Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 1hWho needs continuity announcers when you can just use a screensaver 053
Reposted by Neil MilesChris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 18hA man just asked me if I knew "the way to the nearest fucking Wickes." I told him to mind his Bs and Qs. No you resign. 018213
Reposted by Neil MilesCasmilus @casmilus.bsky.social · 18hI'll be impressed when they start writing letters to the LRB denouncing each other's work. "What Gemini's article fails to appreciate is that their entire output is rubbish. As I showed in my latest tweet..." 052
Reposted by Neil MilesTerry(spooky owl sound) @terryleopard.bsky.social · 21hThe trumpton fire service WhatsApp group 1357
Reposted by Neil MilesBad Game Hall of Fame @bghof.com · 09/10/2026The 8-Bit Guy coming after all of you for making fun of his AI movie (after he picks up a footlong). 1613832
Reposted by Neil MilesTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.” 828643
Reposted by Neil MilesAlison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 09/10/2026Me: You had better not be planning to end this song with a 'cha cha cha' Stevie Wonder: #totpstatic.klipy.comDog's Adorable SmileALT: Dog's Adorable Smile 3394
Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026Masterblaster 2000 not sounding quite so bad now is it #totp 092
Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026Now it's time for the number one #totpstatic.klipy.comThe Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ!ALT: The Wicker Man: Oh God, Oh Jesus Christ! 180
Reposted by Neil MilesXanderl @xanderl.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Steve Gibbons was born in Harborne, Birmingham (the UK one) in case you're wondering about his accent #totp 062
Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026Sonique! A most acceptable way to round of the 2000 editions #totp 061
Reposted by Neil MilesTaraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies🧟♀️ @theblueststar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026#TOTP 1397
Reposted by Neil MilesJoel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It was that top that first attracted Lozza. #TOTP 2101
Reposted by Neil MilesStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The Charlatans, there #totp 1201
Neil Miles @neilsmiles.com · 09/10/2026Gameshows they should make some new episodes of instead of just flinging out years old ones at lunchtime on BBC2 050