Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 4hwe're getting a R rated spider man movie. they're gonna show his hog in the next one 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026at the movies with my big bag of popcorn and a dr pepper, edible just kicking im while the previews begin. the closest thing I have to a church 100
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026went into the library to take a piss while I'm making deliveries and there was a cosplay event of some sort. gal in her 30s telling someone I didn't see, "yeah, middle school is tough, but you'll make it," extremely on brand 000
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisComics Outta Context 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 1123051
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I am a victim of racial profiling (walked into Thai takeout place and was instantly asked if I was a different white guy) 100
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026theyre finally making a pokemon with diabetes 010
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisMichael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY 257143966830
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisChris Steller @chrissteller.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Father of the bride speech, just now: “Welcome to Minneapolis … welcome to the home of the Replacements.” 512811
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I had a pretty good time at Riot Fest but I was very distressed to discover they no longer have the Polish food booth where I could get stuffed cabbage, a huge potato pancake and some saurkraut 020
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Paul Verhoeven is easily my favorite director and i fear i have manifested a reality in which we are living in one of his movies no subtext pure terror 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026are there any quintessential Chicago movies besides Cooley High and Blues Brothers? I can't even think of a good Cleveland movie 100
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026OK so we've found the floor for mummy. biden couldn't remember which door he came out of, but he was ambulatory and you felt like he could tell what was going on for pretty long stretches sometimes 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026fuck a damn "e-vite," you have my email address and number, just tell me where to go, gotta share it with a fucking website? eat my shit, no, I actually will NOT go to my best friend's surprise 40th birthday party, Fuck You 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026starting a dnd campaign tonight in which my players must infiltrate and take control of Hogwarts, neutralizing any and all opposition with lethal force 110
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hello? Yes, that's us. No, no, this lesbian animal rescue is FOR lesbians, we can't actually speak to the animal's sexuality. Well like usually the animal was abused and doesn't like men, so we farm them out to homes where they're less likely to... hello? Hello? 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026had a dream one of my bosses was examining my hair in the bathroom. I guess its only fair she should be allowed to demean me in my dreams while I was taking a nap in an empty office during work 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Ch. Orville's Rodeo Defenestration, aka Scamp, was a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel renowned for pissing all over the podium at the 2006 Westminster Dog Show 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I ate at a Denny's for the first time in probably 15 years yesterday and it sucked pretty bad. Prices went up of course but portion sizes went down. The essential essence of Denny's persevered, however. I rarely leave northeast Ohio but this Denny's felt even more like northeast Ohio somehow 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 14/09/2026go go gadget asshole and jettisons all the shit in his colon so he can fly faster 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 14/09/20264k Blu Ray Criterion Edition of Showgirls (1995) that i can keep around my apartment to instantly make women want to leave 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The corner of the mall no one is taking care of anymore is so beautiful 110
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I don't need to see some shit I can do IRL in a video game. I can bowl in real life, what I cannot do is cut an elf's head off with a glowing sword 020
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026getting back into Catholicism. Who is the patron saint of potato salad 001
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisPossum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 11/09/2025the 9/11 sketch from The Day Today was recorded as an extra for their 2004 DVD release. if you haven't heard it, it's fantastic: www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPW...youtube.comThe Day Today - September 11thYouTube video by BigDaz 05916
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 11/09/2026Don't let them distract you with scare stories of "A.i." becoming sentient and autonomous. The REAL danger is that it's literally controlled by very human, very right wing creeps who hate democracy. 128381
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026one time this girl i went to high school with started a gofundme or something to get a service dog for her son who had a whole laundry list of not readily apparent disabilities. Non verbal autism, seizure disorders, that kind of thing. Then she threw in that he has hypospadias and like, come on 110
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 10/09/20265 large isn't exactly a life changing amount of money to me. It would be a month or two changing amount of money. 100
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026sat down to take a dump right before bed. horrible mistake. even if I wipe and it comes back clean, aced it, I still could've just let it mellow til morning and taken a shower right after 000
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Ohio has way, way more coastline on Lake Erie you yin'zer shitheadnewsweek.comRepublican lawmaker wants to rename Lake Erie“Let’s call it Lake Pennsylvania,” suggested Pennsylvania State Representative David Maloney. 121
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026my labor day tradition is taking a long hike then buying a big Italian sub and some potato chips 001
Reposted by Stephuán d'Beavisgeorgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 11/09/2023You add [Envelope of Salami] to your inventory. 766183
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026going to the shelter hoping to get a dog with some kind of tiktok style idiosyncracy and then its just like kind of a calm, self possessed dog and I throw it off an overpass 110
Reposted by Stephuán d'Beavisevery usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026CLEVELAND: 2400 ORANGE AVE, CLEVELAND OH 44101-9003 052
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026do european countries have rude stereotypes about each other and they openly make fun of each other in their media like we do to florida? 220
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I am a very brave boy who had 3 beers last night and went to bed with a big glass of water and didnt wake up hungover 020
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026what if instead of ragtime it was fagtime and instead of being about racial tension its about dancing and sucking dick 100
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisRev. Dr. Derek M Ballard PhD @derekmballard.bsky.social · 13/10/2024folks wanna be good 141596
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I was real pissed when they cut down a bunch of trees in my apartment complex, but we've had 2 tornado watches in the last few months and maybe that saved my car from getting crushed 100
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisThe Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026hey what up big dog 521840
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisTuta @tuta.com · 31/08/2026If you have a Gmail account, you need to read this. Google's AI now scans your emails and attachments, bank statements, tax files, medical letters, all of it. It turned on by default, and there's a class-action lawsuit over how. Here are 5 moves to shut it off, the switch is hidden in two places: 1521466410137
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026As an amateur actor, I have the pleasure of knowing many deeply closeted men who are so lovely to their beautiful wives 000
Reposted by Stephuán d'Beavisevery usps @everylot-usps.bsky.social · 30/08/2026BATH: 1970 N CLEVELAND MASSILLON RD, BATH OH 44210-9800 041
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 30/08/2026killing time before a play at a Wal Mart. The book section basically sucks but they do sell copies of Brave New World, which is cool because its like a book that explains to Wal Mart people that they're Wal Mart people 000
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026US national debt just hit $40 trillion. Why? HINT: It's NOT because the government is trying to provide its citizens healthcare or childcare. 330129953981
Reposted by Stephuán d'BeavisKOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Harris, Parton, Ronstadt on Late Show, March 24, 1999 1253102781
Stephuán d'Beavis @davidblowie.bsky.social · 28/08/2026the only instance in which owning child porn is acceptable is when you're the guy who played Pee Wee and your lawyer succesfully argues you had no way of knowing you had it due to the sheer volume of pornography you possess 000
Reposted by Stephuán d'Beavisgladiwrites.bsky.social @gladiwrites.bsky.social · 28/08/2026a jury nullified the charges for someone caught breaking a flock camera america's systems are all designed so the social mass can take control at any time. just do it. 238731
