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Mimosa Joe

@mimosajoe.bsky.social
178 followers 177 following 790 posts

It’s chaos, be kind. Mostly WrestleStuff (FWF ‘til I’ve got nothing left), also renowned enjoyer of “sad bastard music” and fantasy literature. Part of an elite team dedicated to finding inappropriate GIFs that remain on Teams Chat…

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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m not opposed to AEW perpetually re-running Mercedes v. Willow, but continually having Willow lose is doing nothing for Mercedes and making people who want to support Willow with their whole hearts lose interest. I hate how cliche the term has gotten, but you’ve got to finish the story sometime.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A local indie wrestling company whose sole identity is meet & greets with former TV fly-ins CAN’T run an event during the biggest wrestling weekend in MN history & can’t run their “biggest event” of the year because people already got their pics & autographs at WrestleCon. 🤡🤡🤡
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Hey kid, can we get some help setting up the cage?”
static.klipy.com
Dog Side Eye Rolling Window Up
ALT: Dog Side Eye Rolling Window Up
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A, 4, 2, 4
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gotta love the @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social faithful drowning out the GCW chants AT First Avenue!! This is our house, y’all are just tourists. #F1RSTvsGCW
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!! @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social vs GCW in a wonderful pro wrestling matinee!
Some goofy schmuck (now with hair) in a bandana in front of historic First Avenue, dabbling in socials to waste time before doors open!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“We saw you from across the Krispy Kreme and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a donut?”
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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Watching WWE Smackdown and so far there have been three wrestlers appear that I’ve also watched perform for @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social - Chelsea Green (🫡) Rey Fenix El Hijo del Vikingo The future of wrestling starts with F1RST!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re sure no one remembers but you.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I booked a 6¼★ show, think you can book five stars? 6¼★ · MELTZER APPROVED 5starbooker.com/s/DKSSnFMKTgS 🤼
5starbooker.com
5 Star Booker: 6¼★ MELTZER APPROVED
A booker scored 31½★ on this board. Beat it.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I booked a 5¾★ show, think you can book five stars? 5¾★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC 5starbooker.com/s/j6JdWhmnevu 🤼
5starbooker.com
5 Star Booker: 5¾★ FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
A booker scored 28½★ on this board. Beat it.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It appears there are two “AJ Styles” in TNA 2014 for #5StarBooker . Apparently the one labeled as “AJ Styles.” is not that well-regarded; seems this should have got a better rating…
There is no ring on Earth, Heaven, or Hell where this match would only get 3.5 stars…
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love my state.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride to all who celebrate love and acceptance. Much love to all you beautiful dolls out there just trying to get by being yourselves. And much love to those unafraid to love someone the hateful might deem wrong. Everyone else: fix your hearts or die. Fuck hate, choose love. Love wins.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Y’all ’member when we almost got Kat Dennings as a wrestling fan, but she most likely got immediately run off by weirdos? Sigh.
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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Nine years ago tonight, we lost one of the greatest voices in rock n roll history. RIP Chris, you’ll never be forgotten. 🤘🏻
The late great Chris Cornell, lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There were a lot of shenanigans, chicanery, and tomfoolery at @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social #UNLEASHED last night, but don’t let that distract you from the fact that we got to enjoy an epic 252 day @uptownvfw.org Championship reign from Jordan. ALWAYS our champ!
Some bald-headed bearded goof getting a smooch on the noggin from the tough but also tender Jordan.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I know Jedis aren’t supposed to get down like that, but Qui-Gon and Shmi were absolutely having relations on Tatooine, yeah?
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Shannon @shanradio.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
@allelitewrestling.com please get Chuck Taylor to be in the #Conglomeration as a spokesman or manager #AEW #ChuckTaylor
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a woman says i have a lot of questions number one how dare you ..
ALT: a woman says i have a lot of questions number one how dare you ..
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
My ADHD signature maneuver is picking up my phone for a VERY IMPORTANT AND VERY SPECIFIC PURPOSE, looking at everything else in the digital world, and then setting my phone down, all thoughts of the VIAVSP forgotten. Yes, I DO realize this is like a wrestler having a superkick as a signature move.
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Bryan Newton @darkkingzoro.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not all heroes wear capes. But this one wore a mask.... and a sock.
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a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a wwe logo .
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a wwe logo .
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Hey, if you’re gonna sit at your granddaughters’ / Nieces’ birthday party talking LOUDLY about turkey hunting and overall ignoring them, just stay home. 🙄
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Nirvanna: The Band: The Show: The Movie is the closest thing we are ever going to get to an adaptation of Chrono Trigger and I am perfectly happy with that
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
My wrestling conspiracy theory is that the move was meant to be called a “drag and screw leg whip,” but was initially misheard as “dragon screw leg whip,” and everyone immediately realized that was WAY cooler. 🤼
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I know I sing their praises A LOT, but shout out to @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social for being one of the few beacons of hope left in a progressively more bleak wrestling landscape. F1RST Wrestling truly is for everyone, even when seemingly no one else is.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Oh. It is that day. Et tu, Tony?
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Is it too late to change it to an equals sign? #AEWRevolution 🤼
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Sean @seanfranchise6.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Nyla Rose > Rousey. That's all.
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JCP⭐Designs 👺 A Professional Who Gives A Shit @jcpxdesigns.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Rhonda Rousey sucks.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
No ethical consumption (of pro wrestling) under capitalism.
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PHD @drhilariousphd.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Could have been Dakota Kai instead of Rhonda....just think about that
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Cholula @cholulaconamor.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ronda Rousey, please leave. 🤼
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Amy Nemmity @amy.wrestlejoy.com · 16/03/2026
Dear AEW, Hello, hi, it's us, your day one fans. We would love to have NYLA ROSE on AEW TV again. And on AEW PPVs. Please and thank you.
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Kiley @kileywrestling.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Ronda Rousey is not a real sicko therefore we have no need for her. Never, ever put her on my screen again. Sucked the air right out of the room. She cannot hang nor should she be given the chance to. Let her rot in MMA. Gag.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
So disappointed in @allelitewrestling.com right now. I just want a national wrestling show I can watch without feeling disgusted & ashamed. All that good will, just flushed straight down a TERFy toilet. #AEWRevolution 🤼
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The credibility Don Callis gives himself by actually putting over Family opponents while on commentary makes him even more effective in his role. #AEWCollision 🤼
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Celebrating the mother of science-fiction, Mary Shelley, for Women’s History Month! #BookSky #WomensHistoryMonth
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
#BookSky
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
One of the most telling signs that Spring is on its way is that my sleep schedule is just WRECKED for about a week due to government-mandated time travel.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I get that Tolkien is oft considered a wholesome king, but dude could have backed off on the fat-phobia. WE GET IT. BOMBUR’S FAT. YOU DON’T NEED TO MENTION IT EVERY. DAMN. TIME. HIS NAME COMES UP. Oh btw I’m on an audiobook re-read of The Hobbit.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Hey @themountaingoats.bsky.social , permission to read this entry, for the 29th of February, now? Or do I need to wait until 2028?
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My local comic/game store, Story Arc Comics and Collectibles, celebrated their one year anniversary today! Stopped in to support and pick up a few new funny books!
A picture of three graphic novels; Batman: Hush and Batman: The Court of Owls Saga from the DC Compact Comics line, and Superman Smashes the Klan.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
BMMSM
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I have a book or two coming up that I would like a physical copy of, so I drove out of my way to support the local legends at DreamHaven to pre-order, and buy some resistance merch. Please keep supporting every way you can. Lots of people still need help, and the alleged ICE “draw down” is a lie.
A t-shirt depicting DreamHaven Books owner Greg Ketter moments after emerging from a cloud of tear gas during an ICE assault on protestors like an action film badass, with text reading “I’M STILL ANGRY”
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
#BookSky #BlackHistoryMonth
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
"OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limits." This isn't a dead canary in the coal mine, it's a miner. AI doesn't work. www.computerworld.com/article/4059...
computerworld.com
OpenAI admits AI hallucinations are mathematically inevitable, not just engineering flaws
In a landmark study, OpenAI researchers reveal that large language models will always produce plausible but false outputs, even with perfect data, due to fundamental statistical and computational limi...
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I am trying to be better about this. I’m not a burden or a nuisance, and y’all are cool.
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