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Miss Chives 🐾

@misschives.bsky.social
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Cat lover. Tea drinker. Star Trek devotee. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Ally. Copywriter. Cricket fan. Bedfordian. Irish rugby supporter. Member of Green Party of Aotearoa New Zealand. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 The truth is out there.

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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
They’re in the same place as the 2,000+ nurses 😡
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jesus wept
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Apparently this guy is a great psychiatrist.
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Hannibal Lecter's Chilling Good Morning
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yes! Plus #Seymour’sSlop school meals at lunchtime #nzpol #votethemout
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Wonder how much more would’ve been saved if the coalition hadn’t ditched the clean car rebate. Grrrrr #nzpol #votethemout
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The uncle at the family dinner that no one wants to sit next to #nzpol #votethemout www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Watch: Winston Peters sings Johnny Cash, complains about ‘woke’ station names at CRL opening
Winston Peters was among those celebrating the opening of the $5.5 billion City Rail Link - but there one was small detail he wasn’t thrilled about.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ouch
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Happy #Caturday. May your day be as blissful and calm as Mr Pumpkin Pie Pants’ 🧡🤍🐾 #gingercats #gingercatsofbluesky #rescuecats
A lovely chonky ginger & white pusscat called Pumpkin is snoozing happily in his pumpkin-shaped bed
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“The United States was the only nation to vote against it…” But of course it was 🙄 #uspol #mapequality www.bbc.com/news/article...
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UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa's true size
The Togo-sponsored resolution was backed by 164 nations - the US the only nation to vote against it.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Advertise your Bluesky account with a Simpsons GIF
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Simpsons: Crazy Cat Lady & Buster with Wine
ALT: Simpsons: Crazy Cat Lady & Buster with Wine
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excruciatingly accurate 👏🏻👏🏻 #nzpol #votethemout #onetermgovernment
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Cast yourself as a villain
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AHS Coven: Fiona Goode - Baddest Witch
ALT: AHS Coven: Fiona Goode - Baddest Witch
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They should serve this stuff in the Beehive restaurant.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What a horrible person
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Danny Robins @dannyrobins.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
We’re interested in exploring some more unusual aspects of the paranormal in future #Uncanny programmes. So have you seen what you think is a troll or a goblin? A cryptid or a banshee? A fairy, werewolf or demon dog? Something even odder?! I want to hear about it. Email me: danny@dannyrobins.com 👻👽
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ooooh, I forgot INXS 😳
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Killers Fleetwood Mac Florence & The Machine Nanci Griffith Dolly Parton Hothouse Flowers Crowded House Pretenders Rag n Bone Man Simple Minds
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
❤️
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ffs 😫 #nzpol #votethemout
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“Local Government Minister Simon Watts…confirmed the average amount households would save is only $34 a year.” Am I supposed to say thank you?! Our rates are currently $95+ per week. What possible benefit is this petty attack on local govt?? Ffs 🙄😒 #nzpol #votethemout www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Rates rises to be capped at 4 percent
The government is moving ahead with its plans to cap the amount councils can increase rates by to a maximum of 4 percent, but won't be able to pass the legislation until next term.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Admittedly, I haven’t read the article. However, I note there is a cat in this photo 😆 #catsofbluesky www.bbc.com/future/artic...
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I taught myself to wake up without an alarm in a week. Here's how it fixed my sleep
Ally Hirschlag discovers that waking up naturally can be surprisingly easy, if you take care of other sleep essentials.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Nicely done (as always). Except that pack mules can be quite intelligent and affectionate. And I definitely don’t have an urge to scritch Goldsmith between the ears 😁
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Perhaps #NZStuff readers were just having a laugh with this quiz question? But I love that 15% think this is Pete Hegseth 🤣 #uspol #mitchmcconnell
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Behold PM Luxon. Fires Penk because he was mean to him once. Doesn’t fire Winnie because he “only” insults normal Kiwis every f*cking week. Yup, feels par for the course. #nzpol #votethemout www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...
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Chris Penk loses ministerial portfolios after Luxon leadership challenge
Prime Minister Christopher Luxon has removed Chris Penk's ministerial portfolios.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You beat me to it 😆
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Excited for series 6 🥰 Furry office helpers are the best. Sadly, on occasion, Ragnar finds my work boring. #catsofbluesky #uncanny
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Melbourne Old Gaol is worth a visit. Really atmospheric. And a drive around Mornington Peninsula (and its wineries) is lovely. Have a fab time ☺️
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Such diplomacy, such panache 😆
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Brooklyn Nine Nine: Gina Linetti's Iconic Line
ALT: Brooklyn Nine Nine: Gina Linetti's Iconic Line
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Forgot to change ChatGPT’s default language when asking it for the headlines 🙄
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Excellent, as always
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
“…doesn’t mean they can read or comprehend” - or care #nzpol #votethemout
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
💯 What Richard says. #nzpol #votethemout
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
FFS 🤬 We can add animals to the list of things this govt hates, along with women, poor people, people of colour, people living with a disability… #nzpol #votethemout #coalitionofuttershite www.1news.co.nz/2026/07/29/g...
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Govt stubs out backyard fireworks ban, animal welfare groups outraged
"This is a profoundly disappointing decision," says the SPCA.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
If only 🙄
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Quelle surprise!" said no woman ever 🤬
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Reaction Shocked
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Mr @rodemmerson.bsky.social nails it once again 👏🏻
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Bravo, sir
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The Office Michael Scott Clapping
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Off to Reality Check Radio next?
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t feel you need to say sorry. It’s hard not to react to this and, sadly, it’s not a one-off. It’s part of a daily bombardment 😣
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Gammon at its “finest” 😒
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Peter Breedveld @frontaalnaakt.nl · 18/07/2026
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 16/07/2026
“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”
“I lift, you grab. … Was that concept just a little too complex, Carl?”
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
😢
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🤣
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Sadly, I don’t believe those descriptions are mutually exclusive.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Was it the turd sandwich, the poopy nappy, the leaking sewage pipe or the used air sickness bag…? #nzpol #votethemout www.stuff.co.nz/politics/361...
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Who said it: Winston Peters, Paul Henry, Shane Jones or Michael Laws?
They are four of New Zealand’s most outspoken political and media figures.
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Ughhhhh, I knew that photo of Henry and Seymour reminded of something 🤢 #nzpol #votethemout
Paul Henry (on the left) shakes hand with David Seymour, who is sporting a freakishly childlike grin of over excitementtRump gives a thumbs up. Farage stands next to him, maniacally grinning like a manchild who's living his most amazing wet dream. Yuk yuk yuk
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Beautiful 💔
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Miss Chives 🐾 @misschives.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Wow, ACT really does seem to be the party of men who support /protect other men who commit sexual abuse. How can any woman stand alongside these individuals - or vote for them?? What a f*cking cesspool.
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Paul_BarlowNZ @paulbarlownz.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Looking for an appropriate way to honour Sam Neill? He hated NZ First opening up the country to mine it. Vote them out in November in his honour!
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