
Slate is hiring a staff writer whose work will move across the magazine, with a home in the life section. We’re looking for a driven, creative reporter who finds unique ways to approach tricky questio...
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/10/2026
There should be a political party that wants to stop this and punish the people doing this
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think we both know Alas
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
theonion.com
DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Diana Moreno @dianaforqueens.com · 09/10/2026
Agents surrounded him and A 5-YEAR OLD CHILD in his car before firing multiple rounds. There is no reforming this barbarism. Abolish ICE is the bare fucking minimum.
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Boo-ly, Little Ghost Bull 👻🐮 @bullythelsb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I swear that anyone who posts video from this will be blocked.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why not??
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Abolish ICE, prosecute ICE. Every employee.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Literacy was a mistake.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FYI: PJM Interconnection LLC (PJM) is a regional transmission organization (RTO) in the United States. It is part of the Eastern Interconnection grid operating an electric transmission system serving all or parts of 13 states and D.C.
ISOs and RTOs of North America as of 2024
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The first one? Frikkin' brilliant.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you are capable of enjoying things that you don't entirely understand, then I strongly recommend for you the wild ride that we call Swan Boy.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Look, I get it. But also, I get it.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
JOSIE AND THE PUSSYCATS (2001)
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"But if we cut the goose open..."
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I will pray for you.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Correct
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Every time I read it, I think "This is so for me -- how can this possibly be for anybody else?"
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
He's strong to the finish, 'cause he eats hi— Damn, boy!
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Homer the Brave
Homer Simpson, fists clenched, stands above an unconscious Snake. Apu says, "Homer, you are so brave."
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
wired father = wire mother
X post from AI industry insider Alvin Sng :

My wife: Can you read our baby a book?
Me: I can just play an audiobook from my phone.
My wife: But then it won't be in your voice.
Me: I can train a voice model.
Parenting hits different when you work in Al.
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Dave Infante @dinfontay.com · 08/10/2026
SOURCE CALL: I'm looking to interview with folks who sold PBR (either as an employee of Pabst Brewing Co., or one of its distributors or retail accounts) in the early Aughts. If that's you or someone you know, please get in touch. Email dave@dinfontay.com or text dinfontay.11 on Signal.
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Introduce yourself as an anime character.
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Astro Boy Breaks Through Wall
Alt: Astro Boy casually strolls through a concrete barrier
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MisterJayEm @misterjayem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Exactly so. From taking credit for "discovering" the continent to taking credit for the fruits of Black labor to saving Europe in WWII (sorry, 20-30 million dead Russians) to infinite contemporary examples.
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