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Mimosa Joe

@mimosajoe.bsky.social
178 followers 177 following 790 posts

It’s chaos, be kind. Mostly WrestleStuff (FWF ‘til I’ve got nothing left), also renowned enjoyer of “sad bastard music” and fantasy literature. Part of an elite team dedicated to finding inappropriate GIFs that remain on Teams Chat…

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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m not opposed to AEW perpetually re-running Mercedes v. Willow, but continually having Willow lose is doing nothing for Mercedes and making people who want to support Willow with their whole hearts lose interest. I hate how cliche the term has gotten, but you’ve got to finish the story sometime.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A local indie wrestling company whose sole identity is meet & greets with former TV fly-ins CAN’T run an event during the biggest wrestling weekend in MN history & can’t run their “biggest event” of the year because people already got their pics & autographs at WrestleCon. 🤡🤡🤡
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
“Hey kid, can we get some help setting up the cage?”
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Dog Side Eye Rolling Window Up
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
A, 4, 2, 4
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I have perceived the bees.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
My dude Zig, despite being an indoor cat for his entire life, still has that killer instinct. He’s taken out various bugs, mice, and even a bat. His “sister” JJ does not have the cognitive capacity for purpose-driven violence.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I had to renew my license in the midst of Covid times… apparently some gentleman with a very similar name (not even the exact same) with the same birthdate as me had a suspended license in MA or somewhere, so they would not let me renew without some ridiculous clerical gymnastics.
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Dale Doback Says Yup! (Step Brothers)
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hey, thanks Miguel! A lot of wrestling tourists in town this weekend, but blessedly everyone seemed mostly well behaved, at least in the spaces I was in.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Oh, everyone is doing great!! Have fun camping!!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Gotta love the @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social faithful drowning out the GCW chants AT First Avenue!! This is our house, y’all are just tourists. #F1RSTvsGCW
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
WE MUST PROTECT THIS HOUSE!! @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social vs GCW in a wonderful pro wrestling matinee!
Some goofy schmuck (now with hair) in a bandana in front of historic First Avenue, dabbling in socials to waste time before doors open!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hottest new hip hop jam and dance craze coming soon…
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Corgi Puppy Awooo Howling
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
May any further birthday wishes have all the cute animals with none of the AI slop. Happy birthday!
My cats Ziggy Stardust and Ms. Jerrica “Jem” Greyspot, reaching a level of cuteness that no AI data center could ever hope to replicate regardless of how much precious water it burned through.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
“We saw you from across the Krispy Kreme and we really dig your vibe. Can we buy you a donut?”
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
youtu.be/nUnPZT25Mww?...
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All My Friends Are So Hot - Nur-D (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Nur-D
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No, definitely not. You’ll love them MORE.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Oh, I remember that part of Elden Ring!
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Mark Snyder @snyde043.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Watching WWE Smackdown and so far there have been three wrestlers appear that I’ve also watched perform for @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social - Chelsea Green (🫡) Rey Fenix El Hijo del Vikingo The future of wrestling starts with F1RST!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Nah, there’s really no wrong way to make a sign. Obvs nothing racist/sexist/homophobic/etc, but I don’t feel like that’s something you would ever consider anyway. Just be creative, which I know you are! Feel free to reach out if you need someone to bounce ideas off of!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I just happened to be workshopping some new signs earlier today… Also, Alt Text is super fun, I always try to sneak an extra lil’ goof in there.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A picture alleging that Jinn is single handedly keeping Hot Topic in business…but it’s not a picture of Jinn, it’s actually Stewart from Letterkenny! 🤭
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Was hoping for a Weird-Al-esque parody of Fergalicious, tbh…
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Nck Gage pizza cutter spot directly in to a Dominos ad.
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Me Atrapaste Es Cine
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Name a TV show you’re sure no one remembers but you.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I booked a 6¼★ show, think you can book five stars? 6¼★ · MELTZER APPROVED 5starbooker.com/s/DKSSnFMKTgS 🤼
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5 Star Booker: 6¼★ MELTZER APPROVED
A booker scored 31½★ on this board. Beat it.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I booked a 5¾★ show, think you can book five stars? 5¾★ · FIVE-STAR CLASSIC 5starbooker.com/s/j6JdWhmnevu 🤼
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5 Star Booker: 5¾★ FIVE-STAR CLASSIC
A booker scored 28½★ on this board. Beat it.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
It appears there are two “AJ Styles” in TNA 2014 for #5StarBooker . Apparently the one labeled as “AJ Styles.” is not that well-regarded; seems this should have got a better rating…
There is no ring on Earth, Heaven, or Hell where this match would only get 3.5 stars…
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I love my state.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As a fellow short, I understand this. I don’t love the SRO shows, but the First Ave atmosphere makes up for it. If you are in line by doors, you can usually get a good space where you can see. If I can’t get right by the rail, the stairs from the bar to the floor can help you see over people’s heads
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I got the three show combo for the GCW/Wremix/GCW v F1RST shows, but those seats were VERY tempting to my old rickety bones. (If you haven’t been to a MoA show, they are SO much fun!)
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Donald of Washington giving Tom of Finland
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
“… When can you start?”
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Happy Pride to all who celebrate love and acceptance. Much love to all you beautiful dolls out there just trying to get by being yourselves. And much love to those unafraid to love someone the hateful might deem wrong. Everyone else: fix your hearts or die. Fuck hate, choose love. Love wins.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Y’all ’member when we almost got Kat Dennings as a wrestling fan, but she most likely got immediately run off by weirdos? Sigh.
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Count Duckula 🧛‍♂️🦆 @justducky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Nine years ago tonight, we lost one of the greatest voices in rock n roll history. RIP Chris, you’ll never be forgotten. 🤘🏻
The late great Chris Cornell, lead singer of Soundgarden and Audioslave
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
There were a lot of shenanigans, chicanery, and tomfoolery at @f1rstwrestling.bsky.social #UNLEASHED last night, but don’t let that distract you from the fact that we got to enjoy an epic 252 day @uptownvfw.org Championship reign from Jordan. ALWAYS our champ!
Some bald-headed bearded goof getting a smooch on the noggin from the tough but also tender Jordan.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Don’t settle for anything but the absolute worst. 😊
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I’ve found I can really only “hate” them in about 2.5 hour increments on the occasional Saturday night. Otherwise they both seem to be fantastic human beings. Same applies to Darin Corbin, tbh.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Of course! I was hoping I wasn’t coming off as “mansplaining,” so I’m very glad you took it in the spirit it was meant.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Please don’t clone him. One is ENOUGH.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I feel like this is a new move in Kara’s repertoire. It was popularized as the “Perfect Plex” by MN wrestling legend “Mr. Perfect” Curt Hennig, so the move has a local connection as well!
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The chain shenanigans are underhanded and deplorable. That being said; normalize giving your friends supportive lil smooches on the head.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
This makes me sad. I grew up a block away from the Silver Lake in question, and the geese were always a very beloved local icon of sorts. I was very glad when we moved up here to find that Canada Geese also enjoyed the pond adjacent to us.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
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Dr Max Goodwin Says Yes To All Of It
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
A blessed and worthile Lick Day to all those that celebrate.
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I know Jedis aren’t supposed to get down like that, but Qui-Gon and Shmi were absolutely having relations on Tatooine, yeah?
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
NO HYPERBOLE DETECTED
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Happy Dance Dancing GIF
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Mimosa Joe @mimosajoe.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Congratulations, your cat is catting exactly to manufacturer’s specifications!
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