Sign in

Miss Chives 🐾

@misschives.bsky.social
196 followers 163 following 500 posts

Cat lover. Tea drinker. Star Trek devotee. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. Copywriter. Cricket fan. Bedfordian. Irish rugby supporter. Member of Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 The truth is out there.

PostsRepliesMedia
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes! Plus #Seymour’sSlop school meals at lunchtime #nzpol #votethemout
072
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The uncle at the family dinner that no one wants to sit next to #nzpol #votethemout www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Watch: Winston Peters sings Johnny Cash, complains about ‘woke’ station names at CRL opening
Winston Peters was among those celebrating the opening of the $5.5 billion City Rail Link - but there one was small detail he wasn’t thrilled about.
171
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy #Caturday. May your day be as blissful and calm as Mr Pumpkin Pie Pants’ 🧡🤍🐾 #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky #rescuecats
A lovely chonky ginger & white pusscat called Pumpkin is snoozing happily in his pumpkin-shaped bed
020
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“The United States was the only nation to vote against it…” But of course it was 🙄 #uspol #mapequality www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa's true size
The Togo-sponsored resolution was backed by 164 nations - the US the only nation to vote against it.
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
static.klipy.com
Simpsons: Crazy Cat Lady & Buster with Wine
ALT: Simpsons: Crazy Cat Lady & Buster with Wine
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excruciatingly accurate 👏🏻👏🏻 #nzpol #votethemout #onetermgovernment
041
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cast yourself as a villain
static.klipy.com
AHS Coven: Fiona Goode - Baddest Witch
ALT: AHS Coven: Fiona Goode - Baddest Witch
010
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
Danny Robins @dannyrobins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We’re interested in exploring some more unusual aspects of the paranormal in future #Uncanny programmes. So have you seen what you think is a troll or a goblin? A cryptid or a banshee? A fairy, werewolf or demon dog? Something even odder?! I want to hear about it. Email me: danny@dannyrobins.com 👻👽
13910
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Killers Fleetwood Mac Florence & The Machine Nanci Griffith Dolly Parton Hothouse Flowers Crowded House Pretenders Rag n Bone Man Simple Minds
041
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
❤️
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ffs 😫 #nzpol #votethemout
020
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Local Government Minister Simon Watts…confirmed the average amount households would save is only $34 a year.” Am I supposed to say thank you?! Our rates are currently $95+ per week. What possible benefit is this petty attack on local govt?? Ffs 🙄😒 #nzpol #votethemout www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Rates rises to be capped at 4 percent
The government is moving ahead with its plans to cap the amount councils can increase rates by to a maximum of 4 percent, but won't be able to pass the legislation until next term.
060
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Admittedly, I haven’t read the article. However, I note there is a cat in this photo 😆 #catsofbluesky www.bbc.com/future/artic...
bbc.com
I taught myself to wake up without an alarm in a week. Here's how it fixed my sleep
Ally Hirschlag discovers that waking up naturally can be surprisingly easy, if you take care of other sleep essentials.
020
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Perhaps #NZStuff readers were just having a laugh with this quiz question? But I love that 15% think this is Pete Hegseth 🤣 #uspol #mitchmcconnell
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Behold PM Luxon. Fires Penk because he was mean to him once. Doesn’t fire Winnie because he “only” insults normal Kiwis every f*cking week. Yup, feels par for the course. #nzpol #votethemout www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
rnz.co.nz
Chris Penk loses ministerial portfolios after Luxon leadership challenge
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has removed Chris Penk's ministerial portfolios.
0213
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“…doesn’t mean they can read or comprehend” - or care #nzpol #votethemout
0102
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
💯 What Richard says. #nzpol #votethemout
020
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
FFS 🤬 We can add animals to the list of things this govt hates, along with women, poor people, people of colour, people living with a disability… #nzpol #votethemout #coalitionofuttershite www.1news.co.nz/2026/07/29/g...
1news.co.nz
Govt stubs out backyard fireworks ban, animal welfare groups outraged
"This is a profoundly disappointing decision," says the SPCA.
2189
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Quelle surprise!" said no woman ever 🤬
static.klipy.com
Reaction Shocked
ALT: Reaction Shocked
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mr @rodemmerson.bsky.social nails it once again 👏🏻
010
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
Peter Breedveld @frontaalnaakt.nl · 18/07/2026
206101271852
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/07/2026
“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”
“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”
250299
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Was it the turd sandwich, the poopy nappy, the leaking sewage pipe or the used air sickness bag…? #nzpol #votethemout www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
stuff.co.nz
Who said it: Winston Peters, Paul Henry, Shane Jones or Michael Laws?
They are four of New Zealand’s most outspoken political and media figures.
3105
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ughhhhh, I knew that photo of Henry and Seymour reminded of something 🤢 #nzpol #votethemout
Paul Henry (on the left) shakes hand with David Seymour, who is sporting a freakishly childlike grin of over excitementtRump gives a thumbs up. Farage stands next to him, maniacally grinning like a manchild who's living his most amazing wet dream. Yuk yuk yuk
040
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
Paul_BarlowNZ @paulbarlownz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Looking for an appropriate way to honour Sam Neill? He hated NZ First opening up the country to mine it. Vote them out in November in his honour!
5475116
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Oh no 😢 This really hurts. Such a beautiful soul 💔 www.1news.co.nz/2026/07/13/k...
1news.co.nz
Kiwi screen legend Sam Neill dies, aged 78
News of the Jurassic Park star's death was confirmed on social media today.
020
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When I look at this “person”, that’s not the c-word I’m thinking of 😒 #nzpol #votethemout
A screenshot from Stuff. Headline: Don’t use the c-word. Why Health NZ doesn’t want staff shortages called a “crisis”. Underneath this is a phograph of Simeon Brown.
67323
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Caturday! May your weekend be as chilled and snuggly as Pumpkin’s and Gene’s 🧡🤍🤎🐾 #caturday #catsofbluesky #Burmesecatsofbluesky #gingercatsofbluesky
A beautiful ginger and white cat is snuggled up with a lovely brown Burmese. Their fluffy bed looks like a smiley green monster.
070
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why don’t you f*ck - and I cannot stress this enough - all the way off. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...
nzherald.co.nz
US Ambassador wants warships in NZ waters, jokes about using time machine to 'fix nuclear thing'
'I’d really like the opportunity to work with New Zealand on that exact topic'.
010
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
What an extraordinary headline. Would they not have bothered naming this gentleman if there’d only been minor tailbacks?? Wtf? www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/3610...
stuff.co.nz
Man who died in SH1 crash that caused major delays identified
A second person sustained critical injuries in the crash that left motorists stuck for hours.
110
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Don't usually post about work, but feel this is important. I was asked to write an opinion piece in response to RNZ's article about the proposed social enterprise café in Browns Bay. Hope this op-ed is useful and adds context. shorelines.co.nz/2026/06/22/c...
shorelines.co.nz
Compassion demands better questions
Compassion demands better questions Opinion by Lizzie Brandon The author has previously interviewed representatives of St Mary by the Sea and reported on the proposal for ShoreLines magazine. Last Fr...
100
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
❤️❤️❤️ Great news! Now looking forward to hearing how the NZ govt will be supporting Everlee and helping her seek reparations for this hideous experience #nzpol #everleeisfree #webworm
0172
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Where the hell is the support from NZ's govt? #justiceforeverlee #nzpol #onetermgovernment #votethemout
2186
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Truth 😕
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Kudos to the TVNZ Breakfast producer responsible for the ticker this morning. Nice placement of "Trump" next to "raw sewage discharge" #tvnz #trumpisacriminal
A screenshot of TVNZ's Breakfast programme at 6.39 am on 16 June. Tova O'Brien is presenting. The ticker says: "Trump arrives in France for G7 Summit. Raw sewage discharge..."
000
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
David Farrier @davidfarrier.com · 10/06/2026
a few hours ago, a judge in wisconsin ruled that everlee wihongi's 2014 marijuana charge has been vacated. this means ICE now have *zero* legal grounds to keep her detained. please RT, and thanks for carting about this story: www.webworm.co/hugewin/
webworm.co
A Huge Win For Everlee
David Farrier reports Everlee Wihongi's 2014 marijuana charge has been vacated and she may be freed from her ICE prison as early as next week.
10413187
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Just one of the four emails received yesterday from Number8 Bid auctions. There are FOURTEEN companies from all kinds of industries included in this one. Tell me again how this coalition government is great for business and the economy. #nzpol #onetermgovernment #votethemout #partyvotegreen
A screenshot of an email from number8 bid - a company that auctions off liquidated assets. There are 14 companies mentioned in this email from several different industries.
041
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
🩵💚
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This one hurts. My favourite librarian, always 😢 #RupertGiles #Buffy #RIP www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Anthony Head: Buffy and Ted Lasso actor dies at 72
The British actor, who also appeared in Merlin and Little Britain, died of complications from pneumonia.
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“A non-serious medical condition”. Looking much like Trump’s diseased hands. Another thing they have in common 🤔 #releasetheepsteinfiles #stopprotectingrapists www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...
stuff.co.nz
Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor pictured with bruised face
Former Duke of York’s facial swelling is not a cause for concern, says source
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Right wing politicians be like… #nzpol #onetermgovernment #votethemout #votegreen
static.klipy.com
Jackie Condon & Little Rascals Cover Ears
ALT: Jackie Condon & Little Rascals Cover Ears
1194
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Trump remains in 'exceptional health,' doctor says after president's check-up at Walter Reed. #farcical #trumpisarapist
Major Frank Burns of the 4077 MASH
000
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
White House: "President Trump remains in excellent health."
411090319
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
🍀🩵Cindy💙🍀 @cindyandrewsmcgraw.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
8045671063
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Regrettably (for several reasons), I understand that Brown Sauce are unavailable to play the #America250 concerts #SwapShop #Iwannabeawinner #Trumpisarapist
The sleeve of the single I Wanna Be A Winner by Brown Sauce. From the BBC TV Saturday morning show: Swap Shop.
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
That nice fellow from Insidious said he could bring his record player 👹 #America250concert #farce #trumpisarapist youtu.be/HOQBpA6vfXc?...
youtu.be
Tiptoe Through The Tulips With A Demon | Insidious | Creature Features
YouTube video by Creature Features
000
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
“She’s obviously had a difficult week, and we wish her all the best.” You smug, condescending prick 😡 #nzpol #onetermgovernment #votethemout www.1news.co.nz/2026/05/29/s...
1news.co.nz
'Same old cliche': Goldsmith brushes off Dame Lynda Topp's criticism
At the Aotearoa Music Awards last night, Dame Topp called out the lack of funding for music in the budget unveiled yesterday.
76611
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
On the nose, as always. (I can’t help but hear dear old Andrew Sachs as Mañuel delivering this line.) #nzpol #fawltytowers #flowerytwats #faultygovernment
192
Reposted by Miss Chives 🐾
Paulley Ticks @tomadelsbach.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
In honor of the true heroes on this Memorial Day, I fixed it. #DonaldTrump #MemorialDay
871213436311
Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The world lost one of its good ones today 😢 www.rnz.co.nz/life/people/...
rnz.co.nz
Topp Twin and comedy icon Jools Topp dies at age 68
Dame Jools Topp has died after living with breast cancer. As one half of the Topp Twins with her sister Lynda, Jools brought joy to generations of New Zealanders.
041