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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🍺 @bagpuss.org · 13/10/2026
"AI will change the world."
A screenshot via Reddit https://redd.it/1x4lmsu of someone searching Google "what is penis in braille" and receiving an AI overview: "The penis cannot read Braille because it lacks the necessary nerve receptors. Nerve Endings: Reading Braille requires Meissner's corpuscles, which are specialized nerve endings in the fingertips and other sensitive skin areas responsible for detecting light touch and fine textures."
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Bethany Williams @bethanyincbr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Food for thought
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 8h
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 17h
adult friend finder could have been such a great website but they wasted the name on the same shit a million other sites had. "dads in your area want to drill a few holes in scrap wood and drink three beers" imagine getting that popup
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 23h
Shut up!
"GE warns its toaster may grow human arms and shoot you with a gun" Ok that sounds like their fault. They should do something about that
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
be not afraid
don't make me come down there!!!
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Our internet, how we get all of our information, now has banned using the word "sex" without writing it like "s*x" but our kids are being inundated with people falling off rollercoasters, being mauled by Tigers, and jumping off buildings. It creates a culture afraid of people but in love with death.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I would like to see somebody run on swinging the pendulum back. No, actually, you don't have a Constitutional right to sic 40,000 Belarusian bots disguised as sexy grandmas underneath every WNBA highlight in order to make an entire sport about the existence trans people. Stop accepting that premise.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nobody likes that the internet has been overrun with fake shit, and it is materially, negatively impacting our relationships with our neighbors and our trust in literally everything. Republicans benefit from this environment, and therefore attempted to criminalize the study of information ops.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It does appear the "data center eliminated Nazi and otherwise fuckface bots" narrative is basically wishcasting, it does show you how popular getting rid of this shit would broadly be, and that maybe a smart person should run on it.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 12/10/2026
its very convenient when people admit their crimes like this, if only there were actually going to be consequences, its a shame crime is legal
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Zelensky on bombing the Russian data centers: “It’s pretty clear where the bots were coming from.”
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The legal environment our corrupt Supreme Court has created for this man is that he can do no wrong. But the political truth is that he can do no right. He has made himself illegitimate. That he remains in office despite this isn't evidence to the contrary, it's evidence of systemic political rot
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
This man started his term by selling control of the federal government to his richest donor. He then spent the remainder of his time wiping his ass with-never mind the constitution--the declaration of independence. There's no such thing as legitimate official acts from him as far as I'm concerned
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I just don't care about any ~law enforcement~ story coming out of this administration because the idea of this man enforcing laws is preposterous on its face. We're talking about an arsonist doing fire code inspections. You're a sucker if you engage with any of it in good faith
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
run out?
“Run out” of gasoline? Ha! That’s
like saying we’re going to run out
of old-growth timber. There’ll
always be enough.
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Leigh Booker @leighbooker.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's not even the ethics of it. My career, my hobbies, my free time, hell, my whole life took off once I fully left Twitter. It is a place to go if you want to be stuck in a neverending race war feedback loop. Like not using ChatGPT, not using Twitter is a superpower. Remain employable; stay off it.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
for as long as i've been alive, republicans have ran the same playbook: a few weeks before voting begins, they roll out completely fabricated smear campaigns. these things are always coordinated, so the talking points take over the news. the party is never electorally punished for their dishonesty.
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
who else?
face down, ass up, that's the way i like to hug
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Howard Breen He/Him @howardbreen.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This was not a war. This was genocide.
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💢Marx Was Right.🕊 @paulwalker44.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#Gaza
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I hope you share and this makes people seriously think about our society!
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You can kill as many people as you want, but you target a beautiful precious data center? The one that hosted all 40,000 Sexy Ladies For Ken Paxton accounts?
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Just George Oh 🤘😎💨 @timmytwoshirts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ever met this guy?
I'M NOT A SHEEP! i will only get information from coworkers and a guy who makes videos in his car!!!
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God @thegodshow.com · 10/10/2026
HOLY SHIT. WOW. 🤦‍♂️
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
how to find a dietician
how to find a dietician: type what you're eating into social media and one will arrive shortly
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
the media has taken the press release that "AI Has Solved Hundreds Of Difficult Math Problems" at face value and mostly ignored that the few times actual mathematicians reviewed the work, the problems were not solved. if you repeat this claim you're doing the oppressor's work for them
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DSL fish @guarder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she generated goatse from first principles
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Eric Levai @ericlevai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.
Screenshot from this article: https://www.nytimes.com/2026/10/08/us/politics/fort-hood-execution-streamed-public.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HVE.Rw7O.Sj-0_s5YONzL&smid=nytcore-android-share
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
republicans used to complain about the violence in gangster rap and now they want to livestream an execution
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Xela Hart @xelahart.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster theonion.com/recipe-for-disaster
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Recipe For Disaster
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 10/10/2026
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Charles Keener @charleskeener.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
self-made
I’m self-made, Franklin!
Self made. All I had to
start my business was
money from my
parents, some
loans co-signed
by my parents,
and a free
place to live
from my
parents!
It’s called
working
hard.
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/10/2026
This ICE agent’s entire Instagram feed, “shooter.914,” is guns, watches, energy drinks, and alcohol.
A shooter.914 post showing a blue handgun and Reign energy drinkThe console of a car with an energy drink and handgun in the cup holders. In the foreground, shooter.914’s wrist with a fancy watch in it. Background: Two assault rifles and a Monster energy drink A screenshot of his whole account showing more of the same
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
2026 isn't "a weird time in history," we're living through the inevitable conclusion to doing everything wrong
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Bluesky Fanatic @blueskyfanatic.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
THINK ABOUT IT - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELETAN FROM DA FUTURE "YOU CANT RETURN TO THE PAST, BUT YOU CAN THINK ABOUT WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE, IF YOU WHERE YOUR CURRENT AGE, IN LIKE 1994 " WHAT WOULD MY JOB BE THEN , WHAT KIND OF COMPUTER WOULD I HAVE , WOULD MY LIFE BE BETTER, OR WHOULD IT BE WORSE , WOULD DA EARLY INTERNET BE AS ENCHANTING TO ME AS IT WAS TO PEOPLE IN 1994 OR WOULD IT BE SOAKED IN THE RUINED PROMISE OF ITS CONCEPTION ,WOULD I SEND LETTER'S IN THE MAIL AND RECIEVE THEM FROM OTHER'S, WHOULD WATCHING TV BE BORING OR WOULD IT BE LIKE WATCHING A YOU TUBE COMPOLATION OF OLD VHS TAPE'S, ECT, ECT, - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sam Altman said people are just gonna have to die in order to implement AI. In the very same week, Anthropic claimed it’s a human rights violation to be mean to the computer. These people need to be held accountable. They think lines of code are a person with rights but living people are debris.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 08/10/2026
From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
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DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment
WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide some joy to the nation and boost overall well-being, Justice Department officials announced plans Monday to bring back firing squads as a means of entertainment. “Fo...
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The American white collar workforce started working from home three days a week for like six months a year into COVID and executives so thoroughly lost their minds over this that they installed Trump II. If anything, AI will create the 7-day workweek.
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