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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The coal dust really makes your eyes pop
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Alito bolsonaro hospital arc
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
One of my neighbors growing up nursed an abandoned whitetail and then let her go, she was super chill and would let you pet her and eat tortillas out of your hand. Deer are just tall dogs
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
We gotta have a lil king, as a treat
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Good thing universities didn't gut other important science programs in order to build a "college of ai"
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
This shit's gonna change the scientific understanding of the human psyche
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
It may come from programming. In certain sectors (the trendier ones) people do lots of emoji spam in their readme. Donno if this particular repo is satire but it's emblematic of the thing github.com/mTvare6/hell...
github.com
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
The fascism and general state of things have genuinely caused and inflamed a lot of neurosis in people
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
And you know who told lowtax to create the SA forum? That's right, Jeff Epstein the financier
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
This guy in particular has about twenty different channels all full of stupid face framegrabs
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I logged on earlier today and had the distinct feeling of watching a barrel of rats fight each other
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
You rip them off once you spot a drone
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Brazilian Moses is whoopin his ass
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I've now learned that the fent cop (Marvin Morales) went on to stab his 11 year old son to death before being shot to death by his old department
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This is what they took from you
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Man I love sitting in a car for sixteen hours a day playing candy crush
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
The Ghost of Pisseapolis
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
This is some random sovereign citizen's time to shine
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
@cascoinfoundation.org @bft.wtf huge news, cas coin has a rival
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Manchurian candidate activation phrase
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
My man Henry Louis Gates Jr will be a Futurama-style head in a jar telling horrified celebrities their ancestor was in ICE
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Much ink has been spilled about Clarence Thomas' secret twitter account but no one ever talks about Jerome's bluesky alt
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Hell hath no fury like a credit card company scorned. In woke 2, there is only amex
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
medium.com/the-haven/se... archive.ph/osZOF
archive.ph
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Grok, show me charlie kirk's balls
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I believe that is a one gallon nursery pot placed on a dinner plate. I wonder if the plate was a later innovation
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Dammit, we just got to protein vapes and now there's a new fad? You know how long it'll take for someone to make a fiber vape??
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Why do you think they had to rip up all the flooring?
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I shouldn't be surprised that anarcho-Bidenists have no idea how power plants work, since anarcho-Bidenists don't work lol
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
This is besides the point but she's also got terrible line delivery
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
They're calling it the greatest wealth transfer to rural strippers in decades
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
No, that'd be impractical. He probably employs a strategy like me: hiding firearms around the home so that I'm never further than an arm's length from a gun
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
I have no clue honestly,that's my best guess
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Also it happened four months ago and I guess this cohort of people just noticed
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
The people who were portraying it as just "rewriting got history" are burying the lede imo. The author changed the email associated with some past commits, no source code was ever touched. Purely a git metadata change
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
For Tyler they had the gun so they would have almost definitely found his family. I haven't heard anything about weapons left behind so they may have literally nothing this time. Grim
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Turning the lights down and typing 'real people' into the pornhub searchbar
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I thought this was a still from Alex Karp's cocaine fueled rant at first
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Ten trillion to Sabrina
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
you can always x, it’s always morally correct meme saying you can always break a man’s Meta glasses, it’s always morally correct
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Obvious Plant @obviousplant.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Soup Tube
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
Yah man that's crazy, 10x whatever. Get in the tar barrel.
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Walls aren't specified so the democratic party could also be an empty parking lot
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Pretzels are another really achievable home bread, fun to make and pretty hard to mess up
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Lowtax speedrun
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Spoken like someone who hasn't stared into the blinding eye level beacons they put on lifted trucks nowadays
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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
The first guy that put a pig in a blanket
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Incel occupied government
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brooke @augustgreen2.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
we are all kids and then we die
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microplastic stare @microplastic-stare.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
First they came for the poasters And I did not speak out Because I was not a poaster
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