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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch

@microdoodles.bsky.social
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Fight evil. Read books. Be kind, but send mean people packing. Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. 🐸 Can we all get along? - Rodney King

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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 3h
#FacesInThings
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Tedderman1🦋 @twj75.bsky.social · 19h
He wasn't kidding, he really is a shitty President.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 11h
Good morning, my Bleeps. Dream of a perfect world in which the refreshing sea breeze does NOT blow the pages of your book shut and cause you to lose your place. 😄
Colored drawing of an open window with a view of the sea. Sheer curtains billow in a sea breeze. There is a table under the window with an open book, a vase of roses, a closed book, and a shaded table lamp.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 12h
@eastcoastkin-ac.bsky.social Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #BestOfTheMonth.
Blue jay posing on a shepherd's crook against a background of leafy trees.
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Scott Smith @canaansdad1987.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Let's make sure not to upset him any further. Who am I kidding. Make it go viral #USDemocracy
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Orkney Library & Archive @orkneylibrary.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Happy 479th Birthday to Miguel Cervantes who was born #onthisday in 1547 🎂 In his most famous work Don Quixote, the title character charges at windmills, mistaking them for monstrous giants with swords, so in tribute we're all going up Burgar Hill in #Orkney to tilt at the wind turbines. 🎉
An illustration of Miguel Cervantes
The cover of the Penguin edition of Don Quixote
A painting of Don Quixote and Sancho Panza at a windmill
A wind turbine on Burgar Hill in Orkney
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Lee @justlee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminds me of one of my favourite cartoons. Any excuse to repost.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Don't expect too much from life, Melissa. 🤣
Co-star horoscope. Your day at a glance. Fall in love with losing.
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Chris and his farmily of forever farm friends @caenhillcc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good to demonstrate to vet Ross my sheep feeding technique, what could go wrong? Thanks Kate
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump officially rolled back fuel efficiency standards today. The new target for 2031 is about 34.5 miles per gallon, down from 50.4. That means more gas burned, more pollution, and more money out of drivers’ pockets. So much for making things affordable.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@helenbennett.bsky.social Well, I posted too hastily. I already posted this morning, but today's #BirdOfTheDay alt theme is #AwkwardAvian - any bird captured in a silly, clumsy or strange position, and I just now captured this blue jay doing a really odd and awkward wing dance.
Blue jay facing away from the camera, tail extended to the right (giving a lovely view of its bottom), wings cocked in an asymmetrical pattern, top of head and eye just visible above the bird's right shoulder.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Good morning, my Bleeps. It's gonna be a bright, bright, bright sunshiny day.
Golden dawn rising behind a dark row of trees and a power pole to the right. There are some high, wispy clouds in the sky. There is a band of water on the horizon.
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Abilu Tangwa. @abilutangwa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We have enough food, technology, and money to save the planet. We just have a system where destroying it is more profitable. That's not a climate problem. That's a greed problem. #ClimateJustice
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
@helenbennett.bsky.social Today's #BirdOfTheDay alt theme is #AwkwardAvian - any bird captured in a silly, clumsy or strange position. This common grackle was caught scratching an itch.
Common grackle standing on one foot, facing left, and leaning to the side to balance.
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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pay attention Dems. Gov Beshear won twice, in a deep red state, and never threw trans people under the bus. He led with compassion rather than the fear and cowardice we've seen from some of our Ohio candidates and party leadership.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is the 1st day in ages that it's been possible to sit outside without sweating or being pestered by bugs. The new neighbors have finally finished building their McMansion, so it's quiet. Mockingbirds are singing their full repertoires. There's shade, rabbits, squirrels. I want to stay and stay.
Eastern cottontail staring at the camera.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Balancing act.
A mourning dove with wings spread attempts to perch on the squirrel baffle of a feeder pole.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Consumer of carrots.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Two minutes of backyard bird life.
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
EXACTLY 👇 THIS.......
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good grief. My post was meant to be in praise of the medium, despite my cultural biases, but if it's more fun to be offended, then, oh well.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh, what a beautiful morning.
Morning sun on clear blue sky, bright green lawn, distant blue water, and large, fully-leafed trees on either side. Local weather report. 68° F. (Finally: something less than 80° after sunrise!). Sunny skies predicted through at least 11 AM.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@atlanticbirding.bsky.social Today’s #BirdOfTheDay theme is: #Seabirds; any bird found at sea or the coast Alt. is #Airborne; any bird in flight.
Bird in flight against puffy clouds and above glittery ocean, Bahamas.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Serious as a heart 😡
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to eat an apple fritter for breakfast from a well-known bargain grocery chain (that shall remain nameless). There was a piece of CHICKEN BONE with a fragment of flesh on it baked INTO the fritter. I'm not squeamish, but, but, but ... 😳🤮 I did my morning shopping elsewhere.
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yolatabull.bsky.social @yolatabull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Plus, Pestilence Trump cancels almost a billion of Congress approved funding .... targeting the disadvantaged. ASSHOLE!! www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-c...
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Trump cancels nearly $1 billion in spending approved by Congress, a move some lawmakers called illegal
President Trump moved to cancel almost $1 billion in spending that was approved by Congress, marking the second time his administration has employed a rarely used tactic that some lawmakers in both pa...
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Pairs, photos with pairs of the same species in them. American white ibis commonly appear in family groups of six or so. The Alt theme is #Green, photos with Green in the backgrounds not on the birds. A blue jay enjoys a drink from a bird bath at the edge of a wood.
Two American white ibis wading in a shallow drainage swale.A blue jay perched on the rim of a green bird bath. There are tall grasses in the foreground, ferns around the bath, and maple trees in the background.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
... apparently paleness was positive only if it was Indian paleness. How was it that looking white both was and wasn't desirable at the same time? How could something be in two simultaneous states of being? It was the Schrödinger s cat of beauty standards.
Book cover: Mother Land, a novel by Leah Franqui, author of America for Beginners.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The best birthday present imaginable. #DollyDay 💖
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Even though the claim is that there was no chipmunk chow in that pack, I bet it smelled of nutty, fruity snacks from the past!
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Common grackle showing off its iridescence.
Common grackle on a red feeder perch. The bird is black, but shows lots of purple and blue iridescence in this image.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Find the birdie.
A common grackle, black, with yellow eye, is obscured from the neck down by green willow leaves. The bird is near the very top of the image, about halfway across.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I see you.
A blue jay perched on the rim of a bird bath stares directly into the camera.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Standoff.
A common grackle, left, and a
Northern cardinal, right, giving each other the hairy eyeball on a double-hook shepherd's crook supporting two feeders.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have a bone to pick with the designers of the speech-to-text function on iPhone. It pretty consistently mixes up it's and its, and uses the wrong one in most situations. Holy apostrophes! Can't they hire someone who knows a little bit of English grammar to help with this issue?
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Here's some more squishy-lawn fungi for you. These ranged from the size of a quarter (or a 50-cent euro) down to about the size of my pinkie nail.
Tiny Golden brown mushrooms in a weedy Long.A tiny golden-brown mushroom taken from an angle that shows the serrated pale gills on the underside and its very thin stipe.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward". Good old jJob. He knew what was what.
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Despair Cat
Alt: Cat smoking a cigarette.
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Tom Walsh @tewalsh340.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fixed it
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today's #BirdOfTheDay theme is #Borbs, birds looking plump. It's hard to beat a mourning dove at borbiness, but even an American white ibis has borb aspirations . The Alt theme is #Brown, birds with Brown in their plumage. A female indigo bunting, despite the name, is mostly brown.
American white ibis contorted into a somewhat borby shape.Mourning dove on a red feeder perch, clearly having swallowed a tennis ball.Female indigo bunting. She has a trace of blue on her tail and shoulders, but is otherwise brown.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If we had to worry about all our mothers' fears, who among us would ever leave the house?
Book cover: Family Family, by Laurie Frankel.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Then the door behind India opened and Fig came out, rubbing her eyes, hair tangled as tax code.
Book cover: Family Family, by Laurie Frankel. The cover art is a view down a multicolored stairway.
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My latest @newscientist.com cartoon. many more here: www.newscientist.com/author/tom-gauld/
Image: A graph with lots of red dots clustered together in a curve. The are all looking upwards at a single red dot wearing sunglasses. 

Caption: Mike was an outlier and would probably be excluded from the study, but all the other data points secretly thought he was really cool.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let’s celebrate #TheDivers for #BirdOfTheDay today. Any diving bird. Here's a brown pelican, post-dive (as close as I could get to the theme). Alt theme: #BirdStare Any bird captured staring right back at you. Here's an osprey, still ruffled from a recent dive.
Brown pelican on upper right with wings spread, splashing out of the water after a recent dive.Detail of osprey staring toward the camera.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It's been raining for days. Good conditions for mushrooms to sprout. These are tiny Parasola, pleated inkcap mushrooms, with caps about the size of a dime, on slim delicate, stipes.
Two small pale gray mushrooms resembling parasols in a green lawn.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ahem! That would be INTERNATIONAL maritime law.
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Melissa NicWitch of Clan Witch @microdoodles.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fixed it: "RICH American people have more (of your) money in their pockets as a result of Republican policy."
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@whyuhhhhhhhhhh   So last week, I noticed my coworker kept saying weird phrases in meetings. Stuff like:
"We'll take this to the synergy zone."
"Let's triangle back on that."
"Put that in the idea fridge."   No one reacted. Everyone just nodded like it was normal. I figured it was some corporate lingo I missed.   Day two, I hear: "We'll verticalize that bandwidth."   I write it down to Google later. Nothing.   By day three, I'm starting to use them, too. "Yeah, we should put that in the idea fridge." People nodded. I felt included.   Friday rolls around. He pulls me aside and goes:
"I've been making them all up. No one knows what they mean."   HE GOT THE ENTIRE TEAM SAYING NONSENSE. Even the manager threw out "triangle back" in a call.   Now the whole office is trapped in fake jargon with no way out.   I respect it. I fear it.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As we suspected:
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