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Neil Miles

@neilsmiles.com
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"Isn't he a panic" ASD. Deals in items salvaged from old video tapes and snark about 80s pop. “Tinkety tonk old fruit, & down with the Nazis” www.youtube.com/@NeilMiles

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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 1h
Who needs continuity announcers when you can just use a screensaver
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18h
A man just asked me if I knew "the way to the nearest fucking Wickes." I told him to mind his Bs and Qs. No you resign.
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Casmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 18h
I'll be impressed when they start writing letters to the LRB denouncing each other's work. "What Gemini's article fails to appreciate is that their entire output is rubbish. As I showed in my latest tweet..."
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Terry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 21h
The trumpton fire service WhatsApp group
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Bad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 09/10/2026
The 8-Bit Guy coming after all of you for making fun of his AI movie (after he picks up a footlong).
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Coveting that 7 Eleven team jersey #nottotp
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Sticking around for the funk #nottotp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
We made it through! #totp
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/10/2026
Me: You had better not be planning to end this song with a 'cha cha cha' Stevie Wonder: #totp
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Dog's Adorable Smile
ALT: Dog's Adorable Smile
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Larry Grayson perks up #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
CHA CHA FUCKING CHA #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Masterblaster 2000 not sounding quite so bad now is it #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Now it's time for the number one #totp
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The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
ALT: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Yes I am a child #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
👀 #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Somebody get Sade a map #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
This is a rather saucy outing #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
#totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Pewwwwwwwwwwwww #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
#totp
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Xanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Steve Gibbons was born in Harborne, Birmingham (the UK one) in case you're wondering about his accent #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Nice!
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Songwriting at its finest #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Lovely stuff #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
[paul shane mode activated] #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Needs more Trevor Horn #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
And now in semaphore, Legs & Co! #totp
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AJRedЯum @ajred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TOTP
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
OOOO REMEMBERS ELVIS? #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Direct from the USA #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
First #totp of my lifetime fact fans
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
THERE HE IS #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Sonique! A most acceptable way to round of the 2000 editions #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
A song for all the flip-top heads out there #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
#totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Hey Marge they stole my idea #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
You're fired #totp
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟‍♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#TOTP
Bad tattoo with it's is my life Jon bovi
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Oi Jovi I asked for a Twix as well #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Absolutely no need #totp
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was that top that first attracted Lozza. #TOTP
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
#totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
That's a bit more like it #totp
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/10/2026
Keech #totp
'Lonestar (formerly known as Texassee) is an American country music band from Nashville, Tennessee. The band consists of Drew Womack (lead vocals, acoustic guitar), Michael Britt (lead guitar, background vocals), Dean Sams (keyboards, acoustic guitar, background vocals), and Keech Rainwater (drums). Both Britt and Rainwater''Keech: Scottish for faeces. Can be used in a sentence for someone who you think is talking rubbish or nonsense (Listen ya bam awa an' stop talkin keech.)'
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
OK you're just making them up now #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
You can get in the sea mate #totp
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Hang on! [downs drink] OK let's go! #totp
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Charlatans, there #totp
Yer actual Dennis Nilsen
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Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026
Gameshows they should make some new episodes of instead of just flinging out years old ones at lunchtime on BBC2
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