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Ratstopher

@milliondollarrat.bsky.social
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I make stupid jokes and bad decisions. 🔞 rat, I like video games, follow me! Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/milliondollarrat If you like my jokes help me fund my bad habits 😘🥴

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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/01/2025
pretty incredible to publish this official executive order days before the largest deadly air crash in nearly 20 years occurs
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
We should bring back the term robber baron, I can think of a few people today that might fit that bill.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/01/2025
you are loved, we will win
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Emily K @emkultra64.com · 29/01/2025
Do you know why a president would do all the most evil and heinous shit via Executive Order? Because his party can't easily make it law. And if they can't make it law, they can't make it last. Don't let anyone make you feel like this is The End. Do not let them demoralize you. Live to see them die.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
I’m sick of living in unprecedented times, why can’t they just be precedented times?
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 24/01/2025
I've been posting too many normie bangers lately, my replies have been miserable.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Invisible by Duran Duran is hitting too close to home today
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025
Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
All the incoming presidential cabinet members give me Skeksis vibes. Greedy, power hungry, gross, and worst of all wrinkly.
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a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne .
ALT: a statue of a monster with horns is sitting on a throne .
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025
TLDR: There is nothing enforceable for the immediate future. It will take months or years to implement this via rulemaking or bureaucratic changes which are then subject to legal challenge. While it's worrying, there's no immediate change yet for most trans people. Do not comply in advance.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Help there are so many porn bots
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
They killed Jim Henson because he was on the verge of building a muppet that had a soul
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 17/01/2025
the goal of discord chats is to never be the last voice in the conversation cause if you do that means you killed the conversation with your cringe and you must receive retribution to free yourself of your sins
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I feel like most of the characters from Jojos bizarre adventure would be great at drag. They have the attitude, the look, and most importantly the stage presence.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Non-binary? That’s boring and passive Quantum gender? That pops, it lets people know you mean business
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
My ideal 🍃 rotation: 1. Gonzo (my favorite muppet/badass) 2. Melinoe (Hades 2, I shouldn’t have to elaborate for any hades character) 3. General Grievous (Star Wars baby!!!, why do you think he coughs all the time? Plus his eyes are a dead giveaway that he’s blasted all the time)
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
This post goes out to all my skaven fans! I want a comic where the council of 13 all decide to 🍃 and eat warpstone. The twist: they all get super paranoid and over analyze each other death note style.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Ancient humans used to worship and venerate women, Look at us now smh 😔
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
#comic #comics
pope francis: Before I die, I'm naming
Snoop Dogg as king of a new Holy Roman Empire

cardinal: Can Francis really do that?

cardinal 2: there's no rule that says Dogg can't be emperor

cardinal 1: Oh shit, he's dead

cardinal 2: and he’s flipping us off crucifix style

cardinal: he truly was the most progressive pope
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
“Sometimes the courtesy flush is just for yourself” -Bane (from Kite Man Hell Yeah!)
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Ami - BUY MY BOOK 🏳️‍⚧️📚💙 @amithero.bot · 13/01/2025
this is what all enbys want to look like tbh
game - warframe
Xaku Prime with a non-binary flag color scheme, big demon wings, and a purple cape
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"
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Rose 🌹 @rose.bsky.team · 12/01/2025
The modern duel: kids riding their bikes toward each other with a foam noodle in one hand to see who can knock off the party hat on top of the other’s helmet first. Chivalry is not dead. (I’m at the farmers market)
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
This just in: Twink meta founder wants more manly men in his company
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
New Year’s resolution: stare back into the souls of people who stare at me
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
It’s time to begin my holy trek to the bass pro shop pyramid to watch the fish swim around
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11/01/2025
nora.zone/manifesto.html
nora.zone
The Website Manifesto
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Fuck you Stabilizes your isotope
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 11/01/2025
I got a warning for posting "you are an evil man" to Zuck but not for posting "you are a degenerate tranny." Real nice system they have at Meta.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 11/01/2025
trans writers are writers before they're trans
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Now that I have assembled all pieces of exodia I can utilize it’s full power Exodia obliterate all those who lack empathy!
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/01/2025
Sorry, can't come into work, I caught a case of the gay.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Partner: You’re acting like an absolute muppet Me: what gave it away? was it the felt? Or was it the fact that I have no arm strength.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 09/01/2025
when someone tells you their main issue is “free speech” you just know they know every slur in every language and is currently using 100% of their brain capacity on which ones apply to you
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 09/01/2025
Meta is now completely censoring searches for the terms "trans" and "transgender" etc. on Threads. So much for free speech and free expression.
The images appear to show search results on a platform for the terms "Trans" and "Transgender" under different tabs such as "Top" or "Recent." Both searches result in "No results" being displayed, indicating that no content or profiles matching these terms were found or are being displayed in the respective sections. If you need further assistance or analysis regarding these images, let me know!

The images appear to show search results on a platform for the terms "Trans" and "Transgender" under different tabs such as "Top" or "Recent." Both searches result in "No results" being displayed, indicating that no content or profiles matching these terms were found or are being displayed in the respective sections. If you need further assistance or analysis regarding these images, let me know!
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
New year new me! I say as I do the exact same thing I do everyday And that’s the way I like it
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brian david gilbert @briamgilbert.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
waaaaay too many people in the middle imo
a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Today choose kindness! Or not idk I’m not your mom do whatever you want.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Guys what if we evict all the men?
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Rats Rise Up!!!
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Paul Atreides in a trance, simultaneously savoring the genetic memory of every single Dorito eaten by humanity’s ancestors
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
How it looks to be trans: 🏳️‍⚧️ Vs How it feels: From the moment I understood the weakness of my gender, it disgusted me. Credit: @belovedhades.bsky.social on tumbler for this beautiful image
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Pooping before a shower>Sex
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
My fellow Americans, my first act as president if elected will be to send all of our children into the mines. We have already trained them with minecraft. Please support my initiative, Minor Miners in Mines.
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I just had the Taco Bell chicken nuggets and why are they low key the best nuggets?
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 04/01/2025
sometimes i feel so insulated within lesbian and trans spaces that i get genuinely bewildered hearing the shit that is commonplace in cishet relationships. like what the hell do you mean the man controls who the woman talks to and does with her time??? and she accepts that???? misogyny is so fucked.
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Katie @heroineoftime2.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what I will be having with Thanatos hadesgame tonight
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onion person @junlper.beer · 03/01/2025
discourse about bernies statement is driving me crazy because he’s saying that we need to hold the rich accountable and pay everyone, americans and immigrant workers, fairly and better. but liberals are somehow equating that with bernie saying “immigrants evil”
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Link: Twink Speedrun link: High Velocity Twink©️
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Ratstopher @milliondollarrat.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
I’m unclogging this penjamin like it owes me 20 bucks 🧙
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