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🎶new york eyes, chicago thighs🎶 compliance accountant | BA History | MBA leftist | horror | books | movies | music | great tits | Oxford comma no war but class war Free Palestine🇵🇸 fuck ICE ✨no DMs✨ 🖤🩶🤍 if you know me irl, no you don’t

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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 16h
I don’t need fuck you money but it would be nice to stop having fuck me money
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Phillip Anderson @phillipanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I have horrible thoughts.”
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Andrew Garfield’s impression of Peter Falk’s Columbo is surprisingly hot
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
September 30 October 1
still of Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body before the titular character was possessed still of Megan Fox in Jennifer’s Body after the titular character was possessed
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
bring back short shorts for men
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
every time there is a new SA case in the news, we share our stories. nothing ever changes. sorry for being cynical, but I’m having a really hard time with the concept of hope for a better future. especially considering the people in charge. I’m so tired.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
growing up, movies made me think “killer” bees were going to be a much bigger problem than they actually are. see also: quicksand p.s. love and the utmost respect to bees
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Batman: The Animated Series (‘92-‘95) is ART
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Netflix asking me to put in my phone number pissed me right tf off
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
being apolitical is being political but being too selfish and/or dumb to realize it
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just made the most beautiful, colorful pasta salad
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
tchotchkes?? this this economy???
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
all food is outrageously priced and now it’s almost all poisoning us. very cool fun country. and don’t get me started on the horse as beef meat fraud conspiracy.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly and Tim Curry?! this is devastating.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
rest in peace, legend. you’ve had such a positive impact on this world and will never be forgotten.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
so… the kids aren’t learning Greek mythology anymore(??) what the hell is happening in American schools?! some of them can’t even count change or read analog clocks. “writing” even short 5–page essays with AI. no critical thinking. I’m kind of panicking about this. the future doesn’t bode well.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Hayden Panettiere’s passing is tragic whichever way you look at it. we seemed to watch Remember the Titans a lot in grade school (the Titans happened to be the mascot for the catholic high school most of were destined to attend). I feel so deeply for her daughter.
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Existential dread (extended club mix)
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
found a large snake skin my my yard today and haven’t been able to stop thinking about it…in my entire life in this area, I’ve never seen a single snake. let alone a big one.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
it’s giving Barbara and Adam Maitland
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Sheets Ghosts: We're Ghosts!
ALT: Sheets Ghosts: We're Ghosts!
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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
𝔄𝔫𝔡 𝔬𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 7𝔱𝔥 𝔡𝔞𝔶 𝔥𝔢 𝔯𝔢𝔣𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔡 𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔦𝔩𝔩 𝔡𝔦𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔫𝔰𝔢𝔯
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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
So far the best use for Flock cameras has been as an accidental honeypot to see which law enforcement officers can't resist stalking women in extremely well-documented ways, which is apparently the only thing they can be fired for or resign over. We should probably still unplug them all though!
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
your favorite disney princess (wrong answers only)
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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Soon, it will be time to disappear into a cornfield
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
i’m just a poor boy, nobody loves me
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
they should make a sleep where it feels like you’ve slept
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
another failed assassination attempt… what a bummer
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
the irrational level of hatred I have for The Adjudicator from John Wick 3
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Spoken like a man adjudicated as a sexual abuser.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I wish someone would get a good punch in while he’s on camera
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the rate at which home healthcare companies are merging is genuinely concerning to me
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
do you even use your turn signals bro
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the past decade has been one long existential crisis
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
oof.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
just found out there are mink in my neighborhood. I didn’t even know they were found in Illinois. they’re picking off my neighbor’s chickens and they warned me bc of my smaller dogs.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
listen, I’m too old (38) to still be trekking to Tinley Park for shows
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I wish I could be somewhere other than my own head
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I know I have questionable (at best) tastes in men bc I find that Apex (2026) clip of Taron Egerton deliciously enticing
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
injections in my hips bc I’m an old lady (37)
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
doesn’t even know about one the most infamous US foreign ops. truly pathetic. Bay of Pigs, who?
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
what if we all applied for the slush fund
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
capitalism 💁🏼‍♀️
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the bees have finally had enough and are going after the enemy
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 17/05/2026
People are super committed to ignoring how central white supremacy is here because white supremacy teaches people that anyone who takes it seriously can be easily dismissed.
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🖤 @midwestaftermath.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
the thing about me is I won’t get on a rollercoaster, but I’ve been skydiving. skydiving just feels safer to me.
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 13/04/2026
Just because you have a friend who plays trombone that doesn’t mean the universe is telling you to start a ska band
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Harbinger Of Mundane @harbingerofmundane.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Word to your mothers…
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