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One thing you should keep your eye on is what happened in Roswell in the late 1940s

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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 15h
Any of you finance people have a way to short the “stock” or debt of the Savannah Bananas? This can’t last much longer.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“A Cleveland/Milwaukee World Series would be the first time the World Series featured two teams from cities where the Edmund Fitzgerald docked” is the kind of trivia I need more of in my life.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
A million seconds ago was October 2nd. A billion seconds ago Bill Clinton was president. A trillion seconds ago humans were still sharing the earth with Neanderthals, or as you might know them today, Mike Collins voters.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With appearances by child, abuse, custody battles, in-laws, transgender issues , and The New York Times, this article is guaranteed to have something that will make everyone mad. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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New York Times exec, 40, 'killed by elderly in-laws in shooting'
Shouyong Zhang and Shili Chen, both 77, allegedly fatally shot their son-in-law Jonathan McKinsey, 40, in a parking lot in Dublin, California on Saturday in a brazen broad daylight attack.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should be a law that you have to let people cancel a subscription on the same page they subscribed from. I have a subscription to a publication that took one click to initiate and cancellations have to be done OVER THE PHONE. Seems like that’s not fair.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a wannabe fitness influencer searching for a slogan along the lines of “pressure makes diamonds” seeing the phrase “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”: oh baby
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Looked up Jesse Hughes just to see his deal. Google AI thinks his podcast is hosted by a hard rock singer who also happens to have right wing politics. Too many Jesses’s Hugh!
Google AI overview claiming the same Jesse Hughes is the lead singer of a rock band and a right wing podcasterYouTube link showing the avatar of the real Jesse Hughes podcasterWikipedia entry for the rock musician, Jesse Hughes, who also has right wing politics 
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’ve heard about the song but you haven’t actually heard the song,then the song both exists and doesn’t exist to you, simultaneously. That’s why it’s called “Choosinger’s Texas”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Die a hero, or live long enough to see your son become the first person in the family with a career passer rating in the triple digits.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This the political equivalent of traders/investment bankers going on CNBC and “talking their book.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not being held liable when the computer does crimes autonomously even though you taught it to do crimes and practiced doing crimes is a real “sign of the times” type thing. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/t...
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OpenAI’s A.I. Tried Breaching Four Other Targets, With No Prompting (Gift Article)
In each incident, the technology appeared to be conducting mundane data collection and resorted to hacking techniques to get it, researchers said.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day I’m closer to pulling the trigger on launching my new political party. We’ll have no agenda or ideology, and we only make one promise to our voters: we will give you something new to be mad about every day. The first fully content driven political party.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a shame Mamdani is already married because Trump attending his wedding after skipping his own son’s would’ve been incredible.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*nervously* did they play a football game?
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hear me out. I think we should give Trump $100million dollars and no interference and let the American people see what he builds. Like there’s no chance it’s normal and good. Let the people see what brain-melted freak he is!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Barry Goldwater opposing the 1964 civil rights act? You guessed it, it was in response to the “woke left.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the abstract I think regulating AI is a good thing. In the real world I assume anything Elon Musk supports is dangerous/evil/stupid/wrong.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
….and the president’s always Lion.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting close!
Wikipedia summary for Osama Bin Laden highlighting his six wives and 24 childrenWikipedia summary for Elon Musk highlighting his two wives, a domestic partner and 14 children.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*we’re
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Were getting a do-over. Everything has reset. Our first goal is to stop LTCM.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shake Shack? I don’t think I could even get him to budge!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think it was after the fourth time reloading the article because I couldn’t figure out how to close the pop up ad that was blocking me from reading about the latest mass shooting that it dawned on me “something has gone wrong in this country.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well that’s that! Should be the end of it!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sending this to my Fox News relatives and telling them I’d buy it “if it weren’t for Mamdani” as a way of extending the olive branch. homesofcelebs.com/bobby-axelro...
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Bobby Axelrod’s Tribeca Penthouse From ‘Billions’ Lists for $59.5 Million
One of television’s most recognizable billionaire homes, the Tribeca penthouse that served as Bobby Axelrod’s bachelor pad in Showtime’s “Billions”, is now listed for $59.5 million. Portrayed by Damia...
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ll be honest I’m kind of enjoying the WWE-WNBA crossover era
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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I guess being mad at Fauci is much easier than dealing with the trauma of living through a pandemic and knowing a bunch of people died for no reason
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/07/2026
we're past the point whete any of this even has to pretend to make sense anymore, the entire Elon Musk Financial Complex is now just plowing ahead powered by nothing more than the resolute refusal to take what will eventually be one of history's all-time Ls
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Let’s just say Andy Reid has experience with time (and political favors) healing all wounds thanks to his son, Brit.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Comedy is a data center being built in your enemy’s back yard. Tragedy is the data center being built in your backyard.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The sped up version of this is guys who think the characters from Sopranos or Goodfellas were cool guys. Like, did you not watch til the end?
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It remains unclear to me whether JD Vance joined the Catholic Church in preparation for his new career covering for pedophiles or so that he could argue with the pope and write a book (theses?) about what he thinks Catholicism is in an effort to achieve “Peak Evangelical” status.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
What an interesting quote, let me check and see what this free market warrior had for a work histor……oh…..oh dear
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m just saying that everyone liked a Spider Man movie in like 2002 and for twenty years big movies sucked. So before we glaze this Odyssey movie too much, please consider if you want to be watching Chris Pratt as Hesiod explaining farming to Perses (Miles Teller?) in 2042.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The point of the thing I posted is that none of this is profitable so far. Until it is all these dollar amounts being passed around are pointless. Anthropic is about to have it’s first profitable quarter so maybe it all turns around but color me skeptical.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I think your example would be more like Enterprise renting cars to Avis, not to customers. And I don’t have “meme vibes” just things that make me smile in the face of terribleness. Sorry it failed to make you smile!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Scene from Its always sunny in Philly with “Paddybucks” where Mac is explaining to Dennis “the money keeps moving in a circle”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Showty’s weird about genes And too comfortable with slurs His whole fanbase is angry little nerds
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There’s “Selling Sunset” and “Buying Beverly Hills” so why do TV executives scoff when I try to pitch my concept for “Escrow in Encino”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When the air quality drops below a certain level, indoor smoking bans should be put on hold until conditions improve. You’re inhaling the equivalent of 20 burned trees with every breath, the smoke from my Camel Crush might actually be a relief to your lungs.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Secretary of D
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stephen Colbert is famously from South Carolina. And you know what they say, “When Bari Weiss closes a door, satan takes one of his soldiers back and inadvertently leaves a window wide open.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All the reporters fellating LG should instead go talk to their favorite demographic—voters at an Ohio diner—and show them a clip of Lindsey Graham speaking with no context and see what they have to say about him.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know how couples that have been married for 50 years sometimes die within days or hours of each other and it’s so cute. Anyway, wish that could happen for petty old men who enable genocides because they’re frustrated they can’t time travel to 1979 and be at Studio 54.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026
i should be able to walk into any electronics store in america during normal business hours, put five dollars on the counter, and get to immediately peel the plastic off a TV
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Comedian Bob Marley, of Bangor, has had national exposure on America’s hottest revamped late night show.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gianni Infantino translates literally to Giant Baby and that’s why Trump gets along with him so well
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