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One thing you should keep your eye on is what happened in Roswell in the late 1940s

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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
With appearances by child, abuse, custody battles, in-laws, transgender issues , and The New York Times, this article is guaranteed to have something that will make everyone mad. www.dailymail.com/news/article...
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New York Times exec, 40, 'killed by elderly in-laws in shooting'
Shouyong Zhang and Shili Chen, both 77, allegedly fatally shot their son-in-law Jonathan McKinsey, 40, in a parking lot in Dublin, California on Saturday in a brazen broad daylight attack.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
There should be a law that you have to let people cancel a subscription on the same page they subscribed from. I have a subscription to a publication that took one click to initiate and cancellations have to be done OVER THE PHONE. Seems like that’s not fair.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can a dog be shot and killed by a finger gun? It can at least act like it was
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
a wannabe fitness influencer searching for a slogan along the lines of “pressure makes diamonds” seeing the phrase “jet fuel can’t melt steel beams”: oh baby
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you’ve heard about the song but you haven’t actually heard the song,then the song both exists and doesn’t exist to you, simultaneously. That’s why it’s called “Choosinger’s Texas”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not being held liable when the computer does crimes autonomously even though you taught it to do crimes and practiced doing crimes is a real “sign of the times” type thing. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/t...
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OpenAI’s A.I. Tried Breaching Four Other Targets, With No Prompting (Gift Article)
In each incident, the technology appeared to be conducting mundane data collection and resorted to hacking techniques to get it, researchers said.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every day I’m closer to pulling the trigger on launching my new political party. We’ll have no agenda or ideology, and we only make one promise to our voters: we will give you something new to be mad about every day. The first fully content driven political party.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It’s a shame Mamdani is already married because Trump attending his wedding after skipping his own son’s would’ve been incredible.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*nervously* did they play a football game?
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hear me out. I think we should give Trump $100million dollars and no interference and let the American people see what he builds. Like there’s no chance it’s normal and good. Let the people see what brain-melted freak he is!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In the abstract I think regulating AI is a good thing. In the real world I assume anything Elon Musk supports is dangerous/evil/stupid/wrong.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting close!
Wikipedia summary for Osama Bin Laden highlighting his six wives and 24 childrenWikipedia summary for Elon Musk highlighting his two wives, a domestic partner and 14 children.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Shake Shack? I don’t think I could even get him to budge!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I think it was after the fourth time reloading the article because I couldn’t figure out how to close the pop up ad that was blocking me from reading about the latest mass shooting that it dawned on me “something has gone wrong in this country.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well that’s that! Should be the end of it!
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Sending this to my Fox News relatives and telling them I’d buy it “if it weren’t for Mamdani” as a way of extending the olive branch. homesofcelebs.com/bobby-axelro...
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Bobby Axelrod’s Tribeca Penthouse From ‘Billions’ Lists for $59.5 Million
One of television’s most recognizable billionaire homes, the Tribeca penthouse that served as Bobby Axelrod’s bachelor pad in Showtime’s “Billions”, is now listed for $59.5 million. Portrayed by Damia...
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I’ll be honest I’m kind of enjoying the WWE-WNBA crossover era
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Daramola @izdaramola.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I guess being mad at Fauci is much easier than dealing with the trauma of living through a pandemic and knowing a bunch of people died for no reason
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 29/07/2026
we're past the point whete any of this even has to pretend to make sense anymore, the entire Elon Musk Financial Complex is now just plowing ahead powered by nothing more than the resolute refusal to take what will eventually be one of history's all-time Ls
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Comedy is a data center being built in your enemy’s back yard. Tragedy is the data center being built in your backyard.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It remains unclear to me whether JD Vance joined the Catholic Church in preparation for his new career covering for pedophiles or so that he could argue with the pope and write a book (theses?) about what he thinks Catholicism is in an effort to achieve “Peak Evangelical” status.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I’m just saying that everyone liked a Spider Man movie in like 2002 and for twenty years big movies sucked. So before we glaze this Odyssey movie too much, please consider if you want to be watching Chris Pratt as Hesiod explaining farming to Perses (Miles Teller?) in 2042.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
There’s “Selling Sunset” and “Buying Beverly Hills” so why do TV executives scoff when I try to pitch my concept for “Escrow in Encino”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When the air quality drops below a certain level, indoor smoking bans should be put on hold until conditions improve. You’re inhaling the equivalent of 20 burned trees with every breath, the smoke from my Camel Crush might actually be a relief to your lungs.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Stephen Colbert is famously from South Carolina. And you know what they say, “When Bari Weiss closes a door, satan takes one of his soldiers back and inadvertently leaves a window wide open.”
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
All the reporters fellating LG should instead go talk to their favorite demographic—voters at an Ohio diner—and show them a clip of Lindsey Graham speaking with no context and see what they have to say about him.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
You know how couples that have been married for 50 years sometimes die within days or hours of each other and it’s so cute. Anyway, wish that could happen for petty old men who enable genocides because they’re frustrated they can’t time travel to 1979 and be at Studio 54.
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chris “bluesky” poster @chrisrd19.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/07/2026
i should be able to walk into any electronics store in america during normal business hours, put five dollars on the counter, and get to immediately peel the plastic off a TV
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Gianni Infantino translates literally to Giant Baby and that’s why Trump gets along with him so well
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Between buying my first piece of Team USA gear today (I’m a lifelong jinx) and Trump sticking his Big Mac greased fingers into the gears, I gotta say I don’t feel great about the vibes tonight.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Congress is like 20 percent former military. Might I suggest we go another way. I want a representative who feels bad about pulling weeds out of the ground. Not like, debilitatingly guilty, just someone who has a vague idea that they’re a part of some larger ecosystem and wonders if it’s ok.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The scientists says it’s called a heat dome but I already have a name for it, folks. We’re calling it the Dutch oven, and folks love when I do it. I let out a little bit of gas and pull the blanket over their heads and they love it so much, they can’t stop talking about it.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Donald Trump has stolen billions of dollars. But the liberals at my World Cup watch party kept saying “Cabo Verde.” I have never felt more politically homeless.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
On July 4th, Taylor and Travis have decided to stage an ironic portrayal of a royal wedding mocking those English doorknobs that we were declaring independence from. Don’t get your panties in a bunch about it.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It’s common knowledge that half or more of all perpetrators of terrorist and other mass casualty acts have come in contact with the FBI previously. But how does the FBI find these people initially? These days, I believe it’s mostly through being really good at the NYT Connections game.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I fully recognize I’m an ugly American, but every time I watch soccer it’s like watching people casually run and play in a park with brief appearances by a falcon that dives in and causes a flurry of activity.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
you people need to show more respect for the political machinery that lost to donald trump twice
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
If it happens, watching the market cap of SpaceX implode just like his stupid rockets always do would provide me with a cathartic release that would be unrivaled. Like, if all my grandparents came back to life and administered me with doses of medical heroin, the SpaceX thing would feel better.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I’ll tell you this much, if I were on a multi-war losing streak, I wouldn’t be worrying about celebrating my 250th birthday. I’d be in the gym getting ready for next season, Skip.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Why do we use the phrase “as the crow flies?” What crow? How do you know he doesn’t like weaving a little and looking around
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
fox4kc.com/sports/2026-... If the thieves lawyer isn’t alreadypreparing an argument that this was in honor of America 250 and that they intended to throw the equipment in the river, they should consider it.
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English National Team equipment reported stolen: police
The English Men’s National Soccer Team has reportedly had some of its equipment stolen just hours ahead of its scheduled arrival on Saturday, BBC reports.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Watching the financial press take Trump seriously—or even at his word—is infuriating. It’s as if everyone on the subway car was having a serious discussion about the claims the homeless man at the turnstiles had been making about returning to his home planet of Dorgon.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Now we’re launching attacks in the 1 hour window where futures are closed, I see.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I’ve never been a “blame politicians for the stock market” guy but sometimes I do reflect on how every Democrat president of my lifetime saw a fairly steady stock market and every republican president saw a 30 percent drop at some point in their term.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
By attacking a blue state (jinxing the Knicks in game 3) President Trump unintentionally hurt a red state (Texans will now watch the Spurs lose the series in game 5 on their home court). In this essay I’ll prove these kinds of unintended consequences are a direct result of the death of Blue Dog Demo
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
ESPN going straight from a story about KAT losing his mother to a gambling sponsored screen with his MVP odds. Can’t be parodied
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I’m not making a prediction. And I’m not wishing for anything to happen. I’m just saying that we all have friends that we make plans with, and shit on their end inevitably gets fucked up and causes problems, and James Dolan seems like he’s that kind of friend.
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MikeIke @mikemikeike.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
The CIA tried to get the level of mind control through mental illness for decades with MKUltra and the one thing Elon should get credit for in his miserable sad life is that he did it with a website in a year or two.
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