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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finished the Iowa game this morning because I'm old and west coast start times suck, but am chuffed by the result. I'd stick with Helsinki under center for next week, but keep him on a short leash if Brown is healthy.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I need to start using the word "chuffed" more.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
what is the movie that came out before you were born that you've watched the most times? Boy, I've seen hard days night and singing in the rain a billion times each, but i'd have to imagine it's
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Oz: Scarecrow & Dorothy on Yellow Brick Road
ALT: Oz: Scarecrow & Dorothy on Yellow Brick Road
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 05/10/2026
Matt Rhule is canon in the DC Universe, appearing in the Lanterns finale.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When I’m president, I’m going to create a tv channel strictly for political ads, and ban them from every other channel. That goes for all the military commercials too. During off season, I’ll banish the boner pill commercials there.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Football, pizza, beer = Happy fat guy
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My fat ass at a Chinese buffet
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m a couple weeks behind on AEW shows, so as long as I don’t watch those, Pac will still be alive. This fucking sucks. It’s the early 2000’s all over again
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has a political sign in someone’s front yard ever swayed a voter?
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@markmcconville.bsky.social Sorry to bug you about this, but I'm guessing the SuperEgo Everything Bundle doesn't list Forgotten Classics: Ulysses or either of the new ones because those were through Dynasty Typewriter, or will they be added later?
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Two of my favorites
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy @electrolemon.bsky.social day to all who celebrate
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ref: “There are flags on both teams: Illegal Formation, Offense. Stabbing and killing a WR with a samurai sword, Defense. Those penalties offset. Repeat 2nd down”
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Packers aren’t selling shirts that say “I’m addicted to Smack” what are we even doing?
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Oh no, Caleb
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Hey, you know those prescription commercials that play during sporting events that everyone hates? I can make them worse. Imagine this: Simple scene with doctor and patient, but make it ALL AI generated!” “Genius!”
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m at the “only listening to nu metal” stage of depression. Not sure if that’s progress or not.
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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
All new HEY RANDY with special celebrity guest @timbaltz.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Congrats! You’ve got a golden ticket to Macon!
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It is painful to watch MNF. Or more correctly, the 10 hours of political ads wrapped around 30 second chunks of football.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Spent less than $20 on this haul yesterday because physical media rocks and fuck streaming companies.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Maybe I’m just being a negative Nelly, but seems like Rayban/Meta could potentially have ulterior motives for handing out free glasses to veterans.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Every political ad in Iowa: Dem: “Shit’s expensive and our water is killing us. We need to fix it. Vote for me!” Rep: “Liberal scumbag Joe Smith once murdered an elk and then jerked off on its corpse. He’s too liberal for Iowa.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
SAVANNAH, GA—In remembrance of the lives lost on that fateful day, sources confirmed that the roster of the Savannah Bananas took to the field prior to Friday’s game to commemorate the 25th anniversar...
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Being forced to use AI at work. Burn it all down.
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Heather Anne Campbell @heathercampbell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
(Unfolding iPhone duo) time to unlock my potential (snapping open mechanical keyboard) on my mini computer (hanging three batteries over my shoulder) ‘cause we’re at peak design (AirPlay enabled) and nothing will stop me (slamming apple vision over my eyes) from productivity (my car crashes)
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I love the idea of volleyball at Wrigley, but maybe should have factored in September humidity in the Midwest at night.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dolly, Tim Curry, and Optimus Prime in the same fucking week? Fuck everything, man.
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Alt Wallet Inspector @mustachedad.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
basically sums up my feelings on 2026 to this point
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Miles Pen @ #hbspoilers @militarypenguin.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
You're all contractually obligated to read this comment Rob Paulsen made on a Tim Curry interview in 2025
Rob Paulsen - Voice Actor

I had the remarkable privilege to work with Tim a few dozen times.
Kind, generous, playful, naughty and a TOTAL pro. A couple years ago, at NY Comic Con, I was in the green room having lunch and Tim
came in in his chair. Of course, I was aware of his stroke, so l walked over knelt down and said, "Tim! It's Rob Paulsen. We
worked together on..." he looked me and said, "I know who you are,
you fucking wanker." It was like a blessing from the Pope. Utterly
unique. Unstoppable. A total star.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
DEAR TRASH GOD, STOP TAKING AWESOME PEOPLE AND START TAKING BILLIONAIRES AND OTHER SHITTY HUMANS.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly always seemed like someone who would never pass. She was amazing at everything she did and the world is much worse off without her.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Playing a fun game called “see how much booze I can drink“. Tomorrows game of “feeling like shit” will be less fun.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Jump into traffic and just save everyone the hassle
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Brian Stack @brianstack153.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Thanks again to the hilarious Nikki Glaser for inviting this insane weirdo to interrupt her speech and surprise Conan last March at The Kennedy Center when he got his Mark Twain Prize. #FlashbackFriday @nikkiglaser.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/RfHXY...
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Missed this guy so much #ConanObrien #MarkTwainPrize
YouTube video by Netflix Is A Joke
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Don’t worry, gang. My grandma taught me ALL of these before she died.
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rivers mccown @riversmccown.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We Taught Scooby Doo How To Say Craig Biggio; The Results Will Stun You

Albuquerque Isotopes
@ABQTopes
Welcome to the Roc Show. Roc Riggio connects on his first Triple-A home run!

B2: Isotopes 1, Aviators 0
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We have our first look at the new future king:
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Feels like a "play the Aja album on repeat" kind of day.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What's your favorite bible verse? Wrong answers only.
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Mr. Tyler CroOoOoOoOok @mrtylercrook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
What if a.i. was a human baby, would you unplug them?! What if that human baby was going to grow up and be a mass murderer?!! But what if that a.i. baby only killed Hitlers??!!!! These powerful thought experiments reveal your ability to think critically about a.i.
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Lily Sullivan @lilyyily.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
The truck with the most SDE
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Earth can explode any fucking time now, please.
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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Using a fake AI video to trash Trump is like getting Woody Allen to do a cameo saying child molesting is bad. It’s wearing a Protect Trans Kids shirt to a Harry Potter movie. It’s eating a salad in the summer of 2026 to protest diarrhea. It’s posting an anti Epstein meme to a Michael Jackson song.
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
New season of Reacher is good so far, fyi
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Wonder how much Deere paid for those ads as they lay off their employees to move manufacturing to mexico
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You know when you clean your kitchen counter & you find a broken piece of plastic? You have no idea where it came from, but you hold on to it because it kinda looks familiar & it might be important. Eventually, you get tired of looking at it and throw it away. That's what my bsky account is to y'all
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mikeakaleroy @mikeakaleroy.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
So they give Mike Santana a goofy ass name, and then immediately have him get beaten up by Zilla. Sound strategy.
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Ken Childs @thekenchilds.com · 07/08/2026
Humpty Hump
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