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michelle weber

@michelleinchief.com
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Roman with a New Jersey core. Any dog is better than all people . Editor, formerly Longreads and Pipe Wrench. Late-breaking artist. "As demure as a brick to the head." Disegni: schizzibizzi.com

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If they had the capacity to do this, it would be really bad. And they probably will try to do a couple of high profile examples to make you think they *do* have the capacity. But like a lot of stuff, this is a memo designed to get you to voluntarily stop doing stuff they don’t like.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 21/07/2025
free idea: an astrology column called "the schmaltz in our stars," you're welcome
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🎃Autopsy of Ashley Lynch 🔪🎞️ @ashleylynch.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
WeTransfer just changed their TOS giving themselves permission to train AI on any content you transfer and produce derivative works based on content you transfer that they are allowed to monetize and you are not allowed payment for. Stop using WeTransfer.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 24/06/2025
Brownshirt ICE rolled up to my local Home Depot today and got the F-off treatment. Shoutout to this woman because this is exactly how it’s done. No badge, face covered = F*ck all the way off. 📌 It’s on us citizens to stand up for our vulnerable brothers and sisters.
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Aidan Moher @aidanmoher.com · 28/05/2025
Reminder that I’m happy to help you move your Substack newsletter to a self-hosted Ghost newsletter that you fully own and control (and that scales more cheaply than Substack if you’re monetized.)
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 26/05/2025
Molly Shah directed Waterworld.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 19/05/2025
no apologies for my choices / nessuna scusa per le mie scelte
a drawing of a wall with a window with green shutters. in front of the wall are four street signs reading "il tuo letto" (your bed), "'na bella camomilla" (a nice camomile), "i tuoi pigiama preferiti" (your favorite PJs), "tutti i libri che non hai letto" (all the books you haven't read), and "la gioventù" (youth). all the signs have arrows pointing the same way except "la gioventù."
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 18/05/2025
“When it was time to write, and he took his pen in his hand, he never thought of consequences; he thought of style. I wonder why I ever bothered with sex, he thought; there’s nothing in this breathing world so gratifying as an artfully placed semicolon.” – Hilary Mantel, A Place of Greater Safety
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 10/05/2025
i love getting to write a strongly worded letter, but I like opening my door to not find my doormat not covered in an actual pile of feces EVEN MORE so hard to please me, it is
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025
you're a right thinking person. do it. totally worth it. no regrets.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 09/05/2025
This Is Just To Say They have elected the pope who does not like MAGA and who Vance was probably hoping they would not Not sorry, he is Augustinian part Black and so woke
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Brian Levine @balevine.com · 08/05/2025
Cubs win! Cubs win!
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 08/05/2025
SCHISM JOKE IS BEST JOKE
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 08/05/2025
my dog is waiting on pins and needles I assume a swiss guard will be at the door any minute now
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 08/05/2025
🧨
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 07/05/2025
a note for the cardinal electors, his name is pasticciotto, he is located in rome a scant 3km from the vatican, and there is no rule saying a dog can't be pope
a shaggy, scruffy blond dog making the biggest, doofiest smiley face sits on a bright green couch, staring right at the camera and daring you to tell him he is not perfection
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025
made an explainer for those unfamiliar with smoke-based conclave communication methods
a colorful pen and ink drawing showing seven plumes of smoke: white, black, orange, purple, green, pink, and brown. they are labeled: (1) we have a pope!; (2) we don't have a pope!; (3) we don't want a pope!; (4) we have a schism!; (5) we have an antipope!; (6) we have a girl!; and (7) "shit!"
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 02/05/2025
BOOP IT OR LOSE IT
A SHAGGY BLOND DOG WITH BANGS KINDA LIKE BRAD PITT IN "LEGENDS OF THE FALL" STARES INTO THE CAMERA MAKING A HAPPY, DOOFY FACE AND BEGGING YOU TO BOOP HIS SNOOT
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Michelle @schizzibizzi.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Prepariamoci.
un disegno in inchiostro colorato con sette pennacchi di fumo: bianco, nero, arancione, viola, verde, rosa, and marrone ognuno con un etichetta:: (1) abbiamo un papa!; (2) non abbiamo un papa!; (3) non vogliamo un papa!; (4) abbiamo una schisma; (5) abbiamo un antipapa; (6) abbiamo una donna; and (7) cazzo!
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 28/04/2025
il mondo di oggi, troppo spesso #arte #disegni #italia #roma
an ink drawing of four white street signs against and brown and gray stone wall. the signs read "cazzate," "fregnaccie," "schicchezze infinite, and "no piotta di stupidaggini"
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025
good job, crabs
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Brian Levine @balevine.com · 23/04/2025
I don't know much about the papacy. But that's funny.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 23/04/2025
made an explainer for those unfamiliar with smoke-based conclave communication methods
a colorful pen and ink drawing showing seven plumes of smoke: white, black, orange, purple, green, pink, and brown. they are labeled: (1) we have a pope!; (2) we don't have a pope!; (3) we don't want a pope!; (4) we have a schism!; (5) we have an antipope!; (6) we have a girl!; and (7) "shit!"
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 22/04/2025
I looked into the media hysteria around a trans woman allegedly competing in the Boston Marathon yesterday. What I found was that every single anti-trans headline about the issue could be traced to a single person. It's 2025 & media literacy is dead.
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the boston marathon: a case study in an anti-trans media hysteria
or: how one group controlled an entire discourse
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 22/04/2025
this is pandering directly to me and I am, as the kids once said, here for it lithub.com/what-if-the-...
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LEGO Allan Houston @legoallanhouston.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
“That should be free.” “Why?” “Because I want it, but not enough to pay for it.” That attitude is sort of amazing to me.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 22/04/2025
post an iconic blonde
an image of a shaggy blond dog wearing a blue sleeveless shirt jumping into the air to dunk a basketball into a hoop, under the words "air bud,
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 21/04/2025
I have my problems with any Pope, by definition But you gotta hand it to Papa Francisco for coining the phrase "theirs is the construction site of hell" in a description of American fascism and then dying almost immediately afterward
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 20/04/2025
jesus would move to ghost or beehiiv or buttondown
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 18/04/2025
free slogans for whoever's making the tshirts for people trying to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped: Ice ICE, baby. I'll take my ICE crushed. Let's break the ICE.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 17/04/2025
that nail-biting moment when the fascist leader of your country meets with the fascist leader of your other country f-, could do without, would prefer not to do business with again
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 17/04/2025
@mostlymartha.bsky.social what a tragedy to live on opposite sides of the world, we would totally be friends
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 17/04/2025
fyi, words mean things and "crew" does not mean "passenger"
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Bryce Covert @brycecovert.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trans women are women, trans people are people, neither of those things pose any threat to me as a cis woman or anyone else on this planet for that matter.
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Trans friends, no amount of legal shell games and weaponized bigotry will make you anything less than perfect beings exactly as you are and wish to be.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 14/04/2025
Boo-urns. Se sei vecchia quanto me, capirai.
a screenshot of simpsons character hans moleman, an old bald man with big round glasses, with the text "io t'ho detto cotica." which is a roman phrase meaning "it's not like I was insulting you"
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 03/04/2025
friday to-dos: clean bathroom, fold laundry, find perfect hiding spot for my retirement eggs
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 02/04/2025
broke the record and then kept going, passionately and coherently we call that the NJ flex
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 26/03/2025
this is just to say that i make art which may or may not amuse you (se parli italiano, in particolare l'italiano di roma. se non lo parli non avrà molto senso). schizzibizzi.com
schizzibizzi.com
schizzibizzi!
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 25/03/2025
i know this feeling. did you used to pay to subscribe to pipe wrench? you should give some of that money to @theflytrapmedia.bsky.social.
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/03/2025
We are knee deep in fascism and people are, in March (damn near April) 2025, starting substacks to… resist fascism?? You can’t do it. IT CANNOT BE DONE. You can’t resist fascism when you pay 10% of your revenue to the Nazi bar which then literally pays revenue to Nazis. You’re buying Nazis drinks.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 07/03/2025
never not here for news about giant stuck boats www.bbc.com/news/article...
bbc.com
Cargo ship will be stuck in mud of Humber estuary 'for a month'
The H&S Wisdom ran aground on Sunday night and remains stuck despite three attempts to refloat it.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 04/03/2025
could not be happier to give my moneys to @marisakabas.bsky.social and @theflytrapmedia.bsky.social if you love independent media, real journalism, and feminism and have some moneys, you should consider doing the same
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Celeste Ng @pronounced-ing.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Got a printer? You can start fighting fascism. Here's a thread of things you can print and distribute. 👇 I promise doing something--even this--feels better than raging silently. And maybe it'll show you that standing up is possible and open you up to more things you can do.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 28/02/2025
fixed it
a photo of some older white techbros with a quote that used to say "I recommend being in the office at least every workday... 60 hours a week is the sweet spot of productivity... I think we have all the ingredients to win this {AG} race, but we are going to have to turbocharge our efforts" but has been corrected in red to say "I recommend logging in to Slack at least every tenth workday... 60 hours a month is the sweet spot of productivity... I think we have all the ingredients to win this {AG} race, but we are going to have to take some naps first."
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 17/02/2025
counterpoint! it's david tennant.
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michelle weber @michelleinchief.com · 16/02/2025
tutta l'italia tranne le donne
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