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@mikebirty.bsky.social
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The number one Jos Buttler fan on Blue Sky

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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 20h
He's obviously not going to name the women is he
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 21h
Is it naming every England men's cricketer to score a test century since the year 2000?
Queen Camilla Is

Revealing King Charles'

"Off-Putting"

Nighttime Habit, And

It's Probably Not What

You Think
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Politics. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Chickens drinking beer.
One chickens says, "Nobody wants to go out with me. Is it my politics?"
"That depends...," says the other chicken. "Are your politics repulsive in every way imaginable?"
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Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Mr. President, the air fryers just took over Europe"
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Captain John Craic @johnreidy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
That's right: we're all trying to find the guy who did this
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Its the next logical step.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wonder which ex player will be put in charge of United by early January
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
RT @truecrime-tv.co.uk We are pleased to announce that True Crime TV (Virgin Media channel 148) have signed an exclusive deal with Manchester City FC to broadcast all their 2027 / 2028 fixtures
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Jim Waterson @jim.londoncentric.media · 13/10/2026
“Did you insinuate my wife was a prostitute in the Plymouth Live comments section” never sounded right, glad to see this change.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
A two-headed masked luchador wearing two different masks: one a blue-green and gold classic design and the other green with a spread-wing eagle design. He's wearing a blue singlet and standing in a slightly awkward but still hopefully sufficiently menacing manner. He's framed in a. gold-colored frame with a blue gradient background with wobbly white lines radiating out around the heads. Lettering above and below the frame reads 'Quizás Suceda Hoy' which I believe is Spanish for 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Pam Nash @pamnashes.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Audrey Joughlin, superstar!! ⭐️
bbc.co.uk
The woman who has worked for the NHS since it was founded
Audrey, from Liverpool, started working for the NHS in 1948 and still volunteers in hospitals now.
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
MAGA watching their online friends disappear after Ukraine targeted Russian data centers.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Matchbox on Apple TV. Utterly ludicrous. One of the stupidest, dumbest, most idiotic films I've ever seen 5 stars
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Kyle @milehighkyle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🔥🔥🔥
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I'm late watching the latest #Taskmaster but Isy's "Whoopsie" was probably the funniest thing that's been on Taskmaster in years.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
And the broncos need the drunk horse and vertically striped socks. Is nothing sacred in the world anymore?
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I miss day 1 when the Aussie's are 124/6
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving 🦃 🇨🇦 🍁
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I feel seen
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Gourdo! 🎃 @posting.fan · 12/10/2026
Dr. Robotnik
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Maybe time to have Vance Joseph call plays on both sides?
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is this supposed to discourage me from seeing the movie?
Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving from Berton and Craig!
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You’ve fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well known is this; never sit opposite the magic cookie bar
Magic cookie bar
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
According to my city friend it was
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Not sure why that kick off didn't end up in the English channel though?
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Game ball to the back up long snapper.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Back in the 80s / 90s city fans started bringing inflatible bananas to matches. And then restarted when they got "good" Could be that?
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Either direction is funny
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
116 charges now, "Illegal beating of the mighty, champions elect Liverpool at Anfield"
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Si Lloyd @smnllyd5.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Goal for City*
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You wouldn't think that Manchester City would garner any neutral supporters this week of all weeks but they are against Liverpool
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
two teams being disappointing at once is a beautiful tribute to Tottenham
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Every football fan should get this
90s.heardledecades.com
Heardle 90s
The daily musical intro guessing game that's 90s to the max!
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Hey, had a bit of a crappy week - absolutely nothing major, all minor shit that's not worth complaining about normally if they hadn't all happened in the same week - anyway.... Anyone got any good news?
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ruin a book by adding a word White Teeth Decay
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Massive result today in the guess the kot kit quiz. KitTok — Sunday, 11-10-2026 👕 📅 1 ✅ ✅ 💡 Year Hint: Not Used 🔥 Win streak · 19 I scored 32 pts (16 team + 16 year). Can you beat my score? #KitTok @kittok.co.uk Play:
kittok.co.uk
Football Kit Game — Guess the Shirt Daily
Play the free daily football kit game. Reveal tiles on a hidden shirt, guess the club and year, share your score — new kit quiz every day.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finished Reacher 4. Was very Reacher. Surprised that Alan Richarson was in Philly for that long and it doesn't look like Quinta got him to appear Abbot
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__________ @jenbren.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HAAAAAAAAAA
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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Burnham's broken Britain
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A man just asked me if I knew "the way to the nearest fucking Wickes." I told him to mind his Bs and Qs. No you resign.
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wordle 1,939 3/6 ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Decent only connect intro
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thou shalt not kill… …except when thou canst generate revenue through live-streaming it.
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Keith @keefeglise.mastodonapp.uk.ap.brid.gy · 09/10/2026
Just one recommendation this week. #FollowFriday @keefeglise. The man broke the news of the death of Ambridge patriarch Jeffrey Archer on Mastodon.
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DismalChips DIED FIFTY YEARS AGO THIS VERY NIGHT @dismalchips.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Chris de Burgh's first draft
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Soundtrack by John Cage
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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Gonna let you go first and report back. If everything is fine on the other side I'll join you in a year and 4 weeks
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Doug Savage @savagechickens.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On Short Notice. www.patreon.com/savagechicke...
Office Chicken 1: I need to cancel our meeting.
Office Chicken 2: Why?
Office Chicken 1: Because I realized that life is short and I've got better things to do with my remaining time on this planet.
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