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MikeTalonNYC

@miketalonnyc.bsky.social
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Professional Nerd - have been known to do security things. Partly Cloudy. Work from home astronaut. Posts are my own and don't represent anyone but me (and that's probably a good thing).

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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Break time! 📸 Yum Shrimp
A cat in a food store naps peacefully atop a box on top of a refrigerator.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rate my workstation setup. 📸 computertooth (twitter)
A colourful cat tree shaped like a computer and desk.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/07/2026
‘Take Us To Your Biggest Pedophile’ Demand Surprisingly Politically Informed Aliens bit.ly/4eTxZ8V
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Nicole Hoffman @threathuntergirl.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
we take your privacy. seriously
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Wont send scary bills... yet.
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Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com · 23/06/2026
Hacker hijacks Brazil's national alert system, sending "misanthropy" to millions of phones. Emergency alert systems work because people believe them. Every time there is a false alert - whether through negligence or a deliberate attack - trust erodes. www.bitdefender.com/en-us/blog/h...
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Hacker hijacks Brazil's national alert system, sending "misanthropy" to millions of phones
Picture the scene.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026
What To Know About Screwworm theonion.com/what-to-know-about-scr…
Q: What is our government doing about screwworm?

A: They are currently negotiating with the highest-ranking screwworm representatives.
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
New: hackers have published Knicks and Madison Square Garden data online. Includes data on former Knicks players, coaches, etc. Includes celebrities like Ben Stiller. He's marked as "low risk." A rapper in the file mentioned as "high risk." MSG didn't pay the ransom www.404media.co/hackers-publ...
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Hackers Publish Knicks and Madison Square Garden Data Online
The data contains a list of "talent," including former Knicks players and coaches, and whether other celebrities are considered "Low Risk" or "High Risk." The data also contains emails between custome...
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I disagree with the conclusion. Reducing functionality is a necessary step to get users to stop using unsupported software. In fact, it may be the only way to do so if we use many other software packages that have been compromised after end-of-life as a guide.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/06/2026
Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life theonion.com/backup-plan-in-case-me…
Backup Plan In Case Menu Item Out Of Stock Most Well-Thought-Out Part Of Man’s Life
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I think we've all been there...
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!... Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2026
Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
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Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
WASHINGTON—Declaring the money long overdue compensation for some of the nation’s most persecuted individuals, President Donald Trump announced an $88 billion fund Tuesday specifically appropriated to...
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Just a little gentle reminder for anyone who might need it today. 🤍
A minimalist illustration on a soft sage-green background. In the bottom left corner, a small black fluffy cat with enormous shiny eyes looks upward. Above the cat, handwritten white text reads: “This will pass. All things pass. This moment is passing. It will pass.”
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mini Popehat Signal in MA: a defamation defendant is seeking pro bono advice and perhaps representation. The defendant described sexual assault by another person in their community, and that person has sued them. Middlesex County.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The dogs were very good again this week
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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
oh hey, the thing everyone said would happen is happening
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Culty culty
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
High five! 📸 bear․umi
A brown cat and a ginger cat in a box inside a store. The brown cat is having its paw touched by a human finger.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!... Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/05/2026
Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories theonion.com/meta-glasses-users-rep…
Meta Glasses Users Report Bug Where They Can See Mark Zuckerberg’s Memories
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Breaking: The Trump administration is working to create a $250 bill with Trump’s face on it, even though it is a direct violation of federal law to have currency with a living person on it. They fired the federal official who was resisting their demands. www.washingtonpost.com/investigatio...
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm shocked. SHOCKED. Wait... no... what's the opposite of shocked?
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
He’s upgrading your RAM.
A ginger cat is putting its paws inside a computer.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Bar cat in the Plume of Feathers pub, Greenwich. 📸 Steven Ferrante
A black and white cat sitting in a british pub.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/05/2026
Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine theonion.com/trump-decries-lack-of-…
Trump Decries Lack Of Space To Host Parties Inside MRI Machine
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!... Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... JUST a Moment!...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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SwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 22/05/2026
Fun fact: They got rid of this feature because the person who programmed it was using up the UX team's sex quota.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
heads up, @snipe.lol www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/...
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Crook leaks 468k+ records, claims they pwned Portugal’s postal carrier
Ordered packages via CTT? Those phishing emails could be tricky to spot
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 21/05/2026
This is Frank. He was getting checked out at the vet when he decided the appointment was over. Has things to do and places to be, but doesn't mind if you come along. 13/10 (TT: thatonevettech)
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Correlated Noise @correlatednoise.net · 21/05/2026
FOUR NICs!
blog.flipper.net
Flipper One — we need your help
With Flipper One, we're reimagining what a Linux cyberdeck can be — it's a huge project. We're opening up the development process and asking the community for help.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
"We let the Agent change live code running in prod - this is GEMINI'S FAULT!!!!"
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
"Steyer gets promise of massive campaign contribution from AI lobby" There, fixed the headline for you.
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purr.in.ink @purrinink.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
A fluffy black cat with large round eyes lies stretched across green grass under a soft pastel sky. Across four panels, the cat asks, “Do you have OCD?” then reveals it means “Obsessive Cat Devotion.” The cat explains there is no cure, before ending with a happy expression and the reassurance: “Good news, you wouldn’t want one anyway!”
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Hairdresser has a strange look in his eye... 📸 tim․wong․7587
A cat sitting in a hard-dresser's shop.
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🇵🇹 snipe, lixo tóxico ⭑⭒⭒⭒⭒ @snipe.lol · 18/05/2026
"Tech infrastructure" + "layoffs" = AI shitfuckery under a different name. Shame on you, NPR
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Politico @politico.com · 18/05/2026
Jury rejects Musk’s claims against Sam Altman over OpenAI Founding
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Jury rejects Musk’s claims against Sam Altman over OpenAI Founding
Musk is expected to appeal.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
A greeting cat and his low poly assistant. 📸 lovefreecarman
A cat in the window of a Hong Kong bar or cafe, sitting next to a stuffed printed plush toy of the same cat.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... Just a Moment!... Corporate Accounts Payable... Mina speaking... Just a Moment!...
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The Register @theregister.com · 17/05/2026
Exploited Exchange Server flaw turns OWA inboxes into script launchpads
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Exploited Exchange Server flaw turns OWA inboxes into script launchpads
Microsoft mitigation may bork inline images, calendar printing while admins wait for a proper patch
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The dogs were very good again this week
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 14/05/2026
This is Teo. He is conducting a very thorough sniff inspection. Not saying that giving him a treat will help you pass, but it wouldn’t hurt either. 12/10 (IG: itagure_teo_kobe)
a gray iggy sits extremely close and stares with large dark eyes that resemble glossy boba balls. his nose is out of focus, and all of the whiskers on his snoot are visible. please hold still, he must complete his sniffspection.
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Cats with Jobs ⚒️ @catworkers.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Dress for the job you want. 📸 aycute99
A brown striped cat sitting in front of a mirror. The cat is wearing a red tie and white shirt collar.
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Holodeck Four @holodeckfour.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Why, oh why????
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/05/2026
Here's a pup who seems to be on the fence about something haha no but seriously someone help her. 13/10
a fuzzy, tan and white corgi puppy stands on one side of a metal fence, while her front half sticks out on the other side. it appears she attempted to squeeze through two bars in the fence and got herself stuck. her front leg dangles a bit off the ground. her head is facing straight ahead, and she looks over slightly with just her eyes. she would appreciate if you could help her and not mention this to anyone.
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MikeTalonNYC @miketalonnyc.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
The timeline gods created the perfect visual follow-up.
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