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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 21h

Stephen King was just an ordinary student, running down the street late for school, a slice of toast in his mouth, when he was hit by a truck and woke up in: The Dark Tower

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: behold! i can kill an elephant with just a touch! Edison: the power of electricity makes me a god! a god, i say! Edison: and they said i was mad! ha! Mad? i'll show them mad!! Edison: ah ha ha ha! Shelley: damn i take it back Shelley: maybe this guy DOES get frankenstein

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: ok now prepare yourself for the main event! Edison: here it is Edison: Frankenstein! Poe: what the hell Koontz: [cries] Edison: sorry sorry that's the wrong reel Edison: that's my topsy the elephant livestreamed execution reel

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: oh i see Edison: i guess you'd rather a big oaf with neck bolts huh?!?! Shelley: no Shelley: you assholes always get it wrong Shelley: the monster's supposed to be hot Guillermo del Toro: right, hot Shelley: see? this guy got it right Shelley: got that one thing right Shelley: not much else

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: don't be afraid, ma'am! this monster isn't real! it's merely an illusion created by... movie magic! and the power of thomas edison's patent-pending ELECTRICITY (tm)!!!! Shelley: motherfucker, i know that Shelley: why's the monster look like that? Edison: like what? Shelley: like shit Edison:

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Mary Shelley: sup fuckers Poe: thomas edison was showing us his frankenstein Shelley: oh yeah? let me see Edison: behold! Shelley: Shelley: Shelley: Shelley: why's he look like that

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: ok i'm going to start the movie Edison: rest assured, ladies and gentlemen, that you are in no danger Edison: although these moving pictures are disturbingly lifelike, they are mere images like upon the walls of plato's cave Edison: the monster cannot escape from the film and get you

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: See! the modern prometheus as you've never seen him before Edison: brought to you by me, thomas edison, a modern prometheus in his own right Edison: let's see that fuckin nikola tesla compete with this!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: Yes, it's Thomas Edison's Frankenstein! Edison: brought to you by the miracle of Thomas Edison's greatest discovery- ELECTRICITY! Koontz: gosh! i thought benjamin franklin discovered electricity! Edison: Edison: get out Koontz: b-but Edison: GET OUT King: now thomas, dean didn't Edison: OUT

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Edison: and today i have brought you a spectacle the likes of which you have never seen before Edison: an extravaganza of moving imagery! Edison: a spectacular of terror that will have you quaking in your seats! Edison: behold! Edison: Thomas Edison's Frankenstein!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Thomas Edison: Behold! it is I! The Bringer of Light! The Inventor of Modernity! A veritable god on earth! Poe: King: Koontz: Barker: Lovecraft: Edison: allow me to introduce myself Edison: i am thomas E. Edison Edison: geeeeeeenius

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: the vampire advanced, his eyes sparkling with the dead avidity of a stuffed moose Poe: that doesn't make sense steve King: it's called a metaphor Poe: yes but Poe: are you aware of what a metaphor is for, steve? King: it sounds cool? Poe: sometimes but Barker: this does not sound cool steve

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: c'mon guys i'm sure you've heard people say it Barker: i have never in my life heard anyone say that King: well, that's old and sad, like the glasses of water that they bring you in diners Barker: WHAT King: it's called a metaphor, clive Barker: I am aware of metaphors Barker: but still WHAT

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: you know, halleljah amen chunky peanut butter Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker: King: it's a thing people say Barker: maybe you say it King: it's a common expression Barker: no it's not

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: whatever, i don't care. hallelujah, amen, chunky peanut butter! Koontz: Poe: Lovecraft: Barker: Poe: uh Barker: no no edgar let me ask it Barker: steve, what the fuck are you talking about

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: also, there's a priest in this town King: he's having a crisis of faith because he's upset that the modern church just cares about social justice instead of monsters King: "i can't believe the catholic church has gone woke," he laments

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: don't worry about that bram King: this writer has a chaste romance with a woman that involves drinking beer with her dad Stoker: oh you thought of everything!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stoker: see, a lot of people think that many writers are gay Barker: get outta town!! Stoker: writers are actually the most het of all professions Stoker: if there's one thing we never think about, it's dudes Barker: how do you feel about cowboys bram Stoker: i Stoker: that's different!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Bram Stoker: steve, this is the greatest vampire story ever told! Stoker: but i'm worried King: oh? Stoker: well, you've established that our hero is a manly guy who's not a weird artsy weirdo King: yeah he drinks beer Stoker: right right Stoker: but how do we know he's not gay?

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: anyway this writer teams up with this kid King: people underestimate this kid because he's not traditionally manly and he likes reading EC horror comics and famous monsters of filmland magazines and stuff King: but secretly he's really cool and brave Poe: steve Poe: is the kid you King: i

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

King: i definitely want to emphasize that this writer is a totally normal guy King: he doesn't smoke weed like some sort of artsy fartsy guy King: he drinks beer, the normal drink of normal writers King: in fact, the more beer you drink you more normal you are

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Stephen King: so as i was saying, salem's lot King: everyone in salem's lot is excited because a writer is coming to town King: everyone is so excited because he's so cool and awesome King: i mean, a writer is like a real life super hero Poe: yeah that scans Barker: no lies detected

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (pro orph) @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Check out this awesome midnight pals doily AND lipcote 💋 from @robinjohnson.bsky.social and @sellybeth.bsky.social !! Thank you so much 🖤

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: also my vampires are not sexy at all Stoker: this is the most accurate dracula adaptation ever! Stoker: finally someone who understands that dracula isn't about sex! Poe: Barker: Koontz: Lovecraft:

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: also he's not gay, don't get that idea Bram Stoker: i like that! King: he's got a wholesome relationship with his girlfriend, which mostly consists of drinking beer with her dad Stoker: oh yeah this is the most het relationship ever

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: i know what you're thinking King: "but steve there's no way this writer could be THAT normal" King: he's gotta be a little weird right? a little strange? King: maybe even a little fruity in that way that writers are? King: well, news flash, bub! some writers are totally normal in every way

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: this writer is just a real normal guy King: in fact, he's so normal that everyone he meets comments on how cool and normal he is and how much they'd love to hang out with him and just get a beer, you know, like bros, but also not in a gay way Bram Stoker: i like him already!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: a vampire comes to salem's lot King: and only this writer can stop it! King: this writer's not like other writers tho King: he's real normal and cool King: just a cool guy you'd love to hang out with, maybe get a bear King: just a real T-shirt and jeans kinda guy King: not weird at all

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: obviously when i say vampire hair, i mean like dracula hair Stoker: yes yes of course Tobe Hooper: hey can i make a suggestion for the salem's lot film adaptation King: is it about the vampire's hair? Hooper: Hooper: yes it is King: ooo umm hmm King: hmm err King: gosh i dunno

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: so a vampire comes to the town of salem's lot King: and you know he's a vampire because he's got the vampire haircut Bram Stoker: oh, yeah, totally Stoker: i know exactly what you mean Poe: what's vampire hair? King: you know King: vampire hair Stoker: yeah edgar, vampire hair! Stoker: DUH

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

King: you ever wonder what would happen if dracula happened today? King: well, i think it might go a little something like this...

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Stephen King: submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of salem's lot King: you're gonna like it, bram Bram Stoker: oh? King: yeah, it's about a writer King: oh there's some vampires too King: but they're less important

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The ARC Party @thearcparty.com · 03/10/2026

New episode! Over 2 hours of me and Bitter Karella talking about QUAINT FOLK, releasing this Tuesday! You have two jobs: preorder, and listen! www.thearcparty.com/p/bitter-kar...

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Available 10/6 - preorder today!

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The ARC Party @thearcparty.com · 03/10/2026

My friends, I’m 45 minutes into an edit of a conversation with Bitter Karella (AKA @midnightpals.bsky.social ) and there is NO END IN SIGHT. Had so much fun talking about QUAINT FOLK and so much more. I will get this out ASAP because you need to hear it. Until then, PREORDER!

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Quaint Folk

Quaint Folk is a sharply satirical queer folk horror novel that peels back the idyllic veneer of a seemingly perfect island town to reveal the rot beneath, from Bram Stoker and Shirley Jackson Award-n...

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oates: well, if you don't like that idea, maybe you'll like this one Oates: i've got this golden apple here for the fairest Roberts: please! we weren't born yesterday Roberts: there's no way we're falling for THAT obvious bait Roberts: i'll just take that thank you very much Hill: hey wait a minute

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oates: wow, you guys really didn't like my idea, huh? Oates: you all sound like a bunch of skeleton lovers

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hoover: i will strip your skin from your bones and wear it like a suit and we will be born into new worlds where our flesh is one! do you hear me, joyce carol oates?! you will rue this day!! Roberts: Roberts: ok Roberts: um Sandra Hill: you know i feel like colleen hoover is not entirely wrong

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Roberts: colleen, settle down! remember our mantra Hoover: fuck the mantra! i'm angried up! i'm boiling with rage! i got ants in my pants and i'm itchin' to fight! Roberts: that's not the romance way! Roberts: leave the shivivng to mary shelley Hoover i don't need a shiv the way i'm gonna do it

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Colleen Hoover: if you see me coming, you best cross the street, joyce carol oates Hoover: because i will kill you and i will eat you Roberts: Colleen! Roberts: really, joyce, you must excuse colleen Roberts: she's full of passion Roberts: we are romance writers after all

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Roberts: um Roberts: wow joyce Roberts: that is certainly a take Roberts: wow Colleen Hoover: i'm going to murder you, joyce carol oates Roberts: colleen! Hoover: i'm going to murder you and feast on your bones Oates: oh people say that to me all the time

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oates: actually what i wanted to say was Oates: i was thinking we should just replace you all with machines cuz you're just writing by formula Oates: it's like how some clothes are made by humans but other clothes are made by machines Oates: the analogy totally holds up if you think about it

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

[circle of love] Nora Roberts: heeey everyone guess what? Roberts: joyce carol oates has something to share Sandra Hill: is it her gross foot again Roberts: no no no Roberts: Roberts:it's not your gross foot again is it joyce Oates: why? do you want to see it? Oates: check this shit out Roberts: no-

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Barker: that is a great take, joyce Barker: you should definitely go write over to the romance writers circle and tell them that right now Oates: do you think so? Poe: don't do that Barker: don't listen to edgar, he's a hater Barker: you should DEFINITELY do that

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Oates: this whole AI thing Oates: why not let it write the romance books? Oates: since that's an inferior kind of writing Oates: not like the kind i do Barker: ha ha ha!! Barker: YES! Barker: masterful trolling! Poe: is she trolling tho? Barker: we'll never know Barker: that's the beauty of it

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Joyce Carol Oates: you know Oates: i have a take Barker: oh shit Barker: oh shit this is gonna be good Poe: how do you figure? Barker: edgar Barker: it's a joyce carol oates take Barker: they're always good Poe: i don't know about that Barker: they're good to me, edgar

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

our own bitter karella will be on the road promoting their books Moonflow and Quaint Folk soon! Come see us, why not?

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Steven Boyett: what's this? do we have a skunk fucker in the house? Frank Belknap Long: get outta here, mundane, & take your fursecution with you! Brian Jacques: [squeaking] fursecution! fursecution! Boyett: ooo fine! Boyett: you win this round Boyett: but senator tuberville's gonna hear about this!

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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Barker: i'm just saying Barker: you don't keep a sexy pic of a rat around for nothing Poe: well, come on, clive, i wouldn't call that picture especially sexy Osamu Tezuka: whoa whoa whoa Tezuka: let's not say anything we can't take back

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